Hi!  My name is Michael Tate and I am the youngest sibling of the bride and good friend of the man of math.  I have known these two lovebirds for a couple months now and can say with absolute conviction that they are a perfect match.  We are all caught off guard by this speedy courtship like trailer parks are by tornadoes, but I know they will be happy together.
I would also like to take this time to congratulate the parents of the bride and groom on raising such delightful people.
 
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