Insomniac 12/20/00
(Play with high gain, Vox wah, funk punk blues)
Chorus (two female voices)
Sleep, Spider, Sleep, sleep!
Count sheep, bleep, beep!
Sleep, Jack, no flack, ack!
got insomnia attack!
Burnin' da midnight oil,
He's thinkin' bout the sexy goil.
Can't sleep cos I'm depressed, overwhelming job search gets me uptight
But altogether I know I'm allright
Some people think I'm hyper
The truth is, I ain't no sniper
You gots ta be quick, and not be a comp prick
Well, I got you filed on my mental database
And your e-mail sucks cos you got no taste.
You've worn me out and riled me up, oh geez!
Please please please don't spit out verbal sneeze!
Cos that's the kind of thing that makes me wheeze!
Chorus (two female voices)
Sleep, Spider, Sleep, sleep!
Count sheep, bleep, beep!
Sleep, Jack, no flack, ack!
got insomnia attack!
Burnin' da midnight oil,
He's thinkin' bout the sexy goil.
Gran turismo on the highway of charlatans
All I think of is VW's and Mercedes Benz,
Well, personally, I'd grab that Porsche,
And roar down the highway, yeah, no duh!
Spider John's my name, and revvin' is my game,
Bimmer's got me on my tail, oh, heil wail!
My Jetta's betta, sayoonara 325i,
I'm high and low just like John Doe
I want that 330i when I land on techhell.
Smooth out that bass, and crank up the treble,
Blast tunes out supersonic like a demon rebel,
Doin' 80 mph put metal to the pedal.
Chorus (two female voices)
Sleep, Spider, Sleep, sleep!
Count sheep, bleep, beep!
Sleep, Jack, no flack, ack!
got insomnia attack!
Burnin' da midnight oil,
He's thinkin' bout the sexy goil.
Cockroach cops on 295 Jersey
They're just jealous cos I'm moving like a bee
All this driving exists in my mind at night
But I'll never cease to lose my keen insight
A mental road Internet Digital Superhighway
Night by day, didn't know life could be so gay,
Cos when you're a wired insomniac like me
You'll realize that nothing stops me, totally.
Chorus (two female voices)
Sleep, Spider, Sleep, sleep!
Count sheep, bleep, beep!
Sleep, Jack, no flack, ack!
got insomnia attack!
Burnin' da midnight oil,
He's thinkin' bout the sexy goil.
(Car engine sound effects VroomVroom!!!)---rock n roll fade.