The Shearer's Player Profiles
The Team in Alphabetical Order is:
Note: Pictures may not be a true representation of the player
Name: Jeremy

Alias: Jezza

Team History:  Injury forcing this talented midfielder from the game.  Last seen with a traveller on his way to the big screen TV for the Summer.
Name: Luke

Alias: Cool Hand

Team History: Yet to take the field due to injury - expected to boltser the backline in the finals.
Name: Owen

Alias:  Big O

Team History: The travelling man can play in goals, upfront and in the backs.  Watch for that left boot.
Name: Rory

Alias: ...Ror what is he good for..

Team History: Bolted from the team, beer rationing is now required in the UK.
Name: Sean

Alias: Seano

Team History: Built like a brick shithouse is a wall in defence and stawalt of the team.
Name: Steve

Alias: Stevo

Team History: MIA Last seen heading for Fraser Island, please report his whereabouts if seen.
Name: Stuart

Alias: Roundhouse, Kiwi Import Sensation or The Guns of Navaro

Team History: Ability to blast a goal from the halfway mark with his guns but has a tendancy to miss with the roundhouse.
Special Squad Members:
Name: Sarah
Alias: Wonder Woman

Team History: Has other commitments but will save the Shearer's when in trouble.		 Name: Trent
Alias: Teletubby

Team History: A Newmarket Youth emerging star.  Does he look 90kg to you?
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