I Like Girls That Want Me 1/7/04
I like girls that like me
I like girls that want me
Don't want no shy girl
that I have to win their affection
sick and tired of trying so hard
I'm too good for her
You tell me to take the initiative
Well, I do, but I'm strong, I give and give
and sporadically I am coy and aloof
shyness plays the spade
woman, come to me, I say
cos I'm being chased by a gay
I like girls that like me
I like girls that want me
cruise around for babes on weekends
Ain't it a bit cliched
all night clubbing and city bars
Never getting laid
Do you have an alternative
that I can use tonight?
What's that you say?
it's been so played
played out, nowhere to turn
Bored and disillusioned
on the game of love
just buy a dog
and sit like a log
and watch the girls fly in all lovey dove
Just play it by ear
By sight
Daily and nightly
revel blithely, outta sightly
steps of life,
exercise
working out the ebbs and flows
of the love market
where this leads no one knows
But what I do know
is love....
how to love
just not who to love
it'll take time
patience
and reciprocation
modulation
don't give me sex education
cos I know you have no relations
well.... here it comes again...
ace face, ready, steady, go!
spoken: are you ready?
here we go, yo!
Come here, bay-bee!!! (howl!)
I like girls that want me
I like girls that want me
She stares at me
and another, does she see?
augmented aphrodisiac glee
just come to me
just come to me
it's easy does it
just take a chance with me...
spoken: voulez-vous! yeah.... (howl)
allright.