On the first day of Christmas my True love gave to me a naked chocolate Buffy in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 2 new black t- shirts....

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 prank calls to Angel.

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 4new pairs of black jeans.

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 cartons of ciggerettes.

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 6 gift certificates to the butcher.

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 sticks of berbur root.

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 jars of wetabix.

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 bottles of burbon.

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 swings at Xander.

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11 bags of tiny marshmellows.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 dozen wings!