The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not flunt;
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restoreth my faith in study guides.

He leads me to better study habits for my grade's sake.
Yea, though I walt through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For Thou art with me.

My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou giveth me answers in moments of blackness;
Thou anointest my head with understanding.
My exam papers runneth over with questions I recognise.
Surely passing grades and flying colours shall follow me.
All the days of my examinations,
And I will not dwell in this university forever,