Sailor Moon Episode Eighty-Three
Star Struck, Bad Luck
- Raye: I feel some sort of presence here! Oh no! What could it be?! AAH! I know it's something evil! WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHO ARE YOU?! AAH! NO, WAIT!
- Raye: Oh...
- Amy: Is there something wrong, Raye?
- Lita: Did you have some kind of premonition?
- Raye: Well, sort of, and it was super-noisy, too. Actually, this daydream was majorly strange.
- Mina: Why was it strange?
- Serena: Ha ha. Talk about having a strange dream. Boy, did I ever have a loo-loo! I had eaten big gobs of ice cream. Then, I had to go to the doctor. Can you guess who was there? It was Darien. He had to go, too, because he had eaten too many of the cookies I had made for him! Ooh, that actually happened.
- Amy: Serena, I don't mean to be a nag, but we came here to study, not sleep.
- Lita: You're not really happy with the mark you got last time, are you, Serena?
- Serena: Well, I'm pretty sure I got at least one of the answers right.
- Amy: Aren't you concerned about the high school exam? 'Cause you need to pass it to get in the best class.
- Serena (Downtrodden voice): Yeah.
- Mina: It's hard to keep up with school and fight evil-doers, but there's no use crying in over misspelled silk.
- Amy: Woah, wait a minute! What was that, Mina?! Forget what she said, Serena. There's no use crying over spilled milk.
- Mina: Hey, that's a good one, too.
- Serena: I think misspelled silk is a little more fitting in this case.
- Mina: Either way, the point is that you forget about your mistakes and move on.
- Amy: Not exactly, Mina. It's important to learn from your mistakes, too.
- Lita: Amy, can you help me here?
- Amy: This is the way you do it.
- Lita: Ah...
- Dr. Tomoe: Hm hm hm. Come here, Kaori.
- Kaorinite: Yes, Doctor.
- Dr. Tomoe: At last, I have completed my Heart Attacker. Mikuji will seek out a human with a pure heart. She will then attack and steal the heart.
- Kaorinite: A pure heart?
- Dr. Tomoe: Yes. A pure heart is the first ingredient towards almighty-ness, which is the ability of having unlimited power to rule the world! Almighty-ness is achieved when three objects of power, usually in the form of a charm or amulet... are stolen from people with pure hearts.
- Kaorinite: You mean, if you�re able to locate these chosen people and take their object of power...
- Dr. Tomoe: Yes! Then I shall have the whole world in my hand! HA HA HA HA HA!
- Serena: AAAAH! Oh... this is hopless.
- Serena: I know I didn�t study, but I never thought it would be this bad. Oh no, what are mom and dad gonna say when they find out... or worse, what�s Raye gonna say? She always seems to find me during a crisis like a Serena-seeking missle. Ooh! Wah!
- Raye: Serena? Oh, you should�ve been watching where you were going, Serena.
- Serena: As if, Raye! You�re the one who walked right into me, you know? My turn!
- Raye: Relax. I heard about your mark, but you don�t have to take it out on me.
- Serena: Mind your own business!
- Raye: Aw, come on, whatever. Marks aren�t everything. Everyone knows you�re the bomb with lots of other good qualities.
- Serena: Huh? Boy, you must�ve been hit on the head!
- Raye: Strange... say, Serena, what do you want to do with your life?
- Serena: Me? I don�t know. There are so many opportunities, it�s hard to choose. How about you?
- Raye: Well... a singer, a songwriter, a model, an actress, a musician, but most of all, I just... oh, it�s silly.
- Serena: No, go on.
- Raye: Oh, you don�t wanna know. Ha ha ha! Okay, I�d like to fall in love and get married, but it�s too embarrassing to say. He he.
- Serena: You said it, though, didn�t you?
- Raye: Well, you�re probably gonna get married to Darien someday, aren�t you, Serena?
- Serena: Now you�re embarrassing me, but yes, he is my Mr. Wonderful.
- Raye: Well, don�t you think Darien would wanna marry someone who achieved better marks?
- Serena: Pow! Right in the kisser!
- Raye: Academics aren�t everything, that�s for sure, but you should still try to do your best to improve for your own sake and Darien, too. Well, gotta go. Ha ha. Don�t worry about it, and cheer up, Serena. Cheerfulness is one of your very best qualities.
- Serena: Oh... Thanks. No matter how nasty she is to me, I think in her own way, she still is kinda cool. I know really is she�s a very good friend. She�s okay.
- Kaorinite: Hm hm hm hm. Now to find the one with the pure heart. Okay, my dear, where are you?
- Serena: Amy was absolutely right. If Darien ever saw this horrible mark...
- Darien: That is a horrible mark.
- Serena: He would say... huh? WHA?! Ha ha. Lovely day, isn�t it?
- Darien: Serena...
- Serena: Don�t say another word. I�m planning to make some big changes starting with joining the study group at Raye�s house. I promise I�ll do better.
- Darien: That sounds like a good idea.
- Serena: It�s hard with me juggling school with preventing global devastation.
- Darien: Ha. Yeah, I know, but I think we should postpone our next date.
- Serena: Ha ha. Yeah, okay. Good idea. My thoughts exactly.
- Darien: Here. Study hard now. See ya.
- Serena: We�ll never date again.
- Raye: Please reveal the meaning of my dream. Sun, moon, sky, earth, fire, air, water, rock, star. Oh no. I feel nothing. Maybe there�s nothing to worry about. Maybe this fortune will help. I wish for world peace and a happy life for everyone. AAH! WHAT?!
- Mikuji: Heart attack.
- Raye: Ah, who are you?
- Mikuji: Mikuji�s the name. Hearts is the game, and your pure heart is mine.
- Raye (thinking): Oh no. I can�t fight here. I don�t want my grandpa to get hurt.
- Mikuji: Ha ha ha. It never hurts to have an extra pair of hands, now does it?
- Kaorinite: Mikuji, the power this girl has seems to come not from a charm but from within. You may steal her heart.
- Raye: Steal my heart?!
- Mikuji: HEART ATTACK!
- Kaorinite: Time will tell whether you�ve got powers and a pure heart or not. �Til then, I shall seek out other possible holders.
- Serena: Oh, I can�t stand it. I would much rather go out with Darien than study for this exam.
- Luna: Well, you can�t. Come back here! You promised to study more! Don�t you remember! Everyone�s counting on you!
- Serena: But... ooh!
- Luna: No buts, Serena, or else!
- Serena: All right. Step off. Really, Luna, you�re trippin� when it comes to knowing what�s on a girl�s mind.
- Luna: Not true. I know there�s nothing on your mind.
- Serena: That sounds like Raye�s voice!
- Luna: I wonder what�s wrong.
- Serena: Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that?! And what is she doing with poor Raye?!
- Luna: I don�t know, but you�d better change yourself right now!
- Serena: MOON CRYSTAL POWER! Hey, nasty!
- Mukizi: Huh?
- Sailor Moon: I stand for love! I stand for truth and justice, too! I�m Sailor Moon!
- Mukuzi: Sailor Mon?
- Sailor Moon: Who do you think you are hurting my friend?! I despise you and any with evil ways! In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!
- Mikuji: Hmph. Well, how handy. Another pure heart for the taking.
- Sailor Moon: Yeah?!
- Luna: So she�s after pure hearts.
- Mukizi: Time for a two-for-one! Prepare to lose heart!
- Lita: What kind of a monster�s THAT?
- Mina: Ugly kind.
- Amy: We�d better change ourselves right now.
- Mikuji: Here�s a treat for you! Stick around, won�t ya?
- Artemis: Amazing powers!
- Luna: I think her powers are stronger than our old enemies.
- Mikuji: Ha ha ha. Now who�s the pathetic one? Oh, what did you say your name was? Who are YOU?
- Tuxedo Mask: WHAT are you? It�s a warm spring day: a time for happiness and celebration. Your evilness doesn�t belong here. Now beat it!
- Mikuji: Beat THIS, you pompous caped clod!
- Tuxedo Mask: Step up, Sailor Moon!
- Sailor Moon: Right! MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION!
Mikuji All that twirling around will get you nowhere, you Moon ditz!
- Everyone Else: *gasp!*
- Sailor Moon: OH!
- Mikuji: Why don�t you hang around, honey?
- Serena: Huh? Oh no, what just happened here?
- Raye: Sai... lor... Moon...
- Tuxedo Mask: Serena!
- Mikuji: Sorry you�re tied up. Now stay put!
- Serena: Tuxedo Mask!
- Luna: I�ve got to try to help!
- Artemis: LUNA!
- Luna: Why you...!
- Mina: Artemis!
- Amy: Luna!
- Mikuji: I think that should be the last of them. Now, maybe, I can finally get some work done without being interrupted.
- Serena: STOP IT! NO, RAYE!
- Lita: WAKE UP!
- Amy: WAKE UP!
- Serena: RAYE! RAYE! STAY WITH ME, RAYE! RAYE! OH NO!
- Serena Flashback:
- Raye: Say, Serena, what do you want to do with your life?
- Well... a singer, a songwriter, a model, an actress, a musician, but most of all, I just... oh, it�s silly.
- Ha ha ha! Okay, I�d like to fall in love and get married, but it�s too embarrassing to say. He he.
- Cheer up, Serena. Cheerfulness is one of your very best qualities.
- Serena...
- Serena: Oh no, Raye...
- Mikuji: Hm hm hm. This is what we want: the crystal of her pure heart. It contains her special power.
- Serena: Give it back! Give it back to Raye right now! You�ll pay for your rotten ways!
- Mikuji: Hmph. Humans, they�re such miserable...
(2 other scouts attack Mikuji)
- Mikuji: What�s happening to me?! Heart Attack! (death scene :P)
- Serena: Raye! Raye! Are you okay, Raye?!
- Everyone: Raye!
- Serena: Wake up!
- Lita: Come on, Raye!
- Amy: Raye!
- Mystery Scout #1: This is not an object of pure power.
- Mystery Scout #2: Just a pure heart with the power of love.
- Mystery Scout #1: Hmph, they made a mistake.
- Serena: Please Raye, answer me. Please, Raye. Oh Raye...
- Girls: Oh...
- Lita: She�s all right.
- Serena: Raye, when I thought you were gone, I was so scared, but now I�m so happy!
- Raye: Serena... Really, I�m okay.
- Luna & Artemis: Huh?
- Artemis: Who are they?
- Raye: Don�t cry anymore.
- Dr. Tomoe: Kaorinite, bad call on your part. You missed the target, and you were foiled.
- Kaorinite: Yes... that�s true, Dr. Tomoe, but I�ve noted the intruders.
- Luna: It seems our new enemy is after someone with a pure heart.
- Amy: They said something about an object of power as well.
- Artemis: Who were the ones who saved us? This is odd.
- Serena: Well, so long, normal life. Hello, new enemy.
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