Sailor Moon Episode Fifty-Five

Sailor Moon Episode Fifty-Five The Cosmetic Caper

Darien: Serena!
Serena: Huh?
Darien: I'm impressed. Do you jog every morning?
Serena: Oh Darien, there you are.
Darien: It must be a sign or something, 'cause we're always running into each other.
Serena: Uh, but don't tease, please. Darien, this is urgent. Rini disappeared.
Darien: What do you mean? Where'd you last see her? And where?
Serena: She was just... gone.
Luna: She must've wandered off on her own. I don't like this.
Serena: Oh, Rini...
Rini: Mummy. Daddy.
Darien: Rini.
Rini: Huh?
Serena: Everybody's been looking all over for you. Are you all right? Huh, Rini?
Rini: Leave me alone.
Serena & Darien: Huh?
Darien: Rini...
Rini: Hmm?
Darien: Come on. Let's go home. Good. Give me your hand.
Serena: Darien...
Darien: Huh?
Serena: What's wrong?
Darien: Um, nothing. I'm okay.
Luna: Hmm...
Serena: I'm really steamed at you. You know you shouldn't go out alone.
Rini: All right already. I won't ever do it again, okay? Now, why don't you go and leave us alone?
Serena: Leave YOU alone?! Wait a second. If ya haven't noticed, that's my boyfriend you're draped all over.
Rini: No. Not anymore. He's my boyfriend now.
Serena: Hmm, don't make me laugh. We were meant to be. Ooh. The whole thing is total destiny, and it's not smart to get in the way of destiny. Nn nnn. Don't even think about taking MY boyfriend.
Darien: Relax, Serena. Rini's just a kid. You'd think you're... jealous. Right, Teeny Rini?
Rini: Ha ha. What a silly-willy name.
Darien: Huh? Huh? Huh? Uh, Serena...
Serena: OH! I'm BORED with you two! Go on if you want! Have your fun, and while you're at it, why don't you get married?
Darien: Hey Serena, wait up! What's the matter? Why are you so steamed?
Serena: Oh, nothing.
Darien: Serena...
Luna: Oh, brother...
Serena's Mum: We were so worried about you. Where on earth have you been?
Sammy: Yeah. We've been looking all over for you. You can't just take off like that.
Rini: I'm sorry.
Serena's Dad: That's all right. You're safe and sound. That's the main thing. Anyway, Serena...
Serena: Huh?
Serena's Dad: So who's this young man? Is he the fella?
Serena: Uh, uh... well, he's my friend, Darien, and he helped me find Rini.
Darien: Uh, hello.
Serena's Mum: Ah, it's very nice to meet you, Darien.
Sammy: Ugh. This guy looks way too old to be Serena's boyfriend.
Serena's Dad: Uh... uh, BOYFRIEND?!
Serena: Eh, um, er...
Darien: Oh, um... I've gotta go. I was just in the middle of my morning jog anyway. Uh, bye.
Serena's Dad: Wait a minute! Hey! Come back here!
Serena's Mum: Hey Serena, he seems like a nice young man.
Serena: Oh.
Serena's Mum: Why don't you invite him over for dinner so we can get to know him better? Okay?
Serena: Um...
Serena's Dad: Honey... He's too old.
Sammy: Oh, look what you've done now. Dad's gonna blow a head gasket.
Rini: Mm...
Serena's Parents: Huh?
Serena & Sammy: Huh?
Rini: I'm hungry. Can I have something good to eat now?
Serena's Dad: Who are you?
Serena: What?!
Serena's Dad: Honey, do you have any idea who this kid is?
Serena's Mum: I don't know.
Rini: Huh?
Serena & Sammy: Huh?
Sammy: Yeah, wow. Who are you?
Rini: Oh no. LUNA BALL KITTY MAGIC!
Luna: Huh? Oh no! What?! SHE'S HYPNOTIZING US!
Serena: AAAAH! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, LUNA?! HUH?!
Rini: I'm your niece Rini. Remember?
Serena's Dad: Of course I do.
Serena's Mum: I can't believe I even forgot such a thing.
Sammy: Sure. You're cousin Rini.
Serena: HOLD IT! Ooh, so THAT'S how you tricked 'em! You little gerbil!
Serena's Mum: Serena!
Serena: Huh?
Sammy: Cool your afterburners. I mean, she's just a poor little kid, Serena.
Serena's Mum: You're being very mean.
Serena's Dad: I want you to be especially nice to Rini.
Serena: What? Ooh! Ooh, AAAAH!
Luna: Oh...
Sammy: Anyway, this toy Rini plays with, it sure looks like Luna. See? Huh?
Luna: Wh...? IT DOES NOT!
Bertie: You called, Rubeus?
Rubeus: Bertie, look at this.
Bertie: Not Crystal Tokyo again? I was having a pedicure.
Rubeus: Bertie, we traveled back in time to make sure the city of the future gets destroyed, and all you care about is your toenails. We gotta find that stupid little pink-haired rabbit kid! You hear me?!
Bertie: Our luck's been lousy. The kid's been as hard to find as a rabbit.
Rubeus: You know, I've got some other ideas for how we can destroy Crystal Tokyo. The heart of Crystal Tokyo is called Crystal Nucleus. With it gone, the whole city will collapse, and the forces of the Negamoon can take over.
Bertie: This is Crystal Nucleus?
Rubeus: That's right. I want you to take it over for the Negamoon.
Bertie: Consider it done. Crystal Tokyo is finished.
Rubeus: Yes. I can't wait for that to happen.
Darien: Serena's in danger. I've gotta do something, but what?
Serena: Oh no. I flunked another one. Huh? It's Darien. Hey... Darien, hi. Oh! I'm so happy to see you. Oh, that was such a majorly bad scene with my dad yesterday.
Darien: Serena, listen. I don't think we should be too close.
Serena: Oh, I know. I'm still pretty young, but that still doesn't mean...
Darien: That's not what I really mean.
Serena: Huh?
Darien: What I mean is, I don't think I should see you anymore, Serena.
Serena: You're kidding, aren't you?
Darien: No, Serena. We're through!
Raye: Darien's broken up with you?
Lita: What happened, Serena?
Serena: Who knows? I sure don't.
Mina: Oh Serena, he was just in a bad mood and said something he didn't mean. Don't worry.
Lita: Mina's right. I mean, just think about it. You guys have been an item for centuries.
Amy: I wonder.
Others: Huh?
Amy: Do you think it's possible Darien staged the whole thing for Serena's benefit?
Raye: Whaddya mean?
Amy: Well, it's just an idea, but what if he did this because he thought he was distracting Serena from her studies or something, huh? No, that can't be it.
Raye, Lita, & Mina: Uh unn.
Serena: Huh? Hmm...
Raye: Serena, follow your heart, and, somehow, I know it'll all work out.
Serena: Thanks.
Darien: Mm hmm. Sure I like school, but you've gotta study to get the most out of it. You know.
Rini: Yup.
Darien: Huh?
Serena: Oh.
Darien: Whaddya want?
Serena: I wanted to apologize. I was so happy to see you that I-I didn't even notice that you were in a bad mood.
Darien: No, no. That's not it.
Serena: Hmm, what?
Darien: I just don't have the same feelings for you anymore.
Serena: But Darien, I-I promise I'll study harder at school. Really. Okay?
Darien: Don't make me say it again. Our relationship is over!
Serena: Why don't I... believe you? Uh, you can't have forgotten how-how you were Prince Darien and... and I was Princess Serena. Li-it's our destiny. Wh-and even if we weren't meant to be together, well, it just feels right being together, doesn't it?
Darien: I don't want to hear any more! Why should my whole life be guided by what happened to us in the past?! I... Grr.
Serena: Rini's here, isn't she? I-I know she's just a little kid and all, but I-I feel like she's replaced me somehow.
Darien: Don't be silly!
Serena: You're right. I'm sorry, Darien. I guess we weren't meant to be together after all.
Darien: I'm sorry... Serena.
Serena: Oh mum, I'm sorry. I guess I won't be able to invite Darien to dinner now.
Bertie: So, Droido. Where are you, Droido?
Droido: I'm right here.
Bertie: Excellent. Check out my new cosmetic shop. We're selling my specially formulated line of cosmetics. They'll make any girl a beauty for a few minutes, and then, she'll be filled with Negaenergy. Enough, I hope, to turn this place into a stonghold of the�Negamoon, understand? The more cosmetics you sell, the better.
Droido: Sounds like fun.
Bertie: This shop is located at the center point of the future city of Crystal Tokyo. Once we imbue it with Negaenergy, Crystal Tokyo will only be a thought in the past.
Bertie: Now, I just have to distribute these pamphlets. AAH! Oh no! Stop!
(Serena picks up one of the pamphlets and reads it)
Luna: Hmm? Serena?
Droido: Hello there. Can I help you, young lady?
Serena: Um...
Droido: Why, you look so sad. What's the matter?
Serena: Uh, nothing.
Droido: This'll help. First, wash your face with our cleansing cream... then some toner and moisturizing sunblock. Then you can use our special base followed by a touch of rogue on your cheeks.
Serena: Hmm. Do you think... makeup will make my ex-boyfriend like me again?
Droido: Oh yeah. The thicker the makeup, the more men are attracted to ya. That's my experience.
Serena: But... e-even if I go and... and-and-and totally change my looks�I don't think Darien will change his mind.
Droido: Sure he will. You can turn yourself into a brand new you with our makeup. You'll be totally irresistable.
Serena: Hey, there! Darien's not like that. He looks deeper than how you look. He cares about who you are. You're just trying to sell your stupid makeup! Ooh! Well, I'm not buying any of it!
Droido: Hold it! How dare you speak to me like that, you little simp.
Serena: What?! Hey, let me go!
Droido: Stay still! STOP THAT! I'm not lettin' you leave 'til you try our makeup!
Serena: No way! You let me go right now, you pancake-face!
Droido: Just watch this.
Serena: Ew! Ew! How did you do that? Ick!
Luna: There's something very wrong here.
Serena: Ew! Ew! Ick!
Droido: Now it's your turn for a makeover!
Serena: Luna!
Luna: She's from the Negaverse! Quick! Transform!
Serena: Right! MOON STAR POWER!
Droido: Where is she? That little... Who are you?
Sailor Moon: I am the Champion of Love and Justice, Sailor Moon! You shouldn't tell young girls the only way to keep their guys is to wear makeup, putty-face. On behalf of the Moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you.
Droido: Hah! I'll destroy anyone who interferes with our plans to take over Crystal Tokyo.
Luna: Crystal Tokyo? What's that?
Droido: You're looking a little pale. Here! Gotcha.
Sailor Moon: No, Luna! Oh, you're gonna pay for that, you Negatart!
Droido: Am I?
Tuxedo Mask: What counts isn't how you look on the outside, but what's going on in the inside.
Droido: What would you know, cape boy? Your fashion sense is definitely last season. Time for your makeover! Oh! Where'd my face go?!
Tuxedo Mask: HURRY! DO IT, SAILOR MOON!
Sailor Moon: Right.
Droido: Oh dear! I must put my face back on!
Sailor Moon: MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION!
Droido: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! AAAH...
Tuxedo Mask: You all right? Farewell, then.
Sailor Moon: Wait. Tell me, Tuxedo Mask. It can't be true that you don't care for me. I know because you came to my rescue again.
Tuxedo Mask: That was just for old time's sake.
Sailor Moon: Well then, tell me, Darien. Please, tell me why you don't care for me anymore.
Tuxedo Mask: Let's leave what's in the past where it belongs. Okay?
Sailor Moon: Darien? Darien?
Luna: There you are. I found some injured shop girls in the basement. You've got to help them. Serena?
Sailor Moon: In a second, Luna. *thinking* I understand, Darien. I'll become tougher and win your heart back. You'll see. We're destined to be together... forever.

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