Sailor Moon Episode Thirty-Five
Ice Princess

Serena: So cool!
Mina: Oh, wow. They sure are. I can see why they won the gold medal in the Winter Olympics.
Serena: Oh, amazing.
Mina: I wish I could do that.
Luna: Serena, please.
Artemis: Hey Luna, you think since she likes skating so much, maybe it's a sign her old princess self is emerging?
Luna: Hmm, could be. Skating sure was popular back in the old days on the Moon.
Artemis: Yeah, and Princess Serena was one of the best.
Serena: What? Really? He ha ha. Hey, I'm not surprised. I'm just a grab-bag of the most amazing talents. Ha ha ha.
Malachite: Queen Beryl, I've learned ice skating was a popular sport during the Silver Millenium on the Moon.
Queen Beryl: Very interesting. And so you think you can lure Sailor Moon into a trap through skating. Is that it?
Malachite: That's the plan, Queen Beryl.
Prince Darien: Here we go again. Using humans to do your dirty work for ya, huh? Ha ha.
Malachite: What's your point?
Prince Darien: How about standing up and fighting your enemy face to face?
Malachite: Shouldn't matter how I do it, as long as I get it done. I would've had the Silver Crystal a long time ago if it weren't for Sailor Moon's good luck.
Prince Darien: I don't believe in luck.
Queen Beryl: Down, boys. Down. Malachite, you better get on with your figure skating plan. Let's hope it works.
Malachite: It will.
Misha: What's wrong with you, Janelle? Timing way off.
Janelle: Get a new partner, then.
Malachite: Janelle and Misha, you just got a new boss. As of now, you're working for the Negaverse.
Luna: Oh, so this is the new skating rink.
Serena: Wow. Pretty amazing, huh? Today's the grand opening, and they've got Misha and Janelle giving free skating lessons. OH! I don't know if I can stand waiting to see this!
Mina: Ditto!
Raye: Yeah, but I don't see why you dragged me here?
Amy: I should be studying for my Universal Statistical Analysis and Mathematical Theory exam.
Serena: Aw Amy, you'll ace it.
Mina: We've gotta have a group of five to get the free lessons. Come on, guys.
Lita: That's a weird rule.
Raye: Why five?
Serena: Forget that. Come on. Let's book it.
Amy: Wow, there's so many people.
Raye: Figure skating sure is popular.
Artemis: Watcha think, Luna? Like the old days, huh?
Luna: Yes. Uh, where's Serena?
Serena: Oh... um... wait for me. I'll be... right... there. AAAH! THESE SKATES MAKE ME CLUMSY!
Luna: Oh, she's on her butt again.
Artemis: So, that's not unusual.
Amy: Oh, poor Serena.
Raye: She's unbelievably embarassing.
Mina: Janelle! Misha!
Serena: Where? Where?!
Serena & Mina: AAAH! THERE THEY ARE!
Serena: Oh, I can't believe they're here!
Serena & Mina: Oh Misha...
Lita: What a hunk.
Janelle: Welcome to Skater's Palace, so it's time to slap on your skates and have a whole lot of fun.
Serena & Mina: They're wonderful!
Janelle: It takes years and years to be good skater, but the first step is to just get on the ice. Oh, you two seem to be full of energy. Come on out here.
Serena & Mina: You mean US?
Serena: Wait! I haven't gotten on my other skate.
Mina: What's up?
Raye: What's up with you?
Mina & Raye: Hurry up!
Raye: Serena, you're always late.
Serena: Hurry. Oh, stop it, Raye.
Raye: Okay, guys. Let's go.
Mina: Serena...
Lita: Serena...
Serena: Y-yes?
Lita: This isn't your first time skating. Is it, Serena?
Serena: Oh Lita, what makes you say that? Don't worry. Artemis said I was a champion back on the Moon. It'll come back.
Lita: Oh... okay. Let's go.
Amy: Look at Lita.
Raye: She's really good.
Serena: She's okay... I guess. Hey, I was good... in my old life... so I can be great. Now, here goes nothing. Heeelllp!
Amy: Serena...
Raye: We don't know her.
Serena: Oh, I don't get it. I should be good.
Artemis: Unbelievable.
Luna: Oh yes. A real gold medal performance.
Artemis: Remember, Luna. Princess Jupiter was a terrific skater, as good as Princess Serena.
Amy: She's amazing.
Lita: Where'd that come from?
Janelle: Very, very nice. Now, let's all get out here and skate.
Lita: Huh?
Mina: Serena...
Amy: Try again.
Serena: I was supposed to be so great. What happened?
Janelle: No. Not her. No. Ah. Mister... Malachite.
Malachite: So, you think you can figure out who Sailor Moon is by her movements and athletic ability.
Janelle: Of course. You know, I have some experience since being gold medalist.
Malachite: Hmm... Well yes, that's right, but you've never seen her in person before, so be careful.
Janelle: Yes. No... No... Sailor Moon is supposed to be the very best warrior, but a little clumsy. She can't be as bad as this oaf. Misha...
Misha: Beautiful skating. You want to skate with me?
Raye: Oh, I'd love to. I'm so flattered you asked. oh...
Lita: *thinking* He's so nice... and I love his hair. It's just like my old boyfriend Freddy's. No, it's a whole lot nicer than Freddy's 'cause Freddy dumped me. *speaking* Oh Misha.
Misha: *thinking* Hmm. This one has to be Sailor Moon. *speaking* Ready to skate?
Lita: I'm sorry. I'm too heavy, huh? Let's try something different.
Mina: She just lifted Misha over her head.
Amy: No one in the world's EVER done that, have they?
Misha: Incredible! Amazing.
Janelle: Misha, how could you do this to me?! I knew you were looking for new partner, but this amazon?
Janelle: Attention please. Your lesson is all over for today. Could you please leave rink immediately? Thanks for lovely afternoon.
Serena: Come on, guys.
Raye: Why so soon?
Lita: Well, I guess I have to go. Bye, Misha. Huh?
Misha: You can't leave. You're the best... truly the best partner ever.
Lita: Partner?
Artemis: Hey! Over here!
Luna: Where are Serena and Lita?
Mina: Misha asked Lita to stay. She's getting a special class just with him.
Raye: Oh, how lucky.
Amy: Huh? Hey, what happened to Serena? I thought she was right behind us.
Raye: Huh? Lightning Serena strikes again.
Mina: This is way weird!
Raye: What's going on?
Amy: Do you guys think that this could possibly be another Negaverse trap?
Serena: I'm not leaving here. Not 'til I get my skating lessons.
Janelle: That OAF! Who she think she is skating with MY Misha?! Misha! Traitor!
Serena: OW! That hurt. Huh? What's this? That's Lita! AAH! What's going OOOON?!
Misha: *thinking* Such a graceful, natural skater. She MUST be Sailor Moon. A pity we have to destroy her.
Lita: *thinking* He's so hunky.
Janelle: Misha! Misha! I guess we really ARE finished! Well, you're gonna be sorry you ever skated with me, pal. THIS IS GOODBYE!
Misha: Janelle...
Lita: You'd better get outta here.
Misha: Get out of the way! Janelle, don't be jealous. This girl was pretty good. I thought she might be Sailor Moon.
Lita: Huh?
Janelle: LIAR!
Misha: Look. You can see for herself. Her abilities are first-rate, but there's no way she could replace you. Come, Janelle. You're still my partner.
Lita: Misha, what are you talking about?
Janelle: You're lying! You'll pay for this! Your spotlight just went out!
Lita: Oh no!
Misha: Stop, Janelle!
Janelle: Here's my triple axel with a KICK!
Lita: Ow!
Misha: Janelle...
Janelle: Yes, Misha. Misha, my partner.
Misha: You still got that killer instinct.
Lita: Oh no! They're from the Negaverse!
Janelle & Misha: We've got every move down! We're the best around!
Janelle: Misha.
Misha: Janelle.
Janelle & Misha: We're going for the gold! A perfect ten! We're an invincible team, the likes you've never seen!
Lita: Oh no!
Janelle & Misha: Ha ha ha ha ha! Let the games begin, starting now! HAH!
Serena: Oh, Lita. Don't worry. MOON PRISM POWER!
Janelle: I'll finish her now.
Misha: As you like.
Sailor Moon: You degrade your talents by helping the Negaverse! I'm Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice, and if you don't know what I'm about, on behalf of the Moon, I'll show you! HAH!
Janelle: Sailor Moon?
Misha: So YOU'RE the one.
Janelle & Misha: Give us the Imperium Silver Crystal!
Sailor Moon: Get a life. AH! CHARGE!
Janelle & Misha: Thought she was supposed to be a good skater.
Sailor Moon: Why can't I skate?! I've turned into Sailor Moon!
Janelle & Misha: Sailor Moon, prepare yourself.
Misha: Ready?
Janelle: The Death Spiral. Ready. Missed.
Sailor Moon: Huh? Tuxedo Mask! You've rescued me again.
Tuxedo Mask: Not exactly. I just don't think it's fair they mix up Negaverse business with innocent humans...
Sailor Moon: What?
Tuxedo Mask: so I'm shutting this stupid sideshow down. Then, I'll be back for your Crystal.
Sailor Moon: Oh no. OH!
Misha: So, how about little competition, you two?
Janelle: We hear you were pretty good in your day.
Tuxedo Mask: And what makes you think you can beat us?
Sailor Moon: Oh no. We don't wanna do this.
Misha: Let's find out.
Janelle: Yeah. See if you've still got any edge.
Sailor Moon: Uh oh.
Janelle & Misha: DOUBLE SPIN MEGAKICK!
Tuxedo Mask: JUMP!
Sailor Moon: Huh, what?
Tuxedo Mask: Here goes.
Sailor Moon: OH! Look, Tuxedo! I can skate again! Easier said than done.
Janelle & Misha: Hah! Not for long!
Tuxedo Mask: Quick! Jump higher!
Sailor Moon: I'll be shishkabob if I don't. Oh! Here goes. All right! Oh, I sure nailed that one! This is way, way cool!
Tuxedo Mask: Very smooth move, Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon: Ha ha! Thanks!
Janelle & Misha: TRIPLE SPIN KICK! You're ancient history!
Janelle & Misha: Prepare to fight! Hah! Get up, losers!
Sailor Jupiter: JUPITER THUNDER CRUSH!
Sailor Moon: Sailor Jupiter!
Sailor Jupiter: Some gold medalists. It must have been fool's gold.
Misha: I'll get you.
Sailor Moon: Scouts, glad you're here.
Malachite: Nice to see you scouts again, one last time. And Prince Darien, if you'd only minded your own business, we'd have that crystal!
Sailor Mars: It's freezing!
Sailor Mercury: It's so cold!
Malachite: Ha ha ha ha. Two minute warning, then you're all getting iced, and then, I'll be coming back for the Silver Crystal. So long, Scouts. Prince Darien, can't say I'm gonna miss you.
Tuxedo Mask: Malachite!
Sailor Venus: I can't stand it anymore. Oh no.
Tuxedo Mask: Gotta stop it.
Sailor Mercury: It's stopped.
Sailor Mars: It's over.
Sailor Jupiter: Sailor Moon, that's your cue.
Sailor Moon: Huh? Oh, right. MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
Misha: Janelle.
Janelle: Misha.
Sailor Moon: Hey. Where's Tuxedo Mask? Where'd he go? Have you guys seen him?
Serena: Hey, Lita.
Mina: Are you okay?
Lita: Yeah, I'm fine. I guess it just wasn't meant to be, but hey. I'm cool. Uh... uh, I'll find myself another guy, and... What a hunk! He reminds me of Freddy. That hair. Those eyes. 'Tray cool, don't you think?
Serena: Not again.

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