Oprah: � Were back, and today�s new topic: getting to know my inner demon�literally.� Spike: � How come we are just now remembering everything that happened? People I kill usually stay dead.�
Oprah: � D�hoffryn brought me back from the dead. He allowed me to go back and distort all your memories so my real identity would remain a secret. But I obviously didn�t do that great a job of it.�
*Anya stands up in the audience* Anya: � He did what!? He didn�t allow me to return to being a demon! You always were his favorite.�
Oprah: � Anyanka, it�s been awhile. We really should do lunch sometime.� Anya: � Don�t give me that Oraphunka! You always did have a problem with changing the subject.�
Harmony: � Did you just call her Oprahunka? Anybody else finding this wicked weird?�
*Buffy is still very shocked by all this* Buffy: � Oh yeah.� Dru: � The King of cups �� *Spike cuts her off* Spike: � Not now Dru, things are getting interesting.�
Oprahunka: � Yes, Oprahunka is my true name. But my producers said that if I used it, it would kill my ratings.�
Buffy: � Anya, you knew about this?! Why didn�t you tell me that Oprah was a demon!?� Anya: � Oh please, like you didn�t know! How can you watch her show and not think �demon!� � Buffy: � good point.�
Harmony: � Ok, I�m really getting confused. Oprah is a vengeance demon. Anya was a vengeance demon. But�what is a vengeance demon?�
Anya: � A vengeance demon grants one wish to a female, who�s man has been unfaithful.�
Dru: � Naughty boys must be punished. But the stars want to play a game! They are singing, and want to be heard. Can you hear them?�
*a smile slowly creeps across Buffy�s face.*
Buffy: � Are you guys thinking what I�m thinking?� *Harmony grins and nods* Buffy: � group huddle!�
*Buffy, Dru, Harmony, and Anya all get in a huddle. They start whispering and giggling. Occasionally glancing at Spike. Spike gulps. After a few minutes the girls look up.*
Harmony: � Oprah, we have a wish!� *Buffy laughs* Buffy: � Oh, we sure do!� *Druscilla grins evilly* *Anya nods enthusiastically*
*cut to a scene of a small room with no windows, and one door. Spike is tied to a chair facing a large TV. On the TV appears Oprah.*
TV Oprah: � Welcome back to our 48 hour Oprah marathon! Where we will be showing you the best episodes of Oprah ever!� Spike: �NOOOO!!! Let me out of here! Please, I�ll be good! I promise! Just let me out! You can�t do this! It�s too cruel! OH Bloody hell!�
- Vamp Harmony
PABBMS FOREVER!!