Sailor Moon Episode Forty-Four

Sailor Moon Episode Forty-Four VR Madness

Serena's Mum: Serena! Get up! You can't stay in bed all day. Come on. It's time to get up. Come on!
Serena: Mom, it's Sunday, the one day I can sleep in a little.
Serena's Mum: Up, young lady. Your dad and Sammy went out hours ago. Come on. You were supposed to go with them. Oh, I give up. Argh!
Serena: I need more sack time. How's a girl supposed to get her beauty sleep around here?
Alien Ann: The Doom Tree's not absorbing the energy we're feeding it, Alan. It's dying, and it's all Sailor Moon's fault!
Alien Alan: I don't know what to do except feed it more human energy. We both know if that tree dies, we'll die too.
Alien Ann: What are you doing? What's this?
Alien Alan: A virtual reality theater just opened downtown. May be a good place to go for the energy we need.
Alien Ann: Not a bad idea, Alan. We gotta do SOMETHING to save the Doom Tree.
Serena: Woah. Look at all those people lined up for the virtuous reality theater.
Luna: No, Serena. That's VIRTUAL reality theater.
Serena: Oh, right. I knew that.
Luna: Duh.
Serena: It's like getting to be inside a video arcade game, but it better not be all those stupid war games and race cars and dumb junk penny rides.
Luna: I can see we're going to have a really swell time today.
Serena: What a terrible line. Oh! And look. They're all couples. Let's skip this. It's just gonna be dumb old war games.
Luna: Come on, Serena. That's exactly what you need. Sharpen up your fighting skills. I mean, screaming and klutzing out just doesn't make it against the Negaverse.
Serena: Nag, nag, nag. Give it a rest. Now if Darien was here, well now, that would be a different story. So I bet you've known all along how to bring back his memory, haven't you, Luna?! Huh?! Huh?!
Darien: Stop torturing that poor cat. Pick on someone your own size. Just 'cause you haven't got a boyfriend to come here with, you don't have to take it out on the poor cat, Meatball Head.
Serena: Huh? W-Wait a second. You're here, on your own, too, so I must... Still have a chance. Oh, I'll get you yet. Oh Darien, I know I will. Ooh! Stand back, girls! I got a guy to catch!
Luna: If she'd only use that same gumption to fight the Negaverse. Oh...
Attendant: I'm sorry. Please get in line, sir.
Ann: Back off, buddy! I told ya! I'm not interested in a big doofus like you!
Darien: Hey pal, what's your problem?
Tough Guy: So what's it to you? Heh. Nyah nyah...
Ann: Oh, Darien, my hero! You rescued me from that horrid slug! How can I repay you? I know. I'll take you to the virtual reality theater, okay?
Serena: Darien. There you are!
Alan: Ann...
Ann: Huh?
Alan: What do you think you're doing?
Ann: Ha ha ha ha. Oh, hi, Alan.
Alan: Uh... oh, Serena.
Ann: Alan, this is Darien, and we're going to the virtual reality theater. Isn't that cool?
Darien: No, I didn't say... huh?
Serena: Well then, take a hike, Ann, because Darien's gonna take me. Ha ha ha ha ha...
Ann: Oh, Serena...
Alan: Ann, let's not forget why we're here. We've got serious work to do right now.
Ann: Alan, this is the perfect cover for your plan.
Alan: Get real. I know what you're up to.
Ann: Well, shall we get to it, Darien? Alan, you coming or not?
Alan: Well, while Ann spends time with Darien, I'll spend mine with Serena.
Luna: Serena, what are you doing? Oh no.
Amy: Luna!
Luna: Huh? Ah, the sensible girls.
Serena's Dad: AAAH!
Sammy: Dad, come on! They're bad!
Serena's Dad: Incredible! It's so real, Sammy!
Ann: Oh Darien, I'm so scared.
Serena: Gimme a break. They're all bogus monsters.
Ann: So why're you holding onto him so hard?
Serena's Dad: Serena?
Serena: Oh... Dad? Sammy?! You're way too young to be in here.
Sammy: Hmph.
Serena: Oh, help!
Darien: Huh?
Ann: What's all this, Alan?
Alan: I, uh... just caught her.
Serena: Ha ha. Yes, I just dropped in for a visit.
Lita: How much longer do we have to wait?
Mina: Come on, Lita. This is the hottest ticket in town.
Amy: Yes, well, I'm getting hot just waiting in this sun.
Sammy: A handsome young hero, fighting for justice. Super Sammy! I shall punish you, in the name of the Moon!
Sammy: Smooth move, Dad.
Serena's Dad: Thanks, Sammy. *thinking* I hope Serena's okay.
Ann: Ha HA! Am I hot or am I hot?! La la la-la la. Let's see what new horror I can save you guys from.
Serena: Just my luck. Why did Dad and Sammy have to be here? Oh...
Ann: Lighten up, Alan. All work and no play makes Alan a dull boy.
Serena: Oh wow! These guys are majorly hot.
Ann: He's way better than I thought he'd be.
Serena: Ok. Watch out. Here I come. Oh, I missed.
Ann: Most impressive, Serena.
Serena: Yeah, well, who wants to play silly war games anyway?
Ann: My, I didn't realize you were such a chicken, Serena. You gave up even before you've even begun. Real gutsy lady.
Serena: What did you say?!
Ann: Thanks, Darien. I could stay on your arms forever.
Darien: Sorry, but that's not happening.
Ann: Huh?
Darien: You know, some guys go for pushy girls, but it sure isn't my style.
Serena: Hah! Woah! That's telling her, Darien! AAAH!
Darien: Meatball Head, don't go in there alone. You probably get lost in your own closet.
Ann: Oh, I get it. I can play that game, too. Great.
Alan: Hmm?
Ann: Oh Alan, I feel so drained. I didn't realize I had so little strength.
Alan: So, you're finally ready to get to work, Ann.
Ann: Sure am, Alan. Let's get to it.
Raye: Two hour wait? Better be worth it.
Alien Alan: Pick a Cardian, Ann. Let's deal these humans a new hand. I command you, Cardian Nacrid, to come forward!
Nacrid: Ha ha. You called? Ha ha ha ha!
Sammy: We've been here before. We're going around in circles.
Serena's Dad: And I think we lost Serena back there somewhere.
Sammy: What's that yelling?
Nacrid: Your energy is mine, human.
Alien Ann: A perfect plan.
Sammy: Wow, this is the best game yet.
Serena's Dad: I couldn't agree more.
Nacrid: Ha ha. New prey. You're mine! Ah HA!
Serena: Ooh... you, get 'em, get 'em get 'em, get 'em, get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
Darien: Works better if you use the laser gun.
Serena: Wow, you're so good at this.
Darien: Time to go, Meatball Head! We've just got one more room to go.
Serena: This feels just like old times, Darien.
Darien: Keep moving!
Serena: *thinking* Huh? Oh, Heaven. I'm in Virtual Heaven.
Sammy: Serena! Serena!
Serena: Huh? Sammy, why can't you be a virtual brother like these monsters?!
Sammy: It's Dad! He's in big trouble!
Serena: Oh, what do you mean?
Sammy: One of the monsters is real! You can't blitz it with laser guns, and it's got Dad!
Serena: What?!
Darien: I'll check it out. You stay here. I'll go help your dad.
Serena: Darien, wait!
Sammy: Come on. I'll take you to where my Dad is.
Darien: Okay.
Serena: Sammy...
Sammy: Stay here. It's too dangerous. It's kind of a guy thing.
Serena: A GUY thing? It sounds to me like it might be a SCOUTS thing. Ooh, how dare they leave me behind! I've got to save Dad.
Attendant: This way please. Two at a time.
Raye: Just three more to go.
Serena's Dad: AAAH! THIS ISN'T WORKING!
Alien Alan: Relax, pops. We just want your energy, not your life.
Serena's Dad: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO VANISH!
Sammy: Dad!
Darien: Back off, hose head!
Nacrid: No one calls me that!
Serena's Dad: SAMMY! RUN FOR IT!
Nacrid: You! You're mine!
Serena's Dad: Sammy, do as I say! It's time someone called in the exterminators! You overgrown insect, COME TO DADDY! Take this! Uh oh.
Sammy: Dad, no!
Nacrid: I will suck you dry. All of you!
Serena: MOON PRISM POWER!
Alien Ann: Don't be too rough! I like this guy.
Nacrid: Fine.
Darien: Let's do it.
Alien Ann: You don't wanna mess with her.
Darien: Sure I do.
Sailor Moon: Think I'll crash this party.
Alien Alan: Sailor Moon, it's you again.
Sailor Moon: It's time to take out the garbage around here. We seem to be developing a problem with bugs. I stand for love and justice, and you're about to bug off. On behalf of the Moon, I'll punish you!
Alien Ann: You've met your match, Sailor Moon! Nacrid's tentacles'll finish you off!
Sailor Moon: MOON TIARA MAGIC! Oh! My tiara! It's lost all it's power!
Alien Ann: Too bad about your tiara! Time to sing your swan song, Sailor Moon!
Nacrid: Get ready.
Sailor Moon: My tiara! How can this be?
Darien: I don't know who you are, but you better think of something super fast.
Sailor Moon: I don't know what to do.
Nacrid: You're past tense!
Moonlight Knight: Even the smallest flower can strike a deadly blow, for in beauty and love, there is great strength.
Alien Alan: So who are you?
Moonlight Knight: Like a hot, dry wind blowing off the desert, I am the Moonlight Knight.
Sailor Moon: This guy's a major dream machine. The Knight's... Darien, but he's not...
Darien: Who's this nutball? Shiek of Baghdad?
Sailor Moon: Oh... How can Darien and the Knight be here at the same time?
Moonlight Knight: I admire your courage, but humans alone can't stand up to the power of the Negaverse. Stand back and let me assist you. I'm not looking for a fight, but since you've started it... I'll finish it.
Nacrid: AH! Very impressive! Back to the desert, shiek!
Sailor Moon: Somebody help him!�
Moonlight Knight: Let me go!
Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
Sailor Moon: Huh?
Sailor Jupiter: In case you didn't know, we're the dream team!
Sailor Moon: Guys, I'm so glad you're here. You won't believe what happened. My tiara won't work anymore!
Sailor Mercury: Sailor Moon, are you sure?
Luna: Your tiara broken? That's impossible!
Sailor Venus: Here, Sailor Moon. It still might work.
Sailor Moon: Yeah? Venus, thank you.
Sailor Venus: Let's show these Negatrash what the Sailor Scouts are all about! VENUS CRESCENT BEAM...
Sailor Jupiter: JUPITER THUNDER...
Sailor Venus: ...SMASH!
Sailor Jupiter: ...CRUSH!
Nacrid: AAAH! I'm one dead bug�
Alien Alan: So you won this round, Sailor Scouts. We'll be back. Don't worry.
Moonlight Knight: Sailor Scouts�
Sailor Scouts: What?
Moonlight Knight: Your friendship is your greatest strength. If you all stick together, you'll be completely unstoppable. Bye now.
Sailor Venus: The Moonlight Knight. What a hunkster.
Darien: Uh, someone mind explaining what's going on here? Who are you all? And what was that thing? Huh? Hmm? Where'd they go?
Sammy: OOOOW! That hurts, Mom!
Serena's Mum: Keep still. I can't take care of you if you keep moving around.
Serena's Dad: Who'd ever think we'd get hurt in a VR game.
Serena: Who'd ever think Darien and the Moonlight Knight weren't the same person? Huh, Luna? Tell me. What's there left to believe in?
Luna: It'll all work out. You've got to believe in that. You've got to.

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