Buffy and the Scoobies are in Buffy's living sitting around and chatting. They have been cleaning out the attic, and are going through a bunch of old boxes. Xander picks up one of Dawn's old sparkle princess crowns and put it on his head.
Xander: "How do I look?" Buffy: "Like a princess�now we'll have to call you Xanderella." Dawn: "Looks more like an Idiot Savant to me."
Willow finds the book of poetry the Angel gave Buffy a few years ago. Willow: "You kept this?" Buffy: "Yeah, I'm still Angel's Girl, some where deep down. Do you think he still thinks of himself as Buffy's Guy? I miss my Broody Baby."
Tara: "Actually, I think it'd sound better if you called yourself angelgirl. It's more of a siren saying you're still his. I bet AngelsTears are just flowing because he can't have you."
Dawn: "It's to bad you guys can't be together. Because of the whole if he gets to much buffluv he goes grrrr. I know I still think Angel/Buffy=Forever!!!"
Xander: "Yeah, that's kind of a BitterFreedom the guy has. Having a soul to love, but not being able to be with the one person he loves most. One moment of Bliss and he's all Angel of Death again. And we all know what a ChaosAngel Angelus is with out Angels_Soul. He's no christmasangel."
Dawn: "I'm sure he still loves you Buffy. But people have to move on. Look at Willow. She used to be a dingoesgirl. Now she's all Wicca Willow going 'Evil Oz, holy tara!' What? She is still a pagan right? Anyway, Xander is right. One moment of Bliss and he would have been Dark Angelus."
Giles picks up an old Fedora and puts it on his head trying to distract the group from what Dawn is saying.
Xander: "check out the G-man! Cutting edge style there Giles!" Buffy: "oh please! Those things went out years ago!" Tara picks up an Amythyst colored Sunneydale yearbook and starts looking through it.
Tara: "So this is where you guys went to school?" Willow: "yup! That's our yearbook." Tara: "Is Gileslover JennyCalendar in there? I always wanted to see what she looked like."
Buffy tries to change the subject. Buffy: "Look! There is Harmony and Cordelia. Before Harmony was well�Vamp Harmony. And when Cordy was also commonly known as QueenC. Thank goodness no one ever called me QueenB. I think some one called me a Green Queen once though�" Xander: "There's my cordybaby. Does anyone know if Harmony is still Spike's Girl?"
Willow: "She was with Spike? I thought Dru was SpikesChick. And I'm sure that CordeliaChase will always think of herself as Xander's Girl." Dawn: "Spike rocks! Sorry�but I'm kind of a spikelover. I'll be quiet now."
Buffy: "It's been awhile since we've heard from SpikesDru." Giles: "Really? I heard that Evil Willow was Spike's Cutie." Buffy: "Willow2 is back?" Dawn: "I'm probably wrong. But heard that they were at a bar together." Tara: "Ok, wait�so there is a Vamp Harmony and a Vamp Willow? Is there a Vamp Cordy too?"
Giles: "Not that we have heard. But since our Informant, Willy the Snitch hasn't been around to clue us off to the latest demon happenings. Another portal bringing other doubles from other realities could have been opened. We could very well have another Doppelganglander on our hands. If that's the case, there will be totally Kaos."
Buffy: "I doubt that Giles. I don't think you're up to date on your Watcher duties. " Giles: "But we must always be on our guard. Remember Buffy, you're the Chosen One." Dawn starts looking into one of Buffy's old diaries when no one is looking. Buffy turns and sees her.
Buffy: "Dawn! Don't be such a Snoop!" Dawn: "Sorry. Where is WilliamtheBloody tonight?" Buffy: "Oh, he's turning into some kind of Road Warrior. He said he had some sort of destiny that he had to fallow. Something about becoming the alpha and The Omega. He thinks he's some sort of Prophecy Boy. Or maybe he's visiting Xander's Scottish Cousin for all I know. I wasn't really listening when he said where he was going. But I think it might be something mystical."
Willow: "Xander has a Scottish Cousin? When will he be back?" Dawn: "I heard he was seeing a girl named Madeleine." Xander: "Who cares what Spike's Destiny is? And who cares what his fate is? Just so long as he doesn't get that chip out! The last thing we need right now is a bunch of vampires walking around saying 'Spikemadme.'"
Giles: "To true. I don't even want to think about who he'd turn into his next Vampress." Giles gives Buffy a worried look. Buffy: " Don't worry. I'm not going to be made into Spike's Mistress anytime soon." Dawn: "Yeah, I'm sure he couldn't find a better person to be Spike's Gal." Buffy: "Don't be a smarty pants."
Dawn: "I wasn't�I was being a sas. There is a difference." Xander: "Just what we need. Another SpikesBabe. Dawn, don't start becoming SpikeCrazy over Mr. Blonde like all these other girls have." Dawn: "With all these girls that have been with the blondiebear, shouldn't there be a babyspike by now?"
Tara: "I'm sure hostile17 won't get close enough to Buffy to make her vampy." Buffy: "There is NO way I'm becoming a vampkitten for the BigBad." Xander: "No one is going to become Spike's Vixen!" Willow: "Unless he puts up the smokescreen of being nice like Faith did." Dawn: "ForeverFaith! What? I thought the 5x5 thing was kinda cool�I'll shut up now."
Xander: "Yeah, people like that Swoop in and before you know it. You are trusting them way too much." Buffy: "That reminds me. Angel called. He said he wanted me to go down and help him out with some trouble he's having. He said something about a ghost dog haunting his hotel. Sort of like the wolfdogs that haunted the TheLibraryEntrance. He said something about doyle resurrected too. But he got cut off before he could finish. "
Willow: "You mean like we had at Prom?" Buffy: "I guess so. But these have Emyrald Wings and a Ghostface. Hey, is there a picture of me getting that award in the year book?" Xander: "Yeah, there is one of Jonathan giving it to you." Buffy: "Wow�I never even thought to look and see if there was a picture of it. I kind of got side tracked by having to be supergirl and save the school from The Mayor."
Dawn: "Yeah, but Willow pulled her witchychic thing, and you did your Slayer thing, and the whole school helped out. So you made it out of that. You always do. That's why you're Btvs."
Willow: "Hey is there one of Xander in that Tuxedo Mask?" Buffy: "Most of the pictures of that came out in shadows." Xander: " And yet all of jocklarry's pictures came out fine. It's a crime what the jocks could get away with. "
Buffy: "Look at all of us. Taking a trip down memory lane when I have to get back to slaying! I have to be Reddygirl if any vamps or Grave Desecraters show up at the graveyard"
Willow: "Good luck with the slaying! Dust a vamp for me!" Dawn: "Yeah stay on your guard! You don't want any FangPangs!" Buffy: "Dawn, don't be a spaz." Dawn: "Sorry. I have to go call Sita and Ali. That ok with you?" Buffy: "Sure. Xander, could you stay and be the watcher of Dawn?" Giles: "Watch out Buffy. I hear that there is some kind of canadianslayer out there."
Tara: "Someone that slays canandians?" Giles: "Never mind." Buffy: "You know what? I patrolled last night. Lets go to the Bronze." Xander: "Now that sounds like a plan." Willow: "Good old Bronze, the one place we can still count on in this town." Dawn: "Can I come too?"
Xander: "Sure you can Dawnster!" Buffy: "Then that's where were going." Giles: "Dawn grab your coat! It looks like Winter out there." Willow: "Yeah, there is a big Deacon Frost coming. It's kind of usual for this time in May though. We should be getting some Summer Shadow by now." They all hop in a Shelby with Velvet seat covers and head to the Bronze. When they get to the bronze they see an Atropa standing outside. Buffy: "Hey, I thought those stayed in their crypts. Should I Dust'em?" Giles: "No, If you'll remember, Atropas are good vampires. It's the Nimrods you have to look out for."
Buffy: "Ok good. I'm already on Stake76 out of 100. It would make slaying a whole lot easier if the stakes didn't Dust with the vamps." They walk into the Bronze and a chibi is singing some lala on stage. Xander starts staring at her.
Willow: "Xander you PeakFreak! Aren't you still Anya's Boyfriend?" Xander: "I'm getting Anya some Briar Roses from Erin's Place late. Or do you think I should get her Lilacs?" The group walks over to a table and sits down. Xander: "This place does look better. Glad they finally got the money to fix it up after the Troll trashed it."
Giles: "I heard the owner, a women named Barbara from arkie, is really in debt now. I hear she's in with the Devil's Boi just to make rent. Which would explain for the higher prices. I almost have to pull out my Platinum card to pay for a drink!"
Buffy: "So, Will. How is MissKittyfantastico? You've made sure to keep her away from Amy the Rat, right?" Willow looks like she is in shock. Tara: "Actually, we think she might be an english_kitty. Or an ambercat. We aren't quiet sure yet. She could be an Astro Cat for all we know." Willow: "Tara�have you seen amy lately?"
Tara: "I haven't seen her since Sunday." Everyone's mouths fall open. Willow tries to distract everyone. Willow: "Have you heard what's going on with Faith lately?" Buffy: "Angel said she's doing fine." Dawn: "So she's not Faithnomore yet huh?" Buffy: "Angel has been going to see her in jail. I hear he even brought Faith Valentines."
Xander: "Aww that's so sweet. Because nothing says love between two Sexy Almost Evil people like a nail file in your chocolate. So now it'll be what? A week before the Faithster breaks out? " Buffy: " There is nothing between This Year's Girl and Angel. He'd have to be soulless for that to happen." Giles: "I think that was his point" Xander: "All I'm saying is that Angel has never been very stable. I mean, he smashed the ring of Amarra didn't he? And we all know Faith is no LittleGirlScout"
Tara: "I'm sure that he'd never spend his Afterlife with that foxee, 5 by 5, girl. He only has a Passion for you. I'm sure he's not Faith's Lover." Buffy: "I'm Touched that you are all so worried about this. But don't be. I'm sure there is nothing going on between them."
Dawn: "I'd put some sort of wedge between them if I were you. But hey, your call." Buffy: "Yes it is. And right now I call for dancing. Xander, you up for it?" Xander: "A dance with the Bufster? Wouldn't refuse!" Xander , Buffy, Willow, and Tara go off to dance. While Dawn stays behind and sips her soda.
Dawn: "Yup�just another day at the bronze."