These are some
excellent jokes and stuff for people who enjoy
messing with things. . .
Some Weird and Funny Stuff
On a really crouded day in school put a sign on the victim stating (i have a . . .)
Put honey all over
someone's locker so that they can't get it open.
Or just cover all their stuff with honey.
Buy a couple of
eggs and throw they in a locker that no one uses
and in a few days it will wreak like hell.
Superglue can be useful for many things. . .
Calculators
CD Players (only on a terrible person)
Clothes
Go to the command
prompt and type in shutdown -s
this should do something very intersting to a bunch of computers
If you want to really annoy somone then put epson salt and laxative
in their drink the night before a big test. When it comes to it they won't
be able to stay awake because they will have been awake all night and
they will keep having to go to the toilet which is not allowed
( for cheating reasons ) and they will be given 0 and if you are lucky
they may soil themselves.
get citro-meg at
a store. It's is a liquid poop bringer. It is ten times
stronger then e-lax. It tastes like lemonade. So pour it in the lemonade
that someone has.
School Rumors spread like a virus.
Get a can full of grasshoppers and release them in the hall.
Buy a can of Axe and do the following:
spray it up and
down a hallway. . .then when the bell rings everyone
will smell the hall that has been Axed.
Spray Axe all over a stack of papers so they reak.
Record something
over a class video that sucks like a simpson's
episode or maybe something better. . . .