*We open on the set of a tool show* Buffy: ? Everybody know what time it is?!?!?? *The studio audience shouts* ? TOOL TIME!!? Buffy: ? That?s right! Now here?s your host?Xander ? The tool man? Harris!? *Xander walks on stage followed by Spike* Xander: ? Hello I am Xander ?the tool man? Harris, you all know my know my assistant William ?I have a big crush on a slayer? the Bloody! But you can call him Spike. Now today we?re going to be working on electrical wiring. If you?ll look up you?ll see I?ve already installed a hanging chandelier on the ceiling. But what fun would just a regular light be? So I gave mine more power! It now rotates! Would you flip that switch there Spike?? Spike: ? I don?t think so Xander.? Xander: ? Fine then. Buffy would you like throw the switch?? Buffy: ? NO! I mean?No thanks Xander, it?s all yours!? Xander: ? Fine.? * walks over a flips the switch the light. The light comes on and starts spinning slowly* Xander: ? You see? Nothing went wrong?Ho ho ho ho ho.? *All of a sudden its start to spin really fast and glass is sprayed everywhere* *Spike dives behind the work desk and Buffy and Xander go running of stage* *Xander yells from off stage* Xander: ? Well be right back after these messages from Bradford!?
- Vamp Harmony