Sailor Moon Episode Forty-Nine

Sailor Moon Episode Forty-Nine Food Fetish

Lita: Moonlight Knight, you can save me anytime.
Amy: Ditto for me.
Lita: I wish the Moonlight Knight were for real and�and not just some superhero. He's such a bodacious hunkster. Can you imagine going out with HIM?
Amy: Hey Lita, stop torturing yourself. That's never going to happen, okay?
Melvin: Molly, wait up!
Molly: Huh?
Melvin: Got something for ya! Ha ha ha...
Molly: Not more inchworms.
Melvin: No, even better: a super deluxe lunch for two to celebrate our anniversary.
Molly: Anniversary of what, dweebmeister?
Melvin: Of the very first time you called me 'dweebmeister.' There's yummy chocolate cake for desert, Moll. Come on. We'll have a feast, just you and me.
Amy: On second thought, Lita, if Melvin can get a girlfriend, the Moonlight Knight can be yours easy.
Lita: Oh, if only it'd happen today, Amy. I've got this huge gourmet lunch... but no one to share it with.
Melvin: Coconut shrimp, your fave. Say ahh.
Molly: Nnnooo thanks.
Melvin: Oh, come on. There's three dozen.
Serena: Ooh, I can't believe him! Here I am, starving, and he won't share! I've got it! Lita will share her lunch with me. She's always got tons.
Melvin: Moll, please, for me...
Molly: I'm saving room for that desert.
Lita: So Ames, it's just you and me.
Amy: I'd love to, but I've got some work to finish. Huh?
Lita: Hey, what's that?
First Girl: He's so cool.
Second Girl: I could listen to him all day.
First Girl: Me too.
Third Girl: Isn't he wonderful?
Second Girl: Alan!
First Girl: Alan. What a beautiful name.
Amy: I wonder where he learned to play the flute like that.
Lita: He doesn't have a girlfriend. I'll eat with him.
Amy: Well, join the line. What do you think all these other girls are standing around for?
Lita: But I just have to get to know this guy better. He's�so cool.
Amy: Hey, wait a second! Didn't the Moonlight Knight start showing up when Alan came here. What if HE'S the Moonlight Knight?
Lita: Huh? Alan? D'you think so?
Amy: Why not? Could be anyone.
Lita: Huh?
Alan: Calm down, everyone. Please. Thanks, all of you, but I don't ever do lunch.
Lita: Huh? *thinking* Amy's right. He could be the Moonlight Knight. Guess I better try and find out. After all, they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Lita: Here. You like it?
Daydream Alan: Uh huh.
Amy: Hey, Earth to Lita. Lita, come in. Earth to Lita.
Lita: Ha ha ha. Just planning a little research.
Amy: Huh?
Lita: I mean, if this guy IS the Moonlight Knight, I think the Sailor Scouts should know about it, huh?
Boys: What's that guy got that we haven't got?
Lita: Huh? How'd he get up there? Did he fly? Hmm. Oh well. At least he got rid o' the herd. Bet he won't mind MY company. He's all mine now!
Alan: I wonder. This weird human food, maybe it's the reason these girls all act so crazy.
Lita: Hey Alan, want some company? We... we can even have... lunch together.
Alan: Sure. Why not?
Amy: The likelyhood of Alan's being the Moonlight Knight is point two percent. Not very good odds in my book. I wonder if we'll ever find out who he is.
Serena: Amy, help.
Amy: OH! You scared me!
Serena: Please, food. I need food.
Amy: Sorry. I just finished my lunch. Forget yours? That's twice this week now. Silly.
Serena: You didn't even leave me a crumb.
Amy: SERENA, STAY WITH ME! I'LL GIVE YOU SOME ORANGE JUICE!
Alan: What is that?
Lita: Squid on a Stick. Try it.
Alan: Wh... I don't know if I can eat anything that's staring at me. Anyway, isn't this some sea creature, Lita? It looks kinda weird and slimy.
Lita: No, it's not slimy at all, Alan... but don't force yourself. If you're afraid to try it, it's no big deal. It IS funny looking, but good. You like it? Alan? You choking? Ooh... huh? So...
Alan: Hey, that was pretty good.
Lita: Here! There's plenty more. I've always got enough for two or three. Mmm, I just love to cook.
Ann: What's he doing with her?
Alan: I've never had anything so yummy.
Lita: *thinking* What more could a girl ask for: lunch outside on a beautiful day�with the very coolest, hunkiest guy in the entire school? *talking* I'm so happy, Alan. So, where'd you learn to play the flute so well?
Alan: It's my destiny.
Lita: Huh?
Alan: I have to. Kinda like you and cooking, I guess. It just comes naturally, you know.
Lita: Oh...
Alan: Hmm?
Lita: I live to cook. Some day, I'll have my own restaurant. I'll be a world-famous chef. It'll be packed every night, and people'll come from all over the globe just to have me cook for them. At least, that's my dream. I'm just not sure I'll be good enough.
Alan: Why not?
Ann: Hi, ya guys.
Alan: Ann, what are you doing here?
Lita: Wanna join us?
Alan: For lunch?
Ann: Thanks, but I don't think it's wise to put that junk in your system. It could make ya sick!
Lita: Hey! Nobody ever gets sick from my food, and if they did, it's probably 'cause of the company they keep! You understand what I'm saying, Ann?!
Ann: Well, too much food dulls the mind. That must be why he's with you!
Lita: For just a sister, you sure are mighty jealous.
Ann: Stay away from my brother. D'you hear?!
Alan: This is spicy!
Ann: You okay?
Lita: She upsetting you? Nice going!
Alan: Water! Mmph! Mmph! Water! Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!
Miss Haruna: Serena, I'm not putting up with this again, you hear me? Your stomach growling's disrupted my class twice this week. I won't have it!
Serena: Believe me, it won't happen again.
Miss Haruna: Better not. Now go home and eat.
Serena: Thanks.
Amy: Hey there, Serena. Are you in trouble?
Serena: Only because nobody would share their lunch with me today.
Luna: Serena...
Serena: Yes, Luna? All right. Is that my lunch? Please, Ames, tell me I'm not hallucinating.
Amy: It's real, Serena. This isn't a dream.
Serena: Oh... food... lovely... food...
Alan: Ann, wait up. I-I can explain.
Ann: What for?
Alan: Ann...
Ann: I know we gotta try and act like these dumb humans, but eating their food? And why did you have to decide to try out food with her? Why not go to a restaurant?
Alan: Ann, you're overreacting.
Lita: Hey, hi again.
Alan: Huh?
Ann: Hmm.
Lita: We still on for lunch tomorrow?
Ann: Hmm...
Alan: I'm not sure.
Ann: Hey, don't say no on my account. I don't really care.
Alan: Ann, wait. Don't be mad like this. Come back.
Ann: Hope you're happy.
Lita: Huh? Woah, what's her problem?
Alan: Sorry about that.
Lita: You know, Alan? There's something I gotta ask you. Why is your sister so wacko?
Lita: Alan�do you, um�ever, uh, hang around in a white robe and a turban?
Alan: No, never. *thinking* Wait. That sounds like the Moonlight Knight. *talking* Why do you ask?
Lita: Oh, never mind. It's dumb. I thought that you might've been somebody that I know.
Alan: A turban? Uh, I got a question for you. Do you think there's a link between food and love?
Lita: Oh yeah, you bet there is.
Alan: So if... if you really love somebody, the best thing you can do is offer them some kind of food?
Lita: Huh? Well... if it's made with feeling.
Alan: What kind?
Lita: Oh Alan, you're so funny.
Alan: I am? How come?
Lita: I said feeling, not filling, silly.
Ann: I don't believe this! HE'S ACTUALLY GIGGLING!
Serena: Yum yum. This is so good.
Amy: Se-RE-na! Slow up! You're as obsessed with food as Lita is with�snagging Alan!
Serena: Wait, don't tell me. Alan looks like her old boyfriend, eh? Well, I'm putting a stop to this.
Amy & Luna: Huh?
Luna: Where are you going?
Serena: She goes after all the cool guys in school, and then, there's nobody left for us! Now I've had it, and I won't take it anymore!
Luna: Know why she eats so much? Takes a lot of fuel to run that motor mouth.
Amy: Ha ha. No kidding.
Alan: Is that why you wanna open your own restaurant, Lita? To give your love to complete strangers?
Lita: No.
Alan: I could never do that. There's only one person I could love.
Lita: Oh.
Alan: I just don't see how you could do it. Love's supposed to be special.
Lita: I know, but food brings people together. Anyway, it's different love. Not romantic. When it's love, real love, you wanna do something special to show that you care.
Alien Ann: KITCHEN'S CLOSED! The party's over, now!
Alan: Wh...
Lita: Who are you?!
Alien Ann: You're trespassing. Hmm... See your cute little lunch bag? That's what you're gonna feel like once I'm done with you!
Lita: You wanna make a bet on that, huh?! Come on! I dare you!
Alan: No! Stop it!
Lita: Grr!!
Amy: Lita!
Lita: You're gonna pay for that!
Serena: It's the weirdest...
Luna: Seems Lita could use some help.
Serena: Huh?
Luna: Finished shaking yet?
Serena: MOON CRYSTAL POWER!
Lita: What's your problem, anyway... Negaverse sleaze?!
Alien Ann: Big mistake calling me sleaze. You've baked your last cookie.
Sailor Moon: Hold it, block-brain!
Alien Ann: Huh? Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon: That's right, and I saw you smash that lunch bag. I hate to see good food wasted, but you know what I hate even more? It's Negatrash like you!
Luna: I hope she's not too porked out to pull this off.
Alien Ann: Go preach somewhere else, loudmouthed twerp! This fight doesn't concern you!
Sailor Moon: I'm not a twerp, but I'll tell you what you are: moondusted!
Lita: What's happening?!
Sailor Mercury: Hold on!
Alien Ann: Hey, I can handle it. I don't need you.
Alien Alan: Yes you do... just like I need you, Ann. I love you. Now... Pick a Cardian, my sweet. Cardian Mophead, I command you to come forth now!
Mophead: Mophead at your service.
Sailor Moon: Huh?
Luna: Lita, you okay?!
Mophead: You energy's null!
Alien Ann: Very entertaining.
Mophead: I'll finish 'em.
Sailor Mercury: What happened, Lita? Where did they come from?
Lita: I don't know. One minute, I'm talking to Alan. The next, I'm eating asphalt. You ready to whip 'em?
Sailor Mercury: Uh huh.
Lita: JUPITER POWER!
Alien Ann: Get ready for blastoff, Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon: Jupiter!
Sailor Jupiter: We'll trash 'em good, don't you worry!
Alien Alan: Cardian Mophead, I command you! Finish 'em off!
Mophead: Say bye-bye, Sailor Scouts!
Sailor Jupiter: JUPITER THUNDER... I can't move, Luna!
Luna: Jupiter!
Alien Alan: Ha ha! Wrapped up just like a piece o' sushi.
Alien Ann: And all ready to be dipped.
Mophead: End o' the line, Sailor saps!
Sailor Mercury: Huh?
Sailor Jupiter: You guys!
Alien Ann: Ha ha ha ha. Didn't know Sailor Scouts could float.
Sailor Jupiter: I've got to do something.
Alien Ann: Not getting seasick, are ya?
Sailor Jupiter: If only I could get my arms free. The rose!
Alien Ann & Alan: Huh?
Sailor Jupiter: Moonlight Knight, you freed me.
Moonlight Knight: Thought you could use some help, Jupiter. Can't let these creeps keep you down. Sorry they destroyed all that lovely food of yours, but maybe a little revenge will taste just as sweet. Hmm?
Sailor Jupiter: Oh, thanks, but you know... I know what to do! You've tied up my friends long enough! YOU'RE ANCIENT HISTORY! In the name of Jupiter, I call upon the forces of love and nature to banish this mophead! JUPITER THUNDER DRAGON!
Mophead: I'm... I'm finished!
Alien Ann: I'll get her!
Sailor Venus: VENUS CRESCENT BEAM SMASH!
Alien Alan: Watch out!
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
Sailor Moon: Hey, thanks a lot, pyro.
Sailor Mars: Nothing's good enough for you, is it?
Sailor Venus: Be thankful there was some water for you to fall in.
Mophead: This isn't over!
Sailor Jupiter: Sailor Moon! Your scepter!
Sailor Moon: You got it! MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION!
Alien Alan: Let's go.
Sailor Moon: Whewee.
Moonlight Knight: Excellent teamwork, Sailor Scouts!
Sailor Scouts: Huh?
Sailor Jupiter: Moonlight Knight, can you tell us who you are?
Moonlight Knight: I'm a true friend of the Sailor Scouts. That's all for now. Farewell.
Sailor Jupiter: Wait! Don't go!
Sailor Mercury: Is he Alan?
Sailor Jupiter: I don't think so, Mercury. He's too romantic. Alan's cool, but he's got nothing on that guy.
Sailor Moon: What?! You're after the Moonlight Knight, too?!
Sailor Jupiter: It's just that he reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. One of these days, I'm gonna fix him lunch. Then, his heart will be mine.
Alien Alan: Okay, you can open your eyes. Ta da. A buffet of luscious delights for my one and only.
Alien Ann: Oh Alan, you did all this for me? Oh... Uh, what are those big, ugly, brown things?
Alien Alan: Uh, don't know. You try 'em first.

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