Sailor Moon Episode Fifty

Sailor Moon Episode Fifty Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Alien Ann: I just love this story. Hm hm hm. It's so romantic.
Alien Alan: Uh, I don't think reading silly old fairy tales is useful. It's a big waste o' time. We need to be thinking of ways to steal energy instead.
Alien Ann: So that's how people fall in love. The prince just kissed the sleeping princess, and POOF! He's in love. Well, if THAT'S all it takes to fall in love, look out, Darien. My lips and I are comin' after you!
Serena: What did you say?! Darien's had a tragedy?! Oh NO! What happened?! Is he okay?
Raye: Oh, get a grip, Serena.
Amy: You've got it all wrong. Darien's organized a play, a Shakespeare tragedy, at the Little Theater.
Serena: What? A play?
Raye: Yeah. Actually, one of his friends started the whole thing. Got a bunch o' people involved, including Darien. Then, the guy quit, leaving the whole thing on Darien.
Lita: Yeah. Then, the rest of the cast members all started to fight each other, and they all quit, too.
Raye: Now he needs a whole new cast and a brand new play. I found this copy of Snow White. Whaddya think?
Serena: Oh, wicked idea, Raye. I love Snow White.
Darien: Well, whaddya think, Serena? D'you think you wanna be in my play?
Serena: I sure do. I think it'd be a major blast, and we thought maybe we should do Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Darien: Snow White, huh?
Raye: That's right, Darien, and since I'm the one who came up with the idea, I should get to play the part of Snow White.
Serena: Ooh! Oh, come on! You'd make a better dwarf. Besides, I'm the fairest one of all, so I should get to play Snow White.
Darien: Huh?
Lita: Well, I think I should play Snow White. I mean, after all, it's obvious I clearly have the most acting experience and talent around here.
Mina: Hold on a second. I think I'm the one who should play Snow White because I have the best stage presence here. And I'm the most graceful.
Amy: Since I'm so busy with computer school work and science club, I think I should be Snow White. After all, I wouldn't have to memorize many lines since she's asleep for half the play.
Darien: Stop it, girls. Come on. You know there's lots of other parts in the play besides Snow White, like the wicked queen or the prince.
Mina: Call me wacko, Darien, but I think you just might have an edge over us with the the role of the prince.
Serena: Who cares about the prince? Who gets to play Snow White?!
Other Girls: I DO!
Raye: I'd pick me because I'm the one who chose the play.
Lita: But I'm the one with the most talent here!
Mina: Excuse me, but I'm the most graceful.
Amy: You should let me do it because I'm so busy with schoolwork.
Serena: Pick me!
Lita: No, me!
Raye: Pick me!
Mina: I'm the one!
Amy: It should be me!
Melvin: THIS INSANITY'S GOTTA STOP!
Molly: You're all being way too selfish!
Girls: Can it, Molly, if you know what's good for you!
Darien: This is exactly what happened with Hamlet. Everyone had to play the lead or nothing at all.
Ann: EEENOUGH! Look, guys. I've got a great way of deciding who gets to play the part of Snow White.
Serena: Hi, Ann. Where'd you come from?
Raye: So what's your idea, Ann?
Ann: We can draw straws, though I don't usually carry straws around with me, so these strings with colored ends'll have to do.
Girls: Huh?
Ann: I'll pick one, too, if that's okay.
Molly: Huh?
Ann: Great. If you draw a white one, you'll be cast as Snow White. If you pick a red one, you'll be the queen, and if you pick a blue one, I'm afraid you'll have to be one of the seven dwarves. Here.
Serena: I'll go first. I'm sure I'll pick the white one. RED?! Oh no! I have to play the nasty, ugly ol' queen!
Ann: What a total drag, Serena, but at least you're not a dwarf.
Serena: Oh yeah. Thanks a lot.
Lita: Me playing a DWARF?!
Ann: Well, then if you guys are all dwarves, then that means... I got the white string, and I'm gonna get to play Snow White. Tough luck, guys.
Serena: Not fair.
Ann: Humans are such gullible fools. Now, Darien's mine for sure.
Alien Ann: We still need someone to play the seventh dwarf.
Alien Alan: No thanks. The only role I want is Prince Charming.
Alien Ann: Aw, too bad. That role's already been filled. Sorry, Alan.
Alien Alan: I won't be a dwarf.
Alien Ann: Hmph. Fine. We'll just have to do the play with SIX dwarves.
Alien Alan: Hmm... This could be an excellent chance to gather energy. Cardian Keelho, I order you to come forth.
Keelho: Keelho here, master!
Alien Alan: The Little Theater will be crowded with people next week. I want you to gather all their energy. Understand?
Keelho: It is done.
Ann: Okay, Snow White's asleep, and Prince Charming comes over and gives her a long kiss. This moment's the climax of the play, so we gotta get it absolutely right. It's gotta be believable for the audience. So come on, Prince Charming. Give Snow White the motivation she needs to wake up.
Darien: Yeah, but then, let's move on. Look! It's Snow White! Oh Snow White, you're ice cold. How long have you been lying here alone in the woods? If only I could... warm your ice cold lips with my kiss.
Serena: I really hate this part. I really, really do.
Ann: *thinking* Now's my chance.
Darien: No, no! Snow White's supposed to be asleep! If you want it right, Ann, you can't move!
Ann: *thinking* Rassafrass. *talking* Hey, I'm so sorry. Shall we do it again then, Darien?
Raye: I think we've had enough.
Lita: Yeah, we've got the whole rest of the play to rehearse.
Ann: What are you talking about? This is the most important scene. We can't just leave it half finished. Come on, you guys. Why're you so selfish?
Lita: HAH! Selfish?! You've got that one cornered!
Serena: I don't know about that Ann.
Everyone: Goodbye!
Melvin: See ya!
Girls: See ya, guys!
Darien: Good rehearsal. See ya tomorrow.
Girls: Yeah. Good night, Prince Charming.
Ann: Oh Darien, d'you mind if I walk with you? I think we should get to know each other better since our characters are supposed to be so close.
Raye: Could you believe how Ann was going on and on about her stupid kissing scene with Darien?
Lita: Yeah, that girl's just a total self-absorbed drama queen. I really think that we need to find a new Snow White.
Mina: I agree. She's not only a terrible actress, but the little virus cheated to get the best part.
Serena: Cheated? What are you talking about, Mina?
Mina: Uh...
Serena: Come on. Tell me. You guys are hiding something, aren't you? Ooh, why am I always the last one to find out the juicy gossip around here?
Raye: Stop that! No crying.
Mina: Ann scammed us.
Serena: Ooh!
Mina: Those stupid strings of hers were a bogus setup.
Lita: One string had a red tip, and the rest were blue. Somehow, she managed to rip her string... and then made it a white tip.
Serena: Ooh, I knew that slimy little bloodsucker was up to something, so why didn't you call her on it?!
Mina: Couldn't prove it, and besides, none of us would've liked seeing anyone else get that part.
Amy: Yes. You know, I feel kind of sorry for Ann. I mean, she hasn't really made any friends since she moved here, and when you see her, she's always by herself.
Raye: She sure wasn't gonna let anyone else get that part. In a weird way, I admire her determination and nerve.
Serena: I don't get it. Why are you so nice to her? I mean, she sure doesn't feel like a friend to me. AND SHE CHEATED, AND CHEATING IS STILL CHEATING, ALL RIGHT?! WE HAVE TO SET THIS STRAIGHT!
Raye: All right!
Serena: OOH!
Raye: So we'll talk to Ann, okay?
Raye: Serena, are you sure you wanna do this by yourself?
Serena: Relax. First thing tomorrow, I'll talk to her, okay? Look. There's Ann.
Amy: I wonder why she's out all alone at this hour.
Ann: Oh, oh, I hope our play will be a big success next week... *thinking* and I hope I'll get to steal a kiss from Darien.
Amy: Can you believe Ann's talking this play so seriously?
Mina: Yeah, she really seems devoted to it.
Raye: Weird. She always seems so selfish to me, but maybe that's what happens when you're on your own so much.
Mina: Hey guys, if this play seems so much to her, maybe she should keep the part.
Lita: Yeah, and who knows? Maybe it'll help improve her rotten personality.
Amy: Let's all try to make the play a success, so her wish really comes true, okay?
Serena: She's still a sneaky little cheating weasel, kissing my Darien.
Others: Did you say something?
Serena: Uh, who, me? No, nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha.
Lita: Poor Snow White didn't recognize the wicked queen, and that was a terrible mistake.
Mina: For when she bit into the poisoned apple, she instantly fell into a deep, eternal sleep.
Melvin: And no matter how hard we tried, none of us could wake her.
Raye: Poor Snow White.
Molly: Will she ever awaken?
Amy: No matter what, we, the animals of the forest will stand by her.
Serena: Ha ha. That'll be a really long time.
Raye: I've had it with this itchy costume! We were supposed to be dwarves, remember?! Not animals! I feel like some little five-year-old back in kindergarten!
Lita: I'll say! I'm roasting in this gorilla costume!
Melvin: Come on, girls. You're the ones who didn't wanna be dwarves.
Molly: Huh?
Melvin: It was an awful lot of trouble to borrow these costumes.
Raye & Lita: WE'RE DOING SNOW WHITE, NOT THE JUNGLE BOOK!
Ann: But I think they're perfectly suited to you.
Melvin: Oh, oh, oh, help! I can't get up!
Ann: And how about Serena's costume? She's never looked better. C'mon, guys. Let's get back to rehearsal, okay?
Serena: Oh, if only I WERE a wicked witch, I'd cast a really terrible spell on that creep.
Alien Ann: Oh my dear Snow White, if only I could...
Daydream Darien: If only I could warm your ice cold lips with my kiss...
Alien Ann: ...and wake you from your sleep.
Alien Alan: Hey, what are you doing, Ann?
Alien Ann: Oh! Oh, I'm uh... just rehearsing for the play.
Alien Alan: Hmph.
Alien Ann: Alan? Alan?!
Alien Alan: So opening night's tomorrow? So, good luck, Ann. Hmm. I wish I could be the prince and Serena could be my princess.�
Serena: Okay, so here goes. Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all? What?! I'm the second fairest?! Snow White is the fairest?! What?! That just can't be! How dare she!
Sammy: Hey, the ham belongs in the fridge.
Serena: Ooh, can it, dweeb!
Sammy: I really can't wait to see this play. Serena making a total fool of herself AGAIN.
Serena: OOH! THAT... LITTLE...!
Serena: Sure are a lot of people out there.
Raye: I'm really starting to get nervous, aren't you?
Darien: That means it's first call. Is everybody ready?
Everyone: Yes.
Ann: You bet I'm ready... for your kiss, Darien, and to fall in love.
Keelho: Break a leg!
Serena: Who's she supposed to be?
Lita: You must have the wrong theter.
Mina & Raye: Try the circus next door.
Amy: Maybe she's the seventh dwarf.
Keelho: I'm the great Keelho.
Darien: Woah.
Ann: What?
Keelho: And now, I'm gonna bring down the house!
Sammy: Hey, cool. This is gonna be a whole lot better than I thought.
Ann: Stop that right now! I'm not gonna let you destroy our play!
Keelho: Says who?
Ann: AAAAH!
Darien: LOOK OUT!
Ann: Oh Darien, you... tried to save me.
Girls: Darien!
Lita: Oh no!
Girls: Those guys okay?
Melvin: Let's get outta here, Molly! That thing's dangrous!
Molly: AAAAH!
Others: AAAH!
Mina: Get off me, Lita!
Raye: Get off my foot!
Lita: You're smashing my arm!
Amy: If everyone would just calm down...
Raye: Ouch.
Mina: Ow!
Molly: You fudgie brain!
Amy: Hold on, Molly! Don't worry!
Lita: Oh no!
Keelho: Now for my next act!
Amy: Oh no!
Mina: Do something!
Raye: Get off me first!
Serena: We've put a ton of work into this play. How dare you spoil it! MOON CRYSTAL POWER! We worked our buns off to get this play off the ground.
Keelho: No kidding.
Sailor Moon: Yeah, and I'm not gonna let you ruin it.
Keelho: Hmm...
Sailor Moon: We made it this far, and then you had to go and spoil it all, you crummy clown. I stand for love and justice, and in the name of the Moon, I'm gonna punish you! I'm Sailor Moon! You're taking a big pratfall, and I mean you.
Keelho: Please, get the hook!
Keelho: Huh?
Moonlight Knight: There's nothing worse than a greedy stage hog. The show must go on! I'm at your service, Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon: It's the Moonlight Knight!
Sammy: All right! Sailor Moon makes the scene. Maybe this won't be a turkey after all.
Audience: Woah! Aah!
Sailor Mars: I am Sailor Mars, and believe me, I'm not clowning around! I call upon my firebird! I will vanquish you! I am Sailor Mars!
Sailor Jupiter: You want trouble, pal?! You're looking at it! My name is trouble. I'm Sailor Jupiter!
Sailor Mercury: You've met my friends Mars and Jupiter. Some people might call me a bookworm, but my most lethal weapon is my brain. Beware, because I am� Sailor Mercury!
Sailor Venus: You're thinking I'm just a pretty blonde. In my case, what you see is definitely not what you get. Sailor V is for victory. I'm Sailor Venus!
All Four: We're the Sailor Scouts!
Keelho: Take this!
Sailor Mars: I call upon the power of Mars. FIREBALLS CHARGE!
Keelho: What's this?
Sailor Mercury: I gave up a whole lot of study time to memorize my lines for this play. I hate wasting time, and that's what you made me do, you creepazoid! MERCURY ICE BUBBLES FREEZE!
Sailor Moon: Show's over, pal! MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION!
Sammy: All right! Way to go, Sailor Moon!
Moonlight Knight: Magnificent performance, Sailor Scouts. Take a bow, ladies. You deserve it. See ya 'round.
Sailor Moon: Don't go, Moonlight Knight!
Sailor Scouts: Ooh, I like the spotlight.
Alien Ann: It's not fair, Alan! It's just not fair! Why'd you have to send that hideous Cardian to ruin everything I've worked so hard at?!
Alien Alan: Enough, Ann. You've forgotten why we're here. We're supposed to be gathering energy.
Alien Ann: Energy? Who cares about energy? I just wanted to be Snow White, kiss my prince, and fall in love!�
Alien Alan: *thinking* I know, and I just wanted to be Prince Charming.

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