Plain Jane11/9/98
Riff -- D, A, G, G-A-D
Born with a silver spoon
Going out with the goon
Your feign ways are putrid grime
When you open your mouth, it's just slime
The time has come when I leave you
It's time I take control, no brooding, too
They are pretentious to the bone
That is why I enjoy being alone
Chorus:
No time to mope for a
Plain Jane
She may be coy but she's
so vain
Educated sporting baby looks
That's when it's clear that it's your
phoney hook
You gave me nothing but dirty looks
No time to heed to a begging crook
Time to move on to better things
Allude the enemy, king me king
I'm the Don and she's
a pawn
Prima Donna loves the obnoxious con
Insipid people run this illustrious world
My friends and I just laugh and hurl
X-jerks and star spooks
We shoot snide remarks at them, just puke
Lose my innocence when I'm settled
Til then, trysts I just won't meddle
Truculent days, I see no more
No longer is my life a bore
I thought you were articulate
But now, I see that I'm shrewd; my pate
I contrive and I freely insinuate
Cocky, not I, nor I abate
Plain Janes just suck
No sense in investing on muck
Ask me again, what do I think?
I think you ought to see some shrink
It's time to leave my smokes and drinks
Plain Janes suck
Clueless dames are what you fuck
Devout I am, no need to hide
It's peace in Christ we all abide
Time to do away with pride
It's high time that I don't cry
My girl runs around naked sweet
She's so crazy, she and me
Smoothest skin and lovely legs
Runs round naked, makes me beg
