Sailor Moon Episode Fourty-Two

Sailor Moon Episode Fourty-Two So You Want to be in the Pictures

Serena: Hey, there's Darien. Hey! Miss me, big guy?
Darien: Woah! You scared me!
Serena: Oh come on, Darien. You don't have to be like that around me.
Darien: Oh, how come you know my name, but I don't know yours?
Serena: Oh okay, if you want to be that way. My name is Serena, and you and I were meant to be together.
Darien: He he. This girl is a total wacko.
Serena: Huh? Darien. You really don't remember me, do you? *thinking* I guess... I-I've got my memories back, but he doesn't. That means he doesn't remember anything about us.
Ann: Oh hey, it's that hunkmeister I saw the other day. Ah! Serena, hang on to that guy for me, will ya?!
Serena: Oh hi, Ann.
Darien: Woah. Another wacky girl. What's going on? No offense, but I've got to get to work now.
Ann: WHY'D YOU LET HIM GO?! I NEARLY GOT KILLED TRYING TO GET OVER HERE! OH!
Serena: Will you let go of my wrist right now?!
Ann: So, his name's Darien. Thank you, Serena. Hey Darien, my name's Ann.
Serena: Hey Ann, what are you up to? Darien is mine!
Ann: Oh, so Darien's YOUR boyfriend.
Serena: Well... not exactly.
Ann: THEN, he's not yours at all, is he? He's up for grabs. I'll make him mine forever by piercing his heart with my love arrow. He won't be able to resist me.
Serena: As if!
Luna: This new threat really creeps me out. I think it's too much for Sailor Moon to handle alone.
Artemis: Yeah, but the other Sailor Scouts are living peaceful, normal lives. Do we really have to drag them into this, Luna?
Luna: Well...
Serena: Major drag. Darien doesn't remember a thing about me. It's like we never existed.
Luna: Don't worry, Serena. He'll probably be getting his memories back really soon, and so will the Sailor Scouts.
Serena: What? Why?! You don't trust me? I can protect the earth all by myself. Don't you believe me? Look look. Big Serena, little Earth. Relax, guys. I got it covered.
Artemis: Well... You know, you're right, Serena. You really whipped Queen Beryl into shape, so we should have total confidence in you, right?
Serena: That's right. Leave everything in my capable hands. The world won't have a thing to worry about.
Luna: Still feel totally confident, Artemis?
Artemis: Did I say that?
Alien Alan: Something's happening with the Doom Tree. The leaves are withering. I don't like this. We're feeding the thing enough energy.
Ann: Yoo hoo. Hi, Alan. You won't believe the day I've had. Hey, how about some energy, huh?
Alien Alan: Ann, look for yourself. The Doom Tree. It's in trouble.
Alien Ann: Don't be so negative, Alan.
Alien Alan: I'm not. It's obviously not doing so well. We need to find new human energy for it.
Alien Ann: That's easily rectified.
Alien Alan: Okay, Ann. Let's hunt us up some humans. Pick a Cardian, any Cardian.
Alien Ann: Oh, okay.
Alien Alan: Ah, Cardian Minotaur. Come forth! We require your services.
Casting Director: Now, I'll show you possibilities for the role of Perry Ladsmith's sister. Not her, but... this girl.
Producer #1: Hmm. She might do. I think not quite right.
Producer #2: She's close. Hair may be too short.
Producer #1: Why don't we just hold a general audition and pick one?
Producer #2: Fine. Schedule it for tomorrow.
Casting Director: Yes, sir.
Alien Ann: *telepathic* Whaddya think o' THOSE girls?
Alien Alan: *telepathic* Good possibilities... for stealing energy from, that is.
Casting Director: Hey! Who are you?! This room is for staff only! You're not allowed to be in here!
Alien Ann: Oh, we weren't aware of that. We're so sorry.
Alien Alan: Ha ha ha ha. And so the feast begins, my dear, but don't ruin your appetite on these old geezers when we've still got the main course: all those vibrant teenagers.
Alien Ann: Let's just skip the appetizers and move right on to the main course.
Serena: AH! WHAT?! YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A MOVIE?!
Molly: Shh! Keep it down, Serena.
Serena: Oh...
Molly: I don't know for sure yet. The casting director just called and asked if I could come down for an audition this afternoon.
Serena: Hmm. Uh, how great.
Molly: Hey, Serena?
Serena: Yeah, Moll?
Molly: I'd feel a whole lot more comfortable if you'd come with me today.
Serena: Oh, I think there's a chance I could fit it in.
Molly: Oh, can you? Oh, you're such a good friend, Serena.
Serena: *thinking* And while I'm there, maybe I can swing MYSELF an audition. Naturally, I'll be chosen and become the hottest new megastar.
Lita: Wow, Metro Studios! This is exciting!
Amy: Hi, Lita.
Lita: Hey, the school genius got an audition, too. I didn't know you were interested in this kind of thing, Amy.
Amy: Well, I'm not really, but the casting director talked me into it. I think I might forget about it, though.
Lita: Huh? Oh well. Might as well give it a try.
Mina: Uh, excuse me. Uh, are you two here for the audition?
Lita: Yes, we are.
Raye: Then why don't we all go in together? Movie studios are supposed to be mazes, and I wouldn't wanna get lost. Oh, sorry. I should introduce myself. My name is Raye.
Lita: Oh, hi. My name is Lita.
Amy: And my name is Amy.
Mina: And hey, my name is Mina, and it sure is nice to meet all you guys.
Raye, Lita, & Amy: Nice to meet you.
Raye: Huh? I have this weird feeling that I've met you before.
Amy: I... don't think... so.
Mina: Strange. I feel like you... guys are... familiar, too.
Lita: It's way weird, but I got this daja vu flash, too.
Serena: Are you sure you can't let me in?
Guard: No, miss. Only those being auditioned are allowed.
Serena: But... please, can't you make a teeny-weeny-weeny-weeny little exception?
Guard: Absolutely not. Now please, wait outside.
Molly: Sorry, Serena.
Serena: It's the Scouts.
Guard: Hi, girls. If you were called for the audition, you can wait in this room here.
Serena: Raye... Mina... Lita... Amy... Oh... I sure miss 'em.
Director: Sorry to keep you... waiting, but let's go ahead and get started right now.
Amy: Um, excuse me, sir. I think I'd like to drop out of the audition today.
Mina: I didn't know this was a sci-fi flick.
Molly: What a cool set.
Alien Alan: It's what my planet now looks like. You're in for more surprises.
Amy: Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in auditioning for a science fiction film. I think I'll just leave now, but thank you anyway.
Alien Alan: You have to stay.
Alien Ann: Minotaur, come forth!
Minotaur: Minotaur! AAH!
Mina: Awesome special effects.
Lita: Yeah. If I didn't know better, I'd think... that was real.
Amy: I think it IS real! AAAH!
Alien Alan: Go to work, Minotaur. Steal their energy, all of it, right now!
Amy: Run! This way!
Alien Ann: Alan... there's no need to scare them silly. Let's just steal their energy.
Alien Alan: Oh, get serious, Ann. This is the fun part, okay? It's like music to my ears.
Alien Ann: Yeah, if you're tone deaf. I'm outta here. I'll find a quick hit of energy on my own. Hmph.
Serena: Oh no.
Luna: We're just walking around in circles.
Serena: Uh... oh, stop complaining. It's hard to find the way out of here. It's like we're in a maze... or something.
Luna: Oh, just admit it. You're totally lost.
Serena: Oh...
Ann: Oh hey, Serena. So, wh-what are you doing here, I wonder?
Serena: Oh ha ha. Forget about ME. What about YOU?
Ann: That's really none of your lousy business!
Serena: Hah! None of yours, either!
Darien: Oh, sorry, girls. I'm in a major hurry.
Serena: That sounded like...
Ann: Darien?
Serena: Oh, of course! I knew it was Darien.
Ann: So, I guess this place must be where he works, then.
Serena: I'm gonna follow him.
Ann: Not without me, you're not.
Serena: Darien?
Luna: D'oh. That girl. She's so easily distracted. What's this strange power I'm feeling?
Mina: Hurry!
Amy: We've got to find a way out of this place!
Lita: But how? Where's the exit?
Molly: I... can't run anymore.
Raye: I feel this strong urge to do something other than run around in circles.
Lita: We've got no choice but to fight!
Raye: Maybe an evil charm will work on this creep. It's worth a try. I banish you monster, NOW!
Luna: They're really something. They fight against evil even when they're not warriors.
Ann: How could I lose Darien? It's 'cause of lack of energy. I've gotta do something FAST; find some energy... before I totally fade.
Ann: Don't worry. You'll be okay. Just have a little snooze, and you'll be fine.
Raye: Man, what kind of a creature is this?
Minotaur: No one beats a minotaur!
Raye: Watch out!
Molly: Someone help me! AAAAAH!
Alien Alan: What's going on?
Serena: Oh, don't tell me I'm lost again. Hello. I-I wonder. Are the auditions finished yet? Uh...
Lita: Come on! What are you guys waiting for? This is our only chance to get away.
Amy: You're right.
Alien Alan: Oh, where can that Ann be anyway? All right, Minotaur. It's up to you now.
Luna: Oh boy. This thing is strong. What can I do? There's no other choice. I've got to turn them back into Sailor Scouts.
Serena: What a weird movie set.
Luna: Serena!
Serena: Hmm? Luna? Luna, what?!
Luna: It's about time. Transform yourself now!
Serena: Wha... hey, tell me what's going on in here first.
Luna: There's no time. Quick!
Serena: Okay. MOON PRISM POWER!
Lita: Dead end.
Sailor Moon: Hey, bull-face! Yeah, you with the horns! I really don't know what you're up to, pal, but I'm here to stop you. Understand?
Luna: Smooth opening line, Serena.
Sailor Moon: I stand for love and justice, and live to dump trash like you! On behalf of the Moon, I'll punish you!
Minotaur: Not likely.
Lita: Poor girl.
Mina: This seems so familiar to me, but I don't know why.
Sailor Moon: Relax, bonehead. I'll make you normal again. The Moon Crescent Wand! I lost it!
Raye: This is nuts! Why are we standing here?! We've gotta help her beat this thing! Huh? What am I talking about?
Luna: Raye... It's coming back to them as they watch Sailor Moon fight. Oh, she's getting fried!
Sailor Moon: AAAAAH! I'm losing energy...
Minotaur: You're mine! End o' the line, Moon girl!
Luna: Quick! You girls have to help Sailor Moon!
Mina: That cat talked!
Amy: What did you say?
Luna: Oh, I hope you won't regret this, but you girls have just got to help Sailor Moon.
Amy: How can we?
Luna: The Luna Mind Meld, of course.
Raye: Queen Beryl and the Negaverse! We fought her alongside Sailor Moon.
Lita: No, Princess Serena. I remember. We're all warriors sworn to protect her.
Amy: Right. So let's get to it, huh? MERCURY POWER TRANSFORM!
Raye: MARS POWER TRANSFORM!
Lita: JUPITER POWER TRANSFORM!
Mina: VENUS POWER TRANSFORM!
All Four: SCOUT POWER!
Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
Sailor Jupiter: JUPITER THUNDER CRUSH!
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE...
Sailor Venus: VENUS CRESCENT BEAM...
Sailor Mars: IGNITE!
Sailor Venus: SMASH!
Minotaur: Help me...
Alien Alan: Sailors, savor your victory.
Alien Ann: It won't last. See ya.
Sailor Moon: Hi, guys.
Sailor Mars: Hey, bet you're glad we're back to save your butt. Huh, Sailor Moon?
Sailor Jupiter: It's good to be back.
Mina: Guess what, Amy? I heard they cancelled that movie because the director and the producers are in the hospital for exhaustion.
Amy: It was that Minotaur. It's no big deal for me 'cause I've got to get down to my studies.
Raye: That meatball-head Serena, braying like a donkey. We always have to bail her out of some mess.
Luna: Oh, it sounds like old times, doesn't it? I hope you girls don't mind I gave you back your memories.
Lita: Hey, I'll take being a Sailor Scout any day. Forget that boring, peaceful life. Fighting the Negaverse! That's the ticket! Huh, Scouts?
Serena: Oh ho. Oh, I'm so glad you guys are back.
Luna: 'Til she and Raye have their first fight.
Serena: Now, if I can just get Darien to remember me. Oh! Oh! I will. I will, I will, I will!

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