____________________________________________________ 4/6/2005 Updated: links.css links-blue-red.css lyrics.htm bad_religion_answer.htm bad_religion_conquer_the_world.htm ____________________________________________________ 4/6/2005 Changed the general keyword of G Harvey's name to be in quotes. ____________________________________________________ Order page changes for Wild West Art How you found our website selector - Google - Yahoo - Other Search Engine - Magazine or Newspaper - Internet Advertisement Blank box for: (Search words used _____________________________________________________ Some of Brooke's Wedding Photo Albums http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/BAPhoto/june5thwedding http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/BAPhoto/September25thWedding http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/BAPhoto/december12thwedding http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/BAPhoto/december31stwedding http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/BAPhoto/march21stwedding http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/BAPhoto/allankristin http://www.shutterfly.com/pro/BAPhoto/mjengagement __________________________________________________ Summary of the Time Machine Quotes from Somewhere in Time Quotes from The Time Machine Quotes from Amadeus Download Indiana Jone theme ___________________________________________________ Quotes from Somewhere in Time (1980) Our relationship is strickly business. 2. Strickley business. 3. I am involved with you as an actress Mr. Robinson, not a door mat. Do not attempt to wipe your boots on me ___________________________________________________ Jay Leno Monologues: Speaking of that, remember Mary Kay Letourneau, the Seattle school teacher? She's going to marry her former sixth grade student in just a couple of weeks. I checked the website there they're registered and they're still low on everyday china and Playstation 2 games. In West Virginia, a guy gets into a fight with his girlfriend. He supposedly put a container of gasoline in her microwave oven and set the house on fire. Isn't that crazy, isn't that nuts? Doesn't this guy know the price of gas now? ____________________________________________________ "Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason." "It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." "The official state bird of New Jersey is the middle finger." __________________________________________________ Quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes. Cop: Ma'am, are you aware that it's against the law to possess animals of a barnyard nature in a residential area? Miranda: What if you're married to one? Mrs. Doubtfire: Can you help me with something, I found this outside. [holds up Mercedes hood ornament] Stu: Yes, this is off my Mercedes. Mrs. Doubtfire: Off your Mercedes, dear, you own that big expensive car out there? Oh, dear. Well, they say a man who has to buy a big car like that is trying to compensate for smaller genitals. [Trying to get false teeth out of glass] Mrs. Doubtfire: Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth. Daniel: What? Well let's ask the technicians. Do you think its morally right to promote smoking to the youth of America? [the three technicians are smoking. One man shrugs] Daniel: They're biased. That's a mistrial. Lou: Daniel listen to me, this session is costing the studio thousands of dollars. Now if you want a paycheck, you stick to the script. If you wanna play Gandhi, then do it on somebody else's time. Daniel: [Imitating Gandhi] Then I've got to do what I've got to do. Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh I'm sorry, am I being a little graphic? I'm sorry. Well, I hope you're up for a little competition. She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. ___________________________________________________ 4/4/05 Changed the keyword "western art" for Tim Cox to "western art prints" because it was getting too many clicks. ___________________________________________________ Jokes: Nascar Driver named Dick Trickle ___________________________________________________ Amazon Listmania The best movies Ever made LOTR: Fellowship, Star Wars Trilogy (widescreen), LOTR: Return of the king, Matrix, Indiana Jones,Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, Dances with Wolves, Crouching Tiger-Hidden Dragon, B000065U3Q,B00003CXCT, B0001US8E4,B00000K19E,B00009ZPU6, B0001NBLVI,B00012QM8G,B00003CXE7,B0000399WI,B00008PBZZ, B00003CXR4, _____________________________________________________ Mary of Nazareth, the Mother of God, has been given to us as a model in our pilgrimage of faith. From Mary we learn to surrender to God's will in all things. From Mary, we learn to trust even when all hope seems gone - Pope John Paul II an excerpt from "In My Own Words" by the Pope __________________________________________________ How to Handle a Court Ordered IRS Meeting (Google converted from .doc to html) http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:gIrUEY-z2OMJ:famguardian.org/CDs/IRSCD/Audit/How%2520to%2520Handle%2520a%2520Court-Ordered%2520IRS%2520Meeting.doc+%22ask+you+if+the+briefcase%22&hl=en _______________________________________________ MSU (PIN) - Val's B-day ____________________________________________ Pages for My website + Lyrics to "Ebay" by Weird Al + ____________________________________________________ Memory is the treasury and guardian of all things. - Marcus Tullius Cicero _____________________________________________________ This goes in the header: ______________________________________________________ a:link {color:green} a:visited {color:yellow} a:hover {color:black} a:active {color:blue} _______________________________________________________ CSS Comments You can insert comments in CSS to explain your code, which can help you when you edit the source code at a later date. A comment will be ignored by the browser. A CSS comment begins with "/*", and ends with "*/", like this: CSS is a breakthrough in Web design because it allows developers to control the style and layout of multiple Web pages all at once. As a Web developer you can define a style for each HTML element and apply it to as many Web pages as you want. To make a global change, simply change the style, and all elements in the Web are updated automatically. ____________________________________________________ Quotes from the Golden Child (1986) The Old Man: Keep your thought as pure as the water. Chandler Jarrell: Hey, this water ain't really that pure. The Old Man: Un-heh, neither are you. Chandler Jarrell: Yeah, well, ya' better have a spatula where we're goin' cause my ass is frozen to this yak. Chandler Jarrell: Hey, that's a neat trick you do, where somebody throws a rock at you and you wave your hand and make it hit something else. Did you ever hear of Ed McMahon and "Star Search"? Do they have "Star Search" in Tibet? Probably not. Probably got "Food Search." _____________________________________________________ Quotes from What Dreams May Come (1998) Albert: Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Annie Nielsen: Sometimes, when you lose, you win. ______________________________________________________ Quotes from Seven Years in Tibet (1997) Heinrich Harrer: A man who betrays his culture shouldn't preach about its customs. Pema Lhaki: This is another great difference between our civilization and yours. You admire the man who pushes his way to the top in any walk of life, while we admire the man who abandons his ego. Heinrich Harrer: The absolute simplicity. That's what I love. When you're climbing your mind is clear and free from all confusions. You have focus. And suddenly the light becomes sharper, the sounds are richer and you're filled with the deep, powerful presence of life. ______________________________________________________ Quotes from the Legend of Bagger Vance (2000) Bagger Vance: Inside each and every one of us is our one, true authentic swing. Something we was born with. Something that's ours and ours alone. Something that can't be learned... something that's got to be remembered. Rannulph Junnah: That's right Hardy. You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn't much matter 'cos we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big. And then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That'ok, that's ok because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill. ____________________________________________________ Download "Baby got Jack" by Weird Al _____________________________________________________ Music MP3's 3/30/05 Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca ______________________________________________________ Songs from CD on demand Master Morya - Song 192 Heart, Head and Hand Decrees (3x) - 1.30 I AM Presence, Thou Art Master (9x) - 10.11 ______________________________________________________ Quotes from the Mask of Zorro (1998) Alejandro: I've never lost a fight. Don Diego de la Vega: Except to a crippled old man just now. Don Diego de la Vega: There is a saying, a very old saying: when the pupil is ready the master will appear. [in a confessional, Alejandro posing as a priest] Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment, padre. Alejandro Murrieta: You killed somebody? Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment. Alejandro Murrieta: [pause] Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments. Elena: I dishonored my father. Alejandro Murrieta: That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it. ______________________________________________________ 3/30/05 + Worked for 15 minutes Resumed Howard Terpning Ad Group Changed the keyword "wildlife art" for Nancy Glazier to be in quotes Added "horse paintings" & "wildlife prints" as keywords for the Nancy Glazier ad group _______________________________________________________ The weight of your matress doubles every 10 years due to dead dust mites ______________________________________________________ Padre Pio's Birthday: May 25th ___________________________________________________ 3/25/05 + Worked for 10 minutes!! Changed the Gary carter keyword to be in quotes. Changed the keyword "cowboy artist" for G Harvey to be in quotes Changed the keyword "cowboy art" for Tim Cox to be in quotes Changed Howard Terpning ad with keyword "howard terpning prints" ____________________________________________________ Quotes from Scary Movie 3: President Harris: These men died defending their country. Send flowers to their bitches and ho's. Cody: You're getting lucky tonight. Cody: He doesn't know you're a guy. Cody: Smoke all you want, you're going to get hit by a bus. George: You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? Sue: Yeah. George: She's dead! Sue: Aah! George: Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog! Sue: My dog's dead? George: I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is dying! Tom: Don't call me "dude". I haven't been a stoner since... Becca: You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. [Becca and Kate look at down at their breasts and scream] Ross Giggins: I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie. The Architect: We loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit. Tom: She broke her wiener? Cindy Campbell: I was in the delivery room with her. She was having a hard time. Then you began to come out of her. And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. She yelled, "Just kill me. Bludgeon me with a bedpan. Cindy Campbell: Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. Well, on the second try. The first time she snipped your penis in half. Cindy Campbell: I know. This station is about sex, violence, and the weather. Tom: Come here! What did you do with Sue? MJ: I didn't touch her, I swear! Tom: I don't believe you! MJ: Please, for God's sake! She's a girl! ______________________________________________________ Quotes from Old School (2003) Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. _____________________________________________________ Dumb & Dumber (1994) Quotes Lloyd Christmas: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling. Harry Dunne: Nice set of hooters you got there! Mary Swanson: I beg your pardon? Harry Dunne: The owls! They're beautiful! Cop: They're driving an '84... Sheepdog. __________________________________________________ Scary Movie 2 Quotes Father McFeely: I came as fast as I could. But you know at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin' before it starts pumpin'. Father Harris: And thank you God, for voting off that unholy bitch Gerri from Survivor. Priest: [On the toilet] Lord, help me to release this demon. [farts] __________________________________________________ Mafia! Movie Quotes Anthony Cortino: I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas. Pepper Gianini: All right all right! But we didn't actually SLEEP! _________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ Most Wanted Upcoming Films 1. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (May 19th, 2005) 2. Sin City 3. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (March 31st, 2006) 4. Superman Returns 5. Bewitched 6. King Kong 7. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (November 18th, 2005) 8. The Dukes of Hazzard 9. Indiana Jones 4 (July 1st, 2005) 10. The Island 11. Batman Begins 12. War of the Worlds 13. Rush Hour 3 (To Be Announced 2005) 14. The Amityville Horror 15. Beauty Shop 16. Cinderella Man 17. Eros 18. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 19. Fever Pitch 20. House of Wax ____________________________________________ Top 10 Highest Grossing Films 1. Titanic (1997) 2. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) 3. Shrek 2 (2004) 4. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 5. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) 6. Spider-Man (2002) 7. The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King (2003) 8. Spider-Man 2 (2004) 9. The Passion of the Christ (2004) 10. Jurassic Park (1993) 11. The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 12. Finding Nemo (2003) 13. Forrest Gump (1994) 14. The Lion King (1994) 15. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) 16. The Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship of The Ring (2001) 17. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002) 18. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983) 19. Independence Day (1996) 20. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) _____________________________________ Top 10 Best Selling Nintendo 64 games Super Mario for Nintendo 64 Perfect Dark Conker's Bad Fur Day**** (check) Pokemon Puzzle League Donkey Kong WWF: No Mercy Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Legend of Zelda: Majora's Maks Banjo Tooie Golden Eye 007 ______________________________________________________ Unity of Livingston Meeting: 316 West Callender St Sunday Service 10:30 am Mailing Add: PO Box 243, 59047 Office Phone: 406-223-2235 Minister: Alvena Hiatt-1998 E-mail: revhiatt@aol.com ______________________________________________________ Unity Church Unity church leaders teach that the spirit of God dwelt in Jesus, just as it indwells every person; and that every person has the potential to express the perfection of Christ, as Jesus did, by being more Christ-like in everyday life. Unity puts into practice a true ecumenical approach. Unity sees itself as a vehicle for instruction, inspiration and prayer support for spiritual seekers, regardless of their religious affiliation. Rather than a denomination, locked in tight parameters that restrict, Unity views itself as an ever-expanding expression of love, light, and peace. Therefore, it freely shares its teachings with all people. Unity believes in the oneness and freedom of all people. Emphasis is always on the similarities rather than the differences in the human spiritual expression. Unity teaches that the cross symbolizes the crossing out of all false beliefs. Here again, emphasis is on life and living, through the resurrection rather than on the Crucifixion. ____________________________________________________ Mrs. Simpson, when you took off, you left a hole in Homer's heart that he's been trying to fill with alcohol for 20 years. God bless ya! Simpsons Quote site http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised? Friend: You're right (turns on tv...) there. __________________________________________________ Top Navigational Bar II - bigger (grey) http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex1/topnavbar.htm Horizontal Javascript Nav Menu http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex1/hvmenu/index.htm config.htm (MUST read. 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We'll be talking about Freud and why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse. Skylar: Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener then you're acting directly on it's behalf. ___________________________________________________ home.cnet.com.category/0-3805-7-309035.html http://download.cnet.com/downloads Saki Quotes: Every reformation must have its victims. You can't expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal's return. "If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits." - The Unbearable Bassington "I always say beauty is only sin deep." - Hector Hugh Munro _______________________________________________________ Trillian 3.0 info page & download http://www.download.com/Trillian/3000-2150-10047473.html ____________________________________________________ Disney Movies by year of Release http://homepage.usask.ca/~jjs142/chronological.htm Disney Movies by year http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=120890 Canon Powershot G6 7.1 Megapixel on B&H http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/controller/home?O=productlist&A=details&Q=&sku=367245&is=REG Stories by the Brothers Grimm Little Red Riding Hood Rapunzel Hansel and Gretel Cinderella Rumpelstiltskin euphemism - 222-3905 Websites answers.com _________________________________________________ Quotes from Finding Forester (2000) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181536/quotes Forrester: The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time. Forrester: No thinking - that comes later. You must write your first draft with your heart. You rewrite with your head. The first key to writing is... to write, not to think! Jamal: O, you mean Ireland? Forrester: Scotland, for God's sakes! _________________________________________________ Value of Tom and Jerry Fists of Furry for N64 game Park High Library http://www.livingston.k12.mt.us/users/phslibrary Web Link for Park High Library Catalog Search http://mtscprod.msl.mt.gov/uhtbin/cgisirsi/x/0/49?user_id=PARKHSWEB&password=%20 www.oldversion.com because newer is not always better Shutterfly - name of the file that is the photo of Valerie & Cindy also date taken!! Virtues of the fingers Finger Left hand Right Hand thumb stability intelligence index progress power/force middle tolerance happiness ring self-discipline method/way litttle generosity wisdom 1956 June 14 - U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs a bill into law that places the words "under God" to the United States' Pledge of Allegiance. _________________________________________________ Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalks us all our lives, I have come to believe that time is companion that helps on the journey,it reminds us to cherish every moment because it may never come again, what we leave behind is not as important as how we lived it. - Captain Picard Star Trek Generations. _________________________________________________ 2/27: deleted the "western art" keyword from the Tim Cox ad group Art Posters to get: School of Athens (bedroom 40x29) (20x13 for $17) or (35x23 for $30) (39x27 for $14!!!) The Accolade (Gallery--Liebermans) MC Escher's "Drawing hands" (26x22 for $11) Washingston Crossing the Delaware (18x13 for $18) Other artists John William - __________________________________________________ Blank page in Internet Explorer about:blank __________________________________________________ How to turn off clicking sounds in Internet Explorer start -> Settings -> Control Panel >Sounds Scroll down in program events until you see "Windows Explorer" and then click on "Start Navigation" _________________________________________ Quote from The Prisoner of Azkaban But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light. - Dumbledore _________________________________________ Webpage with listings, links, and screenshots to best Freeware Firefox OpenOffice MWSnap Irfanview Google toolbar PrintFolders CutePDF Audacity Quintessential Player Flash Movie Extract Pilot JDiskReport KeyNote ZoneAlarm AVG Free Edition Trillian __________________________________________________ http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=426607 __________________________________________________ 061222431785795 _________________________________ Para bailar la bamba, Para bailar la bamba, Se necesita una poca de gracia. Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti. Arriba y arriba Y arriba y arriba, por ti sere, Por ti sere. Por ti sere. Yo no soy marinero. Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan. Soy capitan. Soy capitan. Ba-ba-bamba, Ba-ba-bamba, Ba-ba-bamba, Ba... Para bailar la bamba, Para bailar la bamba, se necesita una poca de gracia. Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti. Arriba, arriba. R-r-r-r-r, Ja! Ja! Para bailar la bamba, Para bailar la bamba, Se necesita una poca de gracia. Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti. Arriba y arriba Y arriba y arriba, por ti sere, Por ti sere. Por ti sere. Ba-ba-bamba. Ba-ba-bamba. Ba-ba-bamba. ____________________________________________ Quote from the Movie 28 days (2000) Lily Cummings: Even a pain in the ass needs someone to take care of them. "Hey, hey, what do you say, being sober is the only way." ___________________________________________ Song in background of the Movie 28 days (2000) Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall, Drunk men swear and that’s not all, Quite often they will urinate outdoors. Like widowed women, drunk men weep, Like children curled up, drunk men sleep, Like a dog, a drunk will crawl around on all fours. ________________________________________ tautology: repetition of an idea in different words. ________________________________________ Submit photos to Bruce McGaw graphics acquisitions@bmcgaw.com