Sailor Moon Episode Fifty-Four

Sailor Moon Episode Fifty-Four Serena Times Two

Rubeus: Hmm.
Catsy: So, Rubeus, is this town really the old city of Tokyo?
Rubeus: Yeah. Puny little place, isn't it? I thought it'd be a lot bigger.
Catsy: But I bet it has some good shopping. How about I go out for a quick tube of lipstick?
Rubeus: You've already got forty different shades!
Catsy: A girl can never have enough lipstick.
Bertie: Lighten up, Rubeus. Let us have one little spree. You know we always bring back something for you.
Rubeus: You sisters are such shopaholics, but I'm afraid shopping'll have to wait 'til we can catch our prey.
Serena: Oh, Darien, isn't this beautiful? Oh, whenever I'm with you, I feel like I'm in a dream.
Darien: Yeah, ditto. How about a triple hot fudge sundae?
Serena: Yummy.
Darien: What a klutz. Ha ha. But you're MY klutz.
Serena: Darien, do you really mean it?
Darien: Of course, Meatball Head.
Serena: I love it when you call me that.
Darien: Serena, you been eating that sticky caramel bubble gum?
Serena: Mm hmm. Why?
Darien: 'Cause I think I might be stuck. That stuff's worse than cement. Serena, a little help here? Where'd you fall from? A plane?
Serena: Hey. Whaddya think you're doing? Get your paws off my boyfriend.
Rini: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to land on ya.
Serena: Hey, kid, your parents teach you any manners? You just can't go around jumping on people like that. Hey. You look like me, and that's my hairstyle.
Rini: It's my mom's hairstyle.
Darien: Hmm.
Serena: What did you say?
Rini: Just forget it, lady. I don't have time to waste. Just give me the Silver Crystal.
Serena: Excuse me. Who do you think you are talking to me like that, and what do you know about the Silver Crystal?
Rini: I know all about the Imperium Silver Crystal. I want that crystal NOW, understand? So just hand it over, blondie.
Darien: Hey.
Rini: Huh?
Darien: Hey, little girl, can we help you find your parents? You lost or something?
Rini: Can it, lover boy. This is none o' your business, so keep your nose out of it. Now, for the last time, I'm asking you to give me the crystal.
Serena: But who are you, and where are you from?
Rini: Fine. I have other ways of getting what I want. See ya.
Serena: Oh, what a day. Maybe if I catch a few Z's, I'll wake up and find that the whole thing was just a terrible nightmare. SAMMYYY! YOU'RE TOAST!
Serena's Dad: Serena, calm down! You look like a hyperventilating hyena.
Serena: What did you do to my bedroom?! It looks like ground zero! How many times have I told you to stay out of my room?!
Sammy: You're busting my eardrums!
Serena: That's not all I'm gonna bust! Huh? What? What is SHE doing here?
Flashback Serena: Where do you think she's from, Darien?
Flashback Darien: I don't know. The Negaverse? But that mop of hair, it's so much like yours. Maybe she IS a part of your family, Serena.
Flashback Serena: My family?
Flashback Darien: From the Moon Kingdom, your past.
Serena's Mum: I expect you to clean your room, Serena, since we've got company coming.
Serena: SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE, HUH?! HUH?! JUST WHO IS SHE?!
Serena's Dad: Serena, don't tell me you don't remember.
Sammy: Yeah, brainiac. This is our cousin Rini.
Serena: AND SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE A COUSIN NAMED RINI?!
Sammy: You're such an airhead. She came for a visit last year. She stayed for two weeks, remember?! Rini even brought her pictures.
Serena: I don't remember any of this.
Sammy: I knew you were a ditz, Serena, but this is unreal.
Serena: IS IT THE WORLD THAT'S GOING BONKERS, OR IS IT ME?! OH!
Serena's Mum: It's you, dear. Go take a nap.
Rini: Yeah, then we can get together and catch up. Hm hm hm hm.
Serena: Ketchup?! Yeah! Yeah! That's what I'll turn you into, you little...
Serena: I am so steamed. Who is this stupid kid, and what does she want with me?!
Luna: You sure she said she was after the crystal?
Serena: Uh huh, and I'm sure she's the one who trashed my room looking for it, and you SLEPT through it.
Luna: How awful. I'm beginning to acquire Serena's sloth-like sleeping habits, snoozing through a tornado.
Serena: Hey, can the kitty comedy, Luna! We could be in danger.
Luna: You're sure she's not your cousin, and you're not just having a memory lapse?
Serena: There's no way that brat's related to me. Hmm?
Luna: All right. I'll keep an eye on her. You just enjoy your bath.
Rini: I want the Silver Crystal! I want it NOW!
Serena: Get off me! You hear me?! Get out!
Rini: Give me the crystal! I want it!
Serena: How'd you get in here anyway?! I hate you!
Rini: I know you've got it!
Luna: Oh, great. Just when I thought we'd get a little peace and quiet around here.
Serena: Night, Luna.
Luna: Yes, sweet dreams, Serena.
Serena: You bet. I'm gonna have sweet dreams. I'm gonna dream about Darien.
Dream Darien: Sweet dreams, my Meatball Head.
Serena: Night, muffin.
Rini: Smoochie-moochie, Meatball Head. Gimme that crystal! I know you have it!
Serena: GET OFF, YOU LITTLE VAMPIRE! Will somebody get this brat off of me? That is it, flamingo-head! No way you're staying in this house!
Serena's Mum: Serena, how dare you shout at your little cousin.
Serena: It's all her fault! She attacked me! Go on. Tell them.
Rini: I'm sorry. I was having a bad dream. I need a hug.
Serena's Dad: Serena, if you keep up this behavior, we're going to have to ground you. Understand?
Avarie: Can't we use a scanner or something, Rubeus? All this running around's ruining my nail polish.
Rubeus: Quit complaining. We've got company coming.
Bertie: What? Now? But my hair is a total mess.
Catsy: Oh, it's the Wise Man. What an honor.
Wise Man: I wish I could say the same. I'm deeply disappointed in all of you. Why haven't you tracked down this child yet? As long as she and the Silver Crystal exist, we can't complete our mission. Now tell me. What's delaying you?!
Bertie: Are you positive they're both in this town? We've had absolutely no luck so far.
Wise Man: Oh yes, Bertie. I'm positive. I'm running out of patience! Find me that child! Hear me?!
Rubeus: We will, master, and the crystal as well. Then, this miserable town will cease to exist.
Raye: All right. Let's get the goods on this little delinquent. Great Fire, tell us who she really is. Guide us, so we know how to handle her. Huh? Nothing. Not a clue.
Girls: Aw...
Amy: The fire gave you nothing?
Serena: But really, I'm not totally wacko, am I, Raye?
Raye: Oh, I don't know about you, Serena. Fire can only tell me so much.
Serena: Oh, get serious, Raye! I gotta know!
Raye: Okay, okay. The only explanation I can think of is that this picture is totally bogus. We'd have to bring her in to get the truth.
Rini: Hmm. I don't like the way their conversation's headed one bit. They can't all team up against a sweet, innocent kid like me.
Grandpa: Huh? Hello there, little girl. Can I help you? Where's your mummy, huh? Huh?
Rini: Let's play. KITTY MAGIC! I want milk!
Grandpa: Ah, someone's been teaching you magic tricks.
Rini: You're funny.
Grandpa: Huh? STOP! Don't do that! That's not supposed to go there! They hate milk in their tea.
Rini: It's not real milk, grandpa.
Grandpa: Hino Huh?
Rini: It's my specially formulated mind control potion. Makes people believe whatever I want them to.
Serena: Maybe you did it wrong, Raye. There must've been something in the fire. Are you totally sure you did all the hocus pocus right?
Raye: Sure, and it's not hocus pocus.
Mina: Serena, maybe you're just overreacting to this whole thing.
Serena: Oh...
Lita: Yeah. Maybe you're jealous 'cause Darien paid attention to her and your mum took her side instead of yours.
Serena: What?!
Raye: Or just maybe your life is so dull and boring these days, you jumped at something that would majorly distract you.
Serena: Distract me from what?!
Raye: Final exams?
Amy: Stop, Raye! Don't mention exams! I'm so far behind, I'm probably going to get an A-.
Serena: Oh, wish I had that problem.
Amy: Yes, I'm going to have to study nonstop. You should, too, or you'll get held back.
Lita: So you're only ten chapters ahead?
Amy: Uh huh.
Others: Ohhh...
Mina: Poor Amy. Maybe you should get some help from your pal, Greg.
Grandpa: Snack time, girls. Tea and muffins. I've got your favorites, Raye: banana oatmeal.
Raye: Thanks, but I'm not hungry. Bye.
Grandpa: Well, maybe your fiends would like some, Raye. They're stil warm. Anyway, It's not like I haven't heard your gossip before, and who am I gonna tell?
Raye: We're really kind of busy right now. Would you leave us alone, please?
Grandpa: Oh, pardon me. I'm just getting in your way, huh? Well, fine, you ungrateful twit. See if I ever bake you muffins again! Sheesh. Teenagers...
Raye: Sorry about that. He's such a snoop. I know if I'd let him in, he would've started asking us a bazillion annoying questions for sure.
Serena: No biggie. Let's dig in. What? Why are you staring? I didn't eat them all. I left you one each.
Raye: Thanks.
Serena: Hey, anybody want some milk instead of tea? Mmm. Sure goes good with these yummy muffins. Hey, you guys. This isn't funny. Come on. Wake up. Hey, guys? What's going on?
Grandpa: I knew they couldn't resist. Sleeping like a bunch of babies...
Rini: Look. Here's the dweeb who thinks she can read fire.
Serena: Hello, cousin. What a surprise. Who else would go around poisoning people? Not funny. Okay, you rotten brat. If you're not from the Negaverse, I'm not gonna hurt you, but if you are, this means war, and you'll wish you'd never fallen out of the sky. You should cry after what you did. Hey, What-what's happening? Sto-sto-stop that!
First Kid: This is boring.
Second Kid: We wanna go play.
Third Kid: This substitute teacher stinks.
Fourth Kid: You weirdo.
Catsy: Hold still. I'm almost done. No. Not this one, either.
Fifth Kid: Wow. What's that.
Sixth Kid: It's totally cool.
Seventh Kid: Check it out.
Eighth Kid: It's better than a laser show.
Catsy: The Moon Beam.
Serena: Hey, lower the decibels, kid! What was that all about?
Catsy: Ha ha ha. Finally tracked you down, Moon brat. Wasn't easy.
Serena: Who are you, and what do you want?
Catsy: A facial would be nice.
Serena: What?
Catsy: Now, Princess, give me the crystal, and we'll be on our way.
Serena: One, the Crystal's not hers to give, and two, your tutu's way last season.
Catsy: You're addressing me? At least you should learn my real name: it's Catsy.
Serena: Yeah? So where'd you come from?
Catsy: From the Dark Moon of the Negaverse. Now butt out, fashion flop.
Serena: RUN, RiNi! GET OUT OF HERE!
Catsy: Fudge. Stop!
Serena: RUN!
Catsy: I said stop!
Serena: The kid's a brat, but she doesn't deserve this. All right. MOON STAR POWER!
Catsy: It's no use trying to run away, Rini.
Rini: Leave me alone. I'm just... a kid.
Catsy: Ha ha ha. Nice try, Moon brat.
Sailor Moon: Back off, fashion freak!
Catsy: Huh? Who are you, and who does your hair?
Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon, defender of the innocent!
Catsy: Did you say Sailor Moon?
Sailor Moon: That's right, mod queen. This kid's not exactly innocent, but I will defend her from trash like you.
Catsy: Hmm. Not impressed. Get a load of this! Sailor Moon, take a powder! So long. Now come along, Rini.
Sailor Moon: Oh no you don't!
Catsy: Huh?
Sailor Moon: Makeover time for you, pancake-face.
Catsy: Aah! You'll pay for that! No one but me touches my face! Who threw that?
Tuxedo Mask: Thought you could use some help, Sailor Moon. Does this creep have a grudge or is she just having a bad hair day?
Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask, it's really you.
Catsy: Stay out of this, masked man. I'm warning you.
Sailor Moon: I've had about enough of you! MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION! GOTCHA!
Catsy: Not quite.
Sailor Moon: What?
Catsy: This isn't over yet, Sailor Moon.
Tuxedo Mask: She seems to be okay. Just overwhelmed, I guess.
Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask, do you know who she is?
Tuxedo Mask: No, not exactly, but for some reason I feel some strong bond to this munchkin. It's strange. I can't explain it. I feel as if I know her.
Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask, are you all right? You're so pale. What's wrong?
Tuxedo Mask: Nothing. Don't worry. *thinking* But why do I feel so attached to you, hmm? Where do you come from? Eh, little one?
Rubeus: So where did this Sailor Moon come from?
Catsy: I don't know, but if she gave me a scar, those pigtails are gone.
Rubeus: Well, at least now we know where the crystal is. Once we have that, we can finally move to the next phase in our mission. Now, tell me about this fool Tuxedo Mask.
Bertie: Ooh, yes. Is Tuxedo Mask a sharp dresser, Catsy?
Catsy: You haven't seen the last of me yet, Sailor Moon. Have no doubt. You will pay for what you've done.
Luna: Hmph. You'd never know she's such a terror when she's awake, huh?
Serena: She's not THAT bad. You know, I used to be like that at her age, and look how cool I turned out. *thinking* Wonder who she is? *talking* Oh well. Night, Luna. Sleep well.
Luna: No chance of that. Not in this bed. Oh brother...

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