eeegi: hahah what would a priest do with poker chips?
Gazoodle4600: use them to molest little boys?

sheikfrk3452: If you had one quote to sum up you, what would it be?
JDS6000: "sexaholics anonymous"

Acidflux77: ""
Acidflux77: where's my cookie?
(my profile used to say "i'm bored with my profile, give me a quote and I'll give you a cookie")

E e e gi: :0)
volfied: that still looks like a muppet to me

missyMRE: yeah, it makes it a little more difficult to read knowing she's Thomas Hardy's love penguin.

JArazz46: a guy called in saying his install CD wasn't working...(to the AOL helpline thing)
JArazz46: she asked what kind of computer he had, he said a Sharp
JArazz46: then went on to say that both cassette players were working but the AOL cd was the only one that wouldn't work in his cd player

JArazz46: lol that was funny...i was on the other side of the room workin on old crappy and whenever i got a message i'd run across the room to the ibook
JArazz46: then i was like "hey wait...it's portable" and moved it over

JArazz46 : i couldn't tell which band members were girls or guys
eeegi: ...they're all guys
JArazz46: ...now you tell me

bignutterthe1st (11:09:25 PM): hmmmm html...tasty

velina13 (9:46:43 PM): how many million people do u suppose have at least once in their lifetimes told aol to fuck itself?

bignutterthe1st: there are 3 types of people in this world
bignutterthe1st: thoose that can count and thoose that cannot

Blurgit: wow this is a frightening conversation

e e e gi: grr, brb my finger is bleeding
wrongfullyaccuzd: you type too hard

eeegi- You didn't even complain about my illogicalness
JArazz46- I know better.

JArazz46: It's better if I don't know who I am

sheikfrk3452: ...
sheikfrk3452: who is this?
eeegi: wassup
sheikfrk3452: who is this?
eeegi: yo pappie
sheikfrk3452: lol
sheikfrk3452: hi
sheikfrk3452: how are ya?
eeegi: surfin ebay lookin for a laptop

(A conversation between Dad and me on both of my sns...proving that there are some words and spellings that are just not to be said by a parent to a child...)

Blurgit: but he's all nice and stuff
Blurgit: man... what a stupid nice jerk

WorstGooEver: mebbe praying mantis' are slow
WorstGoo Ever: mebbe it's a male thing
Eee gi: lol, I think I like that idea better.
WorstGooEver: mebbe the poor male praying mantis would have a friggin CHANCE to evolve if u damned women would stop biting his head off!!!
WorstGooEver: not a sermon, just a thought
Eee gi: hahahaha
WorstGooEver: i'll remember that one for college
WorstGooEver: i'll write a science paper about it
Eee gi: sounds good
WorstGooEver: it'll be my thesis paper for the class
WorstGooEver: "why the evolution of man has been stinted"

JArazz46: When I get there I'll teach you how to cook and you can teach me how to dance
Eeegi: Anyone can dance it's just a matter of moving to a beat
JArazz46: Anyone can cook, it's just a matter of not carbonizing tortillas.

Blurgit: you know what would be different? if i got an eyepatch
Blurgit: wouldn't that be interesting?
Eeegi: it would be
Eeegi: could i call you a pirate?
Blurgit: no
Eeegi: awww :0(
Blurgit: haha

ICW14: Peeps were eating bagles in the temple cuz it was sunday and they weren't having services
Blurgit: ah
ICW14: He was supposed to be in Sunday school
Blurgit: ok
ICW14: but instead they went to the dollar store
ICW14: and bought swords and zorro masks
Blurgit: lol
ICW14: and burst in through the doors
ICW14: :-)
ICW14: and his justification was
ICW14: "well they were eating bagels in there"

THEN

Blurgit: lol innah's friend got kicked out of temple for swordfighting
Blurgit: with zorro masks
Eeegi: lol
Blurgit: i know!!
Blurgit: i was like "awesome!!!..........i mean, that's too bad....."
Eeegi: lol!!
Eeegi: that is awesome though
Blurgit: hehe
Eeegi: ..and yet too bad
Blurgit: i want to do that!!
Blurgit: lol
Eeegi: it's hard to fight the emotions on that one
Blurgit: lol
Blurgit: so true

WorstGooEver: i went for a run
Eeegi: hahaha
Eeegi: oh yeah?
WorstGooEver: it was nice and toasty outside
Eeegi: lol
Eeegi: in 10 degree whether
WorstGooEver: yup
Eeegi: i think you're ready to apply to that college in alaska now
WorstGooEver: nah the flight over would be rly uncomfortable
WorstGooEver: stting for that long
Eeegi: it's only like 7 hours
WorstGooEver: waitwaitwait
WorstGooEver: would i get to wrestle polar bears???
Eeegi: surely
Eeegi: just don kill em
WorstGooEver: coooooooool
WorstGooEver: in that case
WorstGooEver: i already booked a flight
Eeegi: hmmm, but if you're going to try to wrestle polar bears i might have to stop you
Eeegi: they're too cool
Eeegi: fight something else, like a squid or something
Eeegi: they're uglier
WorstGooEver: nah D
WorstGooEver: me and dem polar bears are going at it
Eeegi: and if i stop you?
WorstGooEver: pfft
WorstGooEver: they wanna wrestle me just as bad
WorstGooEver: and these aren't any normal polar bears
Eeegi: oh no?
WorstGooEver: these are ARMORED polar bears
Eeegi: ahhhh
Eeegi: then they can kick your butt, that's fine.

GnaBeana7: soooooooo much time.... soooo much snowww sooooo little to do...
eeegi: i know!
eeegi: i have such bad cabin fever
GnaBeana7: everybody does!!!
GnaBeana7: even my dog does!! and i aint got no dog!!

eeegi: bah
eeegi: bahbah blacksheep
eeegi: have you any wool?
eeegi: yes sir yes sir 3 bags full :0)
eeegi: not a fan I guess :0(
JArazz46: one for the goodygoody, one for the whore, one for the pimp who lives next door
eeegi: you had a strange childhood
JArazz46: =)

eeegi: you just have a weird computer :0-(
JArazz46: your frowny grew a hitler mustache

velina13: that's absolutely ridiculous
velina13: did the republicans come up with that?

eeegi: ;p;
eeegi: ..lol
Blurgit: what was that supposed to be?
eeegi: lol
Blurgit: No, seriously
eeegi: seriously, it was supposed to be lol
Blurgit: ohhhh! lol!!!

JArazz46: Unless it's like "oo that crumb on my floor is moving"
JArazz46:...and no i've never seen it happen but i'm confident it does
JArazz46: because all the food particles in my room tend to disappear. i imagine they go to a good cause though so i don't ask questions.