Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart...

I received this list in an email from a friend.  If you've seen a different version of this list, please let me know.  Thank you. 

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them in strategic locations.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10 minute intervals.

3. Try on bras on top of your clothes.

4. Tune all the radios to polka stations, turn them off, and put the volume at 10.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) and squeeze your legs together as much as you can and practically yell at them "WHERE ARE THE TAMPONS?!?"

6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the bathroom.

7. While walking around the store, in your loudest voice, sing the chorus of "I smell sex and candy".

8. Walk up to an employee and say "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares" in a very official tone, then see what happens.

9. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't watching.

10. Challenge other customers (that you don't know) to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.

11. Re-dress the mannequins as 'you see fit'.

12. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" in the next aisle.

13. Put M&M's on layaway.

14. Move the "Caution, wet floor" sign to a carpeted area.

15. Set up a tent in the camping department, and as people walk by tell them that you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed N Bath.

16. Contaminate the entire auto department by spraying various sprays.

17. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

18. When someone asks you for help, start crying "Why can't you people just leave me alone for once!"

19. Look right at the security camera, and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

20. Take up an entire aisle to set up a battle field with GI Joes vs. the X men.

21. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

22. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he has any anti-depressants.

23. Switch the men and women signs on the bathroom.

24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to Mission Impossible.

25. Set up a valet parking sign in front of the store.

26. In the auto department, try different Madonna looks with various funnels. Then See #5

27. Hide in the clothing racks and yell "pick me, pick me!"

28. When an announcement comes over the speakers grab you head and yell "Somebody please make the voices stop!!!!"

29. Go to an empty check out line and try to check people out.

30. Drag a lounge chair out to the magazine department, and relax.
If the store has a food court, get a drink and explain that you don't get out much, and it would be SOOOOOO nice if they could put a little umbrella in it!

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