Computers just don't cut it anymore
aging technology frustrates the technogeeks
This laptop is beggining to suck
It was probably $900 3 years ago
But now that its a piece of crap
I could get a better one on Ebay for $300!

Dirty mouse balls
loose cables and connections
Freezing Screens and then I've had enough
with aging equipment that always needs repairs
and the people who have the power to upgrade
lay back and blow the money away.

I see many other people like me
wh are sick and tired of technology
they just want some guarantees about quality


Computer evolution 

I despise those salesmen who sell you a computer
and convince inexperienced users they need to buy
a bunch of extra peripherals that will just end up
in a junk drawer.  The bills rings up and its $200
dollars more than you were quoted.

Just for fun I should load some filtering software onto
someone's computer who is a total porn addict so they
never get to access their sites again.

Generalizations of People who live in Trailers

They regularly drink beer
They have satellite television 
At least one family member smokes