Sailor Moon Episode Fourty-One
The Return of Sailor Moon
- Narrator: A thousand years ago, our Moon was home to a great civilization ruled by Queen Serenity. Everthing was peaceful until the arrival of the evil Queen Beryl.
- Queen Beryl: Ha ha ha! First, the Moon shall be mine. Then, the Universe!
- Narrator: To conquer the Moon, Queen Beryl unleashed the awesome power of the Negaforce. Although her world was destroyed, Queen Serenity's last hope was the power of the Imperium Silver Crystal and the Crescent Moon Wand.
- Queen Serenity: Only this crystal and wand can combat the power of the Negaforce. Never let our enemies get them, or the Universe is doomed, but most of all, protect our dear Princess Serena. Understand?
- Luna & Artemis: Yes.
- Narrator: Frozen in Moon Beam Crystals, the queen sent the princess and the children of the Moon to the future, on Earth, but their peace was not to last. Evil Queen Beryl followed them, and in a fantastic battle, Sailor Moon banished Beryl. But all Sailor Moon's memories of that heroic fight were lost, and now she's just a normal teenager, but not for long. The Negaforce is already sending an evil new enemy to Earth. And so, our story begins...
- Serena: AAAAAH! Late again! Why can't school start on a reasonable hour, say in the... AAAAAH!
- Sammy: Hey, Serena! You klutzoid, you forgot your bookbag!
- Serena: Waah! That hurt.
- Sammy: You're such a vacant dweeb, Serena!
- Serena: Gimme that!
- Sammy: Gee. Hey, you're welcome. Pumpmeister.
- Serena: Who thought up the idea of little brothers anyway?! Now I'm in for detention for sure!
- Luna: That's the same girl who defeated Queen Beryl and the Negaverse. Hard to believe, isn't it, Artemis?
- Artemis: Yeah, she can be a normal kid now that the Negaverse is behind us.
- Luna: Let's hope so.
- Serena: Sure, I can eat fiber, but some of these, no problem. What's going on? Is it morning? YIKES! IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE! AAAAAH!
- (something hits the ground leaving a major hole - then an alien green blob floats up and away.)
- (alien green blob moves on in to an apartment)
- Artemis: You think it was a meteor?
- Luna: No. I've got a bad feeling about this, Artemis.
- Artemis: Huh?
- Amy: Hi, Serena.
- Serena: Huh? Hi, Amy. Big hole.
- Amy: Big, all right.
- Serena: Hey, why's a megagenius like you out rubbernecking? AH! Hey, quit your shoving, will ya?!
- Lita: Hey, sorry. The crowd was pushing me from behind.
- Serena: You're the new transfer student who always gets into fights.
- Lita: Don't you ever mention that again.
- Serena: Uh, yeah, right. *thinking* Huh? What a weird feeling, like I used to know her before, but I can't remember where from. Weird. *talking* Huh? What's this? Candy shop going out of business sale?! What an incredible oppurtunity!
- Darien: Yeah, sure is, to turn into a humongous chocolate blimp.
- Serena: Oh no. It's that annoying creep.
- Darien: How's the empty meatball head?
- Serena: Grr. Hey, the name's Serena. You got a memory block, you great big zero?
- Darien: Guess you don't mind having a meatball body to go along with that meatball head o' yours, huh?
- Serena: It's not your business.
- Darien: I guess you're right. So go pig.
- Serena: AS IF!
- Alien Alan: He he he. Queen Beryl was right about Earth.
- Alien Ann: Hm, yes, it was worth coming all this way.
- Alien Alan: There's plenty of energy for us to live off of.
- Alien Ann: Oh Alan, finally we'll get energy to survive. We're safe, my love.
- Alien Alan: Not yet. Remember the Doom Tree? Let's hope it responds to the energy we're trying to collect for it here. If it doesn't, we'll have to move on, but let's think positively, okay? We'll disguise ourselves as a brother and sister and enroll in the local high school. No one will suspect what we're up to.
- Miss Haruna: Boys and girls, I'd like you to welcome two new students who have just transferred to our school: Alan and Ann Granger. They are brother and sister. Alan is in grade ten, and Ann is in grade nine. I hope you'll all make them feel welcome.
- Students: Yes, Miss Haruna.
- Serena: What a hunky guy.
- Molly: Yeah, he's really dreamy.
- Melvin: Dreamy, shmeamy, but they look pretty smart. Maybe they'll join the Dissection Club.
- Serena & Molly: Dissect yourself, Melvin.
- Melvin: Huh?
- Molly: Don't you just love his hair?
- Serena: Just his hair? I love the whole package.
- Melvin: So you lived in France. Did you belong to a computer club and join the Internet?
- Ann: No.
- Serena: See, Melvin? She's not interested.
- Molly: Hey, say something in French.
- Serena: Yeah, yeah. It's such a romantic language.
- Ann: Zabu zuyafa gleeu.
- Serena & Molly: Huh?
- Molly: What? That's some weird French. What lovely music.
- Serena: Yeah, it's beautiful. Romantic.
- Molly: I love the flute.
- Ann: *thinking* Alan, that's the tune you play ONLY for me.
- Serena: Ah...
- Serena & Molly: Cool.
- Melvin: I can play the flute, too, you know? OW!
- Molly: Get a life, Melvin! Huh?
- Alan: She's so lovely. I've never felt anything like this before in my entire life. Who are you?
- Molly: Uh, are you talking to me?
- Melvin: Molly's mine, hairball!
- Molly: SCRAM, MELVIN!
- Alan: Allow me to introduce myself, my beloved. My name is Alan.
- Molly & Melvin: Huh?
- Serena: OH!
- Alan: Your beauty radiates from you like the scent from a rose. Please say I can play for you.
- Serena: Play anything you like, hunkmeister.
- Alan: Huh?
- Ann: *telepathic* Alan...
- Alan: *telepathic* Oh, Ann...
- Serena: Something the matter?
- Molly & Melvin: Hey!
- Serena: What?
- Ann: Who are you playing for, Alan?
- Alan: Well...
- Serena: Oh?
- Alan: No one.
- Alan: I don't believe you! You've gotta learn to control your jealousy, Ann. You could've ruined everything.
- Ann: YOU'RE the one who's out of control.
- Alan: I know how you feel, Ann, but we're supposed to be brother and sister. We can't afford to forget that.
- Ann: You really like silly humans? I'd never stoop so low. *thinking* What a babe. I've never seen anything that handsome in all the Universe.
- Alan: You've got to believe me, Ann. I'm not interested at all in these weak human females. It's only you... Ann?
- Ann: *thinking* He's perfect. Completely perfect.
- Darien: Oops.
- Ann: Energy. I need energy.
- Alan: Oh no. Ann...
- Ann: I need to get back to the... Doom... Tree.
- Molly: It's the buzz all over school, Serena. The guy's gone on you.
- Serena: I can't believe this is happening! I can't help it if I'm beautiful. Anyway, there's one thing for sure: Alan's a person of very romantic...
- Luna: *thinking* Well, here we go again. Can't Serena think about anything besides boys and food? And I've got a bad feeling about this one in particular. Oh, but why?
- Alien Alan: I wanna see Serena again, but I don't wanna hurt Ann. It's confusing. Oh, that's what Ann needed: energy from the Doom Tree to revitalize her.
- Alien Ann: I feel great.
- Alien Alan: Ann, uh...
- Alien Ann: Alan, the tree's withering! What's happening? Oh no!
- Alien Alan: I don't know. I guess we're not giving it the right life energy to feed on.
- Alien Ann: It can't die, Alan. If it dies, WE die!
- Alien Alan: Don't worry, Ann. I'll take care of you. We have a whole planet full of life energy here. Look. Minerals and plant life, and animals of all kinds, and...
- Alien Ann: Stupid humans. Look how they waste it on dancing and romancing. Hah!
- Alien Alan: We'll find the right kind of energy to keep the Doom Tree alive. On this vast planet, we'll find it. Now, you choose the Cardian we can send to collect the energy we need. Your choice will preserve our future.
- Alien Ann: 'Kay.
- Alien Alan: A flower, but flowers can be poisonous, even deadly.
- Alien Ann: What the Doom Tree needs is the life energy of humans. They have the strongest energy of all living things on this planet, especially the young girls.
- Alien Alan: The girls? Why them? Why not the boys?
- Alien Ann: Alan...!
- Alien Alan: Calm down, Ann. You'll get your way as usual.
- Alien Ann: Ha ha. Oh Alan, you spoil me.
- Alien Alan: Cardian, I command you, send forth our servant Vampeel!
- Vampeel: Vampeel at your command.
- Luna: Huh?
- Vampeel: Your energy is mine. Vampeel!
- Luna & Artemis: Oh no.
- Artemis: I don't like this.
- Luna: Her energy's been sucked dry. Hate to say this, but it feels like the Negaverse.
- Artemis: Got no choice. We must revive the Sailor Scouts.
- Luna: Do we have to, Artemis? They seem so happy being normal girls.
- Artemis: I don't know, Luna. Maybe we can stop this thing ourselves.
- Luna & Artemis: Huh?
- Molly: Serena, hold on.
- Serena: What's going on?
- Vampeel: Vampeel.
- Molly: WHAT?!
- Serena: What's happening, Molly?
- Vampeel: Hah! Your energy's mine. Vampeel!
- Molly: Oh, please, no!
- Serena: Molly, stop fooling around! What's happening?! Molly?
- Vampeel: Vampeel.
- Molly: Feel so... weak...
- Artemis: Is that a plant?
- Luna: It's some kind of weird plant. More like a noxious weed sucking the life out of Molly.
- Artemis: This weed's getting eradicated!
- Vampeel: Vampeel!
- Luna: Artemis... You're compost, pal!
- Vampeel: Vampeel!
- Luna: This is no good.
- Vampeel: Vampeel.
- Artemis: Yeah, bad weeds ARE always hard to get rid of.
- Luna: But Artemis, this one's way too strong.
- Serena: Molly, you all right?
- Vampeel: Vampeel.
- Mrs. Baker: What's wrong?
- Serena: We were yakking. Something happened.
- Luna: Serena!
- Serena: Molly? A monster! What is it?! It's a nightmare, right? It isn't happening.
- Luna: Run, Serena! Run for your life, Serena!
- Serena: Now my cat is talking. Reality check. Talking cat. Yucky flower monster. It's gotta be that third piece of rhubarb pie! This is a dream! I can take control of it!
- Luna: Uh oh.
- Serena: Hey you, Miss Flower Power, keep your icky petals to yourself because if you don't, I will punish you. 'Punish you?' Hey, why does that sound so familiar?
- Luna: Serena!
- Vampeel: Vampeel! Your energy's mine.
- Luna: Hey!
- Serena: I'm feelin so weak. What's that ugly house plant doing to me? This has gotta be more than the rhubarb.
- Luna: Serena...
- Artemis: Come on, weed-breath!
- Vampeel: Vampeel!
- Luna: No, Artemis!
- Serena: This dream's the pits.
- Luna: Artemis...
- Serena: I want... I want outtie.
- Luna: I've got to do something. That monster won't stop until it's drained all the energy from everybody on earth. There's only one way left. I must revive Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon, wake up! There no other choice. The Luna Mind Meld.
- Luna: Okay, here it comes. The Luna Mind Meld.
- Serena: Who am I, anyway? No. No, Luna. No more fighting, please. I just want... I just want to be a normal teenager, just an ordinary girl.
- Luna: Serena? Serena?
- Serena: Luna. Now we can have all our conversations again.
- Luna: Serena. So your memory has come back. The Negaverse has returned. Transform! Become Sailor Moon!
- Serena: MOON PRISM POWER!
- Vampeel: Vampeel. You're plant fertilizer now, cat. Vampeel!
- Artemis: No!
- Vampeel: Vampeel.
- Artemis: No! Let... me go. Stop it.
- Vampeel: Vampeel.
- Artemis: So weak. Can't fight it...
- Sailor Moon: The fun's over, weed-face! All I ever wanted was to be a normal teenager! Because of you, that's all over, and you're gonna pay for that, pal! You're going to the compost heap!
- Vampeel: Vampeel.
- Sailor Moon: In the name of the Moon, I will punish you! I'm Sailor Moon! I will triumph over evil! That's you, green-waste!
- Vampeel: Vampeel!
- Sailor Moon: Ooh, I hate this part.
- Vampeel: Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Luna: SAILOR MOON!
- Sailor Moon: I'm getting weak. I can't...
- Vampeel: Vampeel. Now we'll see who's going to the compost heap.
- Luna: I'm coming, Sailor Moon! I'm coming!
- Sailor Moon: Nice work, Luna. I'll take it from here. MOON TIARA MAGIC! You just got weed-whacked, courtesy of Sailor Moon! Huh?
- Molly: What happened?
- Sailor Moon: Feeling better, guys?
- Luna: Artemis?
- Sailor Moon: Ah, poor kitty.
- Alien Alan: Hey. Sailor Moon.
- Sailor Moon: Right, that's... What?
- Alien Alan: We never imagined there'd be somebody like you on our planet.
- Sailor Moon: YOUR planet?! Wait a second!
- Alien Alan: You heard me. It's our planet now, got it?
- Alien Ann: Get used to it, brat.
- Sailor Moon: You're the ones who sent that yucky poison ivy, aren't ya?
- Alien Ann: Ha ha ha. Just our way of getting acquainted.
- Alien Alan: See ya again, Sailor Moon. Ha ha ha.
- Luna: I'm glad you're back, Sailor Moon.
- Sailor Moon: Yeah, me too, I guess.
- Sailor Moon: No more shopping, pigging out, mall trowling, and dreaming about guys, huh, Luna?
- Luna: Never stopeed you before.
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