In a land far far away from Larry town, on a peaceful quite street, in a moderate and Democratic neighborhood, one man dared to host the party that started it all with a ring and a chance.  Hot Peese'oTale productions proudly brings to you...the mystery of...ME!  This time...questions will be answered!
 
My name is Scott Ware, and I will be playing the role of usher (no, not the rapper) in this production of ...Matt and Kristin, Will it Finally Happen? 
 
In September I allowed myself to turn 30...on the beach in San Diego, California!  San Diego, the birthplace of the summer.
 
I am originally from Oxnard, California but was taken to Chillicothe, Missouri (a maximum security facility) many moons ago.  I was finally paroled from C-block in the Summer of '06 and now spend my time in Midtown KCMO trying to help my old friends get out of the hole.
 
I enjoy things like Guitar Hero, dancing, and all around buffoonery...YES, I am a nerd AND I'm ok with that.
 
I have been known to drink Champagne straight out of the bottle at wedding receptions.
 
I rock the mic like a vandal, turn out the lights and wax a chump like a candle.
 
So that's me.  Sorry I didn't include a photo of myself, but I'm just to darned sexy and not sure any of you could handle it. 

(Webmistress' Note: File photo of Scott with a glass of champagne at his sister’s wedding in October 2007)