One fine midsummer eve, two old friends, both respected psychiatrists, sat swapping stories, drinking sodas. As they're debating the merits of Dr Pepper and Coke, psych #1 chuckles, "This reminds me of...nah, nevermind!". Psych #2, with a slightly bemused look on his face, says "That's funny, it rings a bell with me too...no, it couldn't be." Simultaneously, they both blurt out "Chatway! The soda pop war!" Stunned, they realize they both have patients that were senior members of a message board called Chatway.

   After discussing this at some length, it appeared that their respective patients had some similar issues and neurosis, an almost unholy addiction to this messageboard. The psychs consult with several of their colleagues, and manage to locate several other Chatway patients...they were so addicted that they had actually begun to carry their on-line personas into the real world, each suffering from their own particular set of delusions.

   There's She God, drinker of bleach, she actually believes she's an immortal neo-goddess, demanding adulation from all...then there's Cerebral One, a fiercely intense, intelligent dominatrix, her sadistic heart derives immense enjoyment from the verbal bashings she doles out, now she's making it physical in the real world, donning all the trappings of a dominatrix. Staria, the insane little Aussie tart, singlehandedly she has destroyed all the gardens in the neighborhood, picks all the flowers and strews them about, not to mention all the rotting salmons she's been mindlessly slapping people with.

   SweetsugarDave, the poor lad, why he's in love with his sheep! When not cooing with his little lambies, he can be seen sucking Cerebral One's toes with an adoring look on his face! he also has a mad compulsion to continually talk of his smelly socks!. Nightshade, the man actually thinks he's a toxic plant! He His skin does have a greenish tint to it, he also has this fetish for harpoons!. Aous, the chainsaw wielding maniac, when he says all of you suck, he really means all of you suck! He's also a firm believer in subliminal messages. All of the aforementioned patients's psychiatrists gather together for a consult, they come up with a novel idea...arrange for a group therapy getaway, by actually meeting and interacting with each other, the patients would be able to overcome those delusions and exorcise the demon of Chatway. Ha, how little did the foolish psychs know of the terror and havoc they were about to unwittingly unleash upon the world!