Sailor Moon Episode Forty-Six
Kindergarten Chaos

Mina: AAH! IT'S SO LATE!
Artemis: Not my fault she didn't set the alarm.
Mina: I can't believe this! I'm gonna be so late, and I've got a math test first period! Artemis, why didn't you wake me up?!
Artemis: Well, she's nowhere near Serena's late. I mean, she's the queen of tardy.
Mina: Faster. Maybe I can make it.
Boy One: Come on, insect. I want that comic book.
Kary: No way. It's mine. Get your own.
Boy Two: Hand it over. I'm warning you.
Boys: Now come on.
Mina: HEY! Dweebs, what're you up to?!
Boy One: Come on! Let's get outta here!
Mina: Little maggots. Are you okay, little girl?
Kary: Huh? You really freaked those guys out, didn't ya?
Mina: Uh... guess... that was the idea.
Kary: Can you help me? I'm so late, I'm afraid I'm gonna miss my school bus.
Mina: Really like to, kid, but I'm late myself.
Kary: Pretty please.
Mina: I'm sorry, sweetie.
Kary: Wah! You gotta! I'll never get there on my own.
Mina: Emotional blackmail. It works.
Mina: We made it.
Kary: Bye bye!
Mina: Well, at least she's gonna make it to school.
Artemis: I'll say. At this rate, you're gonna be lucky if you get there before lunch.
Mina: Who needs lunch? Run for it! Huh?
Serena: Oh, I can't believe I'm so late! Oh Mina, did you oversleep?
Mina: Sure did.
Serena: Did you have trouble with an alarm clock, too?
Mina: Yeah. I think I need to take that stupid old clock in to be fixed.
Artemis: Yeah, but it's not the clocks that need fixing around here.
Mina: I haven't a clue what you're talking about. Well, I go this way.
Serena: Bye, Mina. Catch you later.
Mina: Oh, I'm too late.
Artemis: Gotta admit, the girl did try, but she's still awfully tardy.
Serena: Oh no. Detention again for both recesses. Why can't they just start school later?
Alan: Ah, the lovely Serena.
Serena: Huh?
Alan: You know, you have the most beautiful eyes when they're full of tears.
Serena: Alan, what are you doing here?
Alan: Heh. I just wanna hear those three little words that make me walk on air.
Serena: Uh...
Ann: What?! Go hang yourself. Whaddya think you're doing here, Alan?
Alan: Just my early morning stretches. One and two and three and four. You're tough. You're strong. Don't quit. Come on. One and two and three and four. You're tough. You're strong. Don't quit. Come on.
Serena: *thinking* Weird brother and sister act.
Alan: Okay, just let me explain my strategy.
Ann: Some strategy. So what does Serena mean to you? I mean, whaddya think you're doing, Alan?
Alan: Hmm... look, it's just part of my scheme to get closer to the students.
Ann: Just don't get too close. Alan, look, we've gotta get back to what's important: finding a fresh energy source to keep the Doom Tree alive.
Alan: I think I've got just the ticket.
Kary: AAAH!
Ron: Sailor Moon is not real.
Kary: She is too!
Ron: Says who?
Boy Two: What's a little goodie like you know?
Kary: More than you, meathead! Look! Sailor Moon's for real! I know it!
Boy Two: Yeah, her and the Easter Bunny. Right, Ron?
Mina: It's that same maggot kid again.
Artemis: We'd better help her.
Mina: Hey, back off, brats!
Kids: Huh?
Mina: Leave her alone, ya little amoebas!
Kary: Hey, it's you again!
Ron: Don't you have anything better to do than bug us, you old bag?!
Mina: Me? An old bag?
Boy Two: Yeah, a smelly, crinkled-up old lunchbag. So what's your problem?
Boy Three: Yeah, having a hard time getting a date?
Mina: YOU REALLY ANNOY ME!
Boys: Run for it!
Boy Three: Aah! She's a monster!
Mina: Little postules. What's the matter with kids these days?
Artemis: *thinking* Spoken like a true old bag.
Kary: Hey, thanks again.
Mina: Anytime, kid. No problem. What's your name, by the way?
Kary: Me name's Kary, and I go to the kindergarten around the corner.
Mina: My name's Mina, and this is my cat, Artemis.
Kary: Nice to meet you, Artemis.
Mina: Hey, you're a fan of Sailor Moon, aren't ya?
Kary: You bet.
Mina: Great. Are you a fan of Sailor Venus, too?
Kary: Never heard of her.
Mina: Oh, that's way harsh.
Artemis: *thinking* What's it say about me?
Kary: Is Sailor Moon really real, Mina?
Mina: What do you think?
Kary: I think she's the greatest ever.
Mina: Hmm. You really think a lot of her, don't you, Kary?
Kary: But I'll never get to meet her. She's too famous.
Mina: Oh, don't give up, Kary. You never know what can happen.
Kary: Huh? Huh? Really?
Mina: Well, if you really, truly believe, you can never tell. It might just happen.
Kary: A dream come true. Mina, have you ever met Sailor Moon, like in person?
Mina: Oh sure, we've hung out together a couple of times.
Artemis: *thinking* Mina?!
Kary: FOR REAL?! You mean, you actually know Sailor Moon personally?! She's a real person?! Could you tell that to those other kids?
Artemis: *thinking* Huh?
Mina: Sure thing, Kary.
Artemis: *thinking* What are you doing?
Kary: You'd do that?
Mina: If it gets those dweebs off your case, I'll come to school and tell 'em all about her.
Kary: Then they'll HAVE to believe me. We'll tell everyone. The whole school. The whole neighborhood. The whole country.
Mina: Huh?
Artemis: *thinking* Huh?
Kary: You promised.
Mina: Great. I've been co-opted by a rugrat... *thinking* but a cute one.
Alien Alan: The Doom Tree's running out of energy again. We need to find ourselves a whole new source.
Alien Ann: Fresh. Young. Exuberant.
Alien Alan: Ha ha ha ha. And all ours for the taking.
Alien Ann: Why didn't we think of this before?
Alien Alan: Okay, come on, Ann. Pick us a Cardian.
Alien Ann: Sure.
Alien Alan: Come out now, Vulturos.
Vulturos: Your energy is mine! Mine!
Alien Alan: Complete success. What a windfall. Pure energy.
Luna: This is the tenth bus attack this week.
Raye: Poor little tikes. They must've been terrified.
Lita: I'd love to get my hands on whoever's doing this.
Amy: Luna, I think I've figured out where they're going to strike next time.
Luna: You have? Well, come on. Out with it.
Amy: Well, there's been a definite pattern in all these attacks. Next time, it'll be a south side kindergarten.
Luna: Okay, let's go over there right now and scope out the situation.
Serena: Look at this, guys. Can you believe anybody could be this klutzy, huh?
Raye: Oh, I can think of someone.
Lita: Really, Serena, you pick the worst times.
Serena: Say what?
Amy: It's time to get with the program, Serena.
Serena: Uh... s-s-sure thing.
Mina: And so that proves that Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus actually exist.
Ron: Why should we believe you? Why don't you bring 'em here to meet us?
Kids: Yeah, we wanna meet Sailor Moon.
Kary: Ya gotta believe us. They really do exist.
Mina: Kids, if you believe in them, you'll see them. I promise.
Boy Two: You made this all up, didn't ya?
Ron: It's a big fib. You think just 'cause we're little, we'll swallow anything ya tell us?! Pretty soon, we're not gonna believe anything anyone tells us!
Mina: What a cynic. You kids are really starting to tick me off. Talk about jaded youth. I'm just thankful they're not my kids.
Mrs. Wright: Hi, everyone.
Kary: Huh?
Mrs. Wright: Everybody all set for the bus ride home? I hope you all behaved yourselves for our visitor. Anyway, I'm afraid I can't ride on the bus with you today.
Kids: What? Aw...
Mina: Hey, maybe I can help.
Mrs. Wright: Um...
Mina: Well, I need to take a bus to get home myself anyway.
Mrs. Wright: Well, um... I...
Kary: Yeah, you can protect us... from that bad creature!
Boy Three: We can take care of ourselves, lady. You wanna ride with us, you're on your own.
Luna: Isn't that the kindergarten bus?
Serena: Yeah, it is, but how are we ever going to get on it? They probably don't let strangers just hitch a ride.
Luna: Well, that's where the Luna Pen comes in.
Serena: Ooh, why does it always have to be me? Why can't it be somebody else?
Luna: Serena...
Serena: Okay, I suppose so. I just hope I don't get slimed by some sleazeball from the Negaverse!
Luna: Serena...
Serena: Okay, okay. DISGUISE POWER! Change me into a wicked cool kindergarten teacher!
Student: Bye, Mrs. Wright.
Mrs. Wright: Bye, kids. See you tomorrow.
Disguised Serena: Hey, stop the bus. Uh, sorry I'm late. I'm the new substitute teacher. Can I get a ride with you?
Mina: What's this? Is that you, Serena?
Disguised Serena: Mina, what are you doing here?
Alien Alan: Drain away all that young, fresh energy.
Mina: So Amy thinks this bus might get hit?
Disguised Serena: Yeah, let's hope she's wrong.
Everybody: *singing* The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.
Artemis: *thinking* Hmm, the Negaverse might be doing us a favor attacking this bus.
Driver: What's that up ahead?
Disguised Serena: Uh oh. Trouble.
Driver: Let go of me!
Vulturos: Now your turn.
Disguised Serena: Back off, you big french fly.
Kary: Oh Mina, I'm so scared!
Mina: Don't you worry. Help's on the way. SHE'S coming.
Kary: Who's she?
Mina: Your favorite: Sailor Moon, in person.
Kary: Sailor Moon? Here?!
Disguised Serena: That's right. Any minute now. Sailor Moon will always be there when you need help. Hey, back off, ya ugly bird-brain!
Mina: Serena, you okay?
Serena: This getting mashed around is no fun. Sailor Moon time. MOON CRYSTAL POWER!
Vulturos: Your energy is all mine.
Sailor Moon: Wanna make a bet on that, vulture-breath? You've been circling around these poor little kids long enough, and I'm here to tell ya, your flight plans have been permanently cancelled. You need your feathers plucked, and I'm gonna do it.
Kary: It's Sailor Moon!
Ron: You mean she IS real?!
Sailor Moon: Be right with ya. It's time you got your wings clipped.
Vulturos: Not likely.
Ron: Kary, I don't think Sailor Moon can beat this bird. Doesn't look too good now.
Kary: Just watch.
Mina: *thinking* I've gotta help Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon: AAAH! Owie. Uh oh.
Vulturos: Let's clip those ponytails now.
Kary: Sailor Moon!
Sailor Venus: VENUS CRESCENT BEAM SMASH!
Sailor Moon: Sailor Venus, you're here.
Kary: Wow. Is that really Sailor Venus?
Ron: It's gotta be!
Sailor Venus: I'm here to help you.
Sailor Moon: Just in time.
Sailor Venus: Oh no. It's back. My Crescent Beam didn't work on it. Guess I'll try it again.
Vulturos: Be my guest.
Sailor Venus: VENUS CRESCENT BEAM SMASH!
Kids: Sailor Venus! Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus! Get up and fight!
Sailor Venus: There's gotta be some way to pluck this bird.
Vulturos: You're done for.
Kary: CAREFUL, SAILOR VENUS!
Sailor Moon & Sailor Venus: The Moonlight Knight.
Moonlight Knight: Even in the darkest tunnel, you'll find some light. It's deep inside yourself. Believe in it, and you'll see it.
Sailor Venus: Just believe in ourselves?
Moonlight Knight: Why not? There are many others who already believe in you.
Kids: Sailor Venus! Sailor Moon! We really believe in you! You can do it! Help save us! Just believe in yourselves! Come on, Sailor Venus!
Sailor Venus: Time to stand up and protect the future. I learned a lot from these little kids. Believe in yourself, and nobody can beat you. VENUS... METEOR...SHOWER! Cool new trick, huh?
Sailor Moon: Sure was. Now, I'll finish him off. MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION!
Vulturos: I'm disintegrated...
Sailor Moon: Nope. You've dusted.
Kids: Yahoo! Way to go, Sailor Moon!
Moonlight Knight: See what a great power believeing in yourself can be? There's no greater strength, Sailor Scouts. Farewell.
Sailor Venus: And now, I have a whole new power.
Artemis: That's right...
Sailor Venus: Hmm?
Artemis: ...and you certainly uses it well, Venus.
Sailor Moon: She was fabulous.
Artemis: Ah, but there's an even stronger power.
Sailor Moon & Sailor Venus: Hmm...
Kary: Yeah! Way to go, guys! Way to go! You did it! Yeah!
Sailor Venus: They're great. You can learn a lot from kids, you know?
Artemis: We'd better go, before they tear that bus apart.
Sailor Moon & Sailor Venus: Hmm, right.
Kary: Mina, Sailor Moon is really powerful, isn't she?
Mina: Yup, she sure is.
Kary: But so is Sailor Venus. She'll be my favorite from now on. I wanna be as smart as she is when I grow up. I wanna be as strong as her, and... and um...

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