A team up there with the best the world has ever seen
Shirts emblazoned blue and a mascot named Lambchop
Surely will be giving the title a shot
The arena of battle akin to a shearing shed
It won't take long in this week's match for us to get ahead
Roundhouse fires off a shot, all the way from Newmarket
But alas it hits the post to the cries of "fark it"
Greyhound racing down the pitch and Seagull in goals picking up the scraps
Captain Chris giving a foul whilst Seano sets the offside trap
Girls on the sideline a cheering
Just can't wait 'til full time to get a beer in
Second half goals a plenty with a poke, a penalty it doesn't matter how
Stats adds to their woes with a hack, the opposition heads down now
DefenderAl doing his job whilst Cool Hand does his impression of a falcon
That leaves his nose shining like a beacon
The trophy a little nearer as the final whistle blows
And the Shearer's putting on an impressive show