School
School is slowly falling into the crapper.

A bombed Jerry test.

A bombed AE Bio quiz.

A bombed AE History test.

Indeed there have been few worse fates. I am slipping, indeed, slipping. In school Pres is out; Games is in. It's such an amazing game with endless humor potential. But seriously, slippage.

Jerry's class becomes consistently worse. He clearly hates me, and he picks on me almost exclusively, while reviewing MCAS essays which he assumes that we will all ace anyway. ... onto a lighter subject,

BIG SUPER DUPER KICK BUTT MATH TEST TOMORROOOOW!

Games... GameFAQs.
Almost finished. Friday it ends - Mario 3 vs SSBM.

On that note, I haven't played any games really this past week. Picked up Metroid Prime again. It's a decent game but really, it provides no true entertainment value for me. Also checked in w/Ocarina of Time. God damn it... that Water Temple is a complete beast that is best left undisturbed... and finally, I played DDR and Castlevania: Circle of the Moon.

On that note, I have hardly played ANY Paper Mario 2 or Final Fantasy X this last week. I guess it just wasn't my week.

New to the week, I went to an Azn party, and a kid brought a Gamecube. He had Double Dash, Melee, Mario Party 5 or 6, and Mario Tennis. I tasted a bit of each; Melee remains the clear victor. Double Dash appears a tad sensitive, but it definitely looks like it's worth a deeper try at home. Mario Party and Mario Tennis weren't that fun, but if it comes down to it, I still prefer them over some of the crap I've played on the Gamecube.

What is there left to say?
Well obviously, last week was Thanksgiving. Nothing to say to that. Stuffing owns my soul (old news), and Asian parties suck. Seriously. There are few things worse than a bunch of Azn parents congregating, discussing their kids, and making comments on the other kids' heights.

Also, I watched all three Matrix movies in one day. Go me. =_=

[Note: Relevence ends here]

But seriously, talk about a tad cliche. That last scene was just begging to be parodied. I seriously think that the script writers got caught up in the hype that their movies being parodied so much that they didn't even try to make it original. Consider this scene:

*vintage Matrix music is playing as Neo walks down a dark street*

*on either side of him, there are horrifying rows of leering Agent Smiths*

*Neo walks up to the lone person who turns around...*

Smith (with an evil drawl): Mr. Aaanderson... we've been waiting for you. Do you like what I've... *well-timed pause* done with the place?
Neo (with a heroic finality and dramatic gesture): This ends tonight.

*fight scene*

*vintage Matrix music plays as Neo walks down a dark street*

*on either side of him, there are leering Agent Smiths, gesticulating violently*

*Neo walks up to the lone person who turns around... it's a woman in the suit. She sensually removes it to reveal a skintight leotard that leaves very little to imagination, and as she pulls off the sunglasses, her strong dark eyes bore into Neo's... she undoes her hair, letting it fall across her exposed left shoulder... she glistens in the rain...*

Woman (with an unplaceable faint but exotic accent): Mister Aaannnderson... we've been waiting for you. Do you like what I've... *suggestive leaning forward and revealing of cleavage* done with the place? *winks*
Keanu Reeves (in his most testosterone charged voice): This ends tonight.

*"Can you feel the love tonight" begins to play in the background*

...

So that's that. My sister is a complete stubborn bitch who has no respect for anyone or anything and will not do anything unless she is shouted at. My mom is a stubborn bitch who will shout for no apparent reason, and when in a bad mood, will snap and lecture in a sickeningly loud and high-pitched voice for significant chunks of hours at a time.

Wow... I hate myself...

~Shdwdde~