*Spike is standing the very front tip of a huge boat He makes a triumphant gesture *
Spike: ? I?m the king of the World!!! Woo!!!? *stops and thinks for a second* I?ve got to show this to Buffy.? * Runs off and finds Buffy*
Spike: ? I have to show you something! Here?close your eyes?I?ll lead you there.?
Buffy: ? Well?all right. But if this is some sort of trick??
Spike: ? It?s not. Trust me.? *He Leads her to the very tip of the front of the boat. Her eyes still closed*
Spike: ? K?now put your lift your arms out to the side? *She does what he says *
Spike: ? Now open your eyes? *she does*
Buffy: ? OH! I?m flying Jack! ?I mean Spike?
(And the spoof goes on) (pt. 2)
*The boat is sinking Spike and Buffy are in a huge room that is rapidly being filled with water*
Spike: ? You have to let go Buffy!?
Buffy: ? No Spike! I?ll never let go. I?ll never let go!? Spike: ? You have to! Promise me Buffy?Promise me you?ll live. No matter what happens to me. Promise me you?ll get off this boat and live your life.?
Buffy: ? But Spike??
Spike: ? Please Buffy.?
Buffy: ? I promise? Spike: ? Unhook me?
*Buffy nods, kisses him, and then unhooks him from the thing that is keeping him floating. He sinks like a brick* *Suddenly Spike swims back up*
Buffy: ? Your alive!?
Spike: ? Vampires don?t breathe. So the don?t drown. Remember? Buffy: ? Oh yeah! I forgot about that...then why did you go down??
Spike: ? I was caught in the moment?
Buffy: ? Oh.?
Spike: ? So how about I swim behind your escape boat??
Buffy: ? You can do that??
Spike: ? Sure! I?ll be fine just as long we make it to another boat or land by sunrise?
Buffy: ? I love you?
Spike: ? I love you too?
*They kiss. Suddenly and out of no where Celine Dion?s ? My Heart Will Go On? starts to play* *Spike and Buffy look very confused*
Buffy: ? Do you hear that?? Spike: ? Yeah?what is it?? Buffy: ? I don?t know. Weird.? Spike: ? Lets go.? Buffy: ?Yeah.? *Fade to Black*
- Vamp Harmony
PABBMS FOREVER!!