Sailor Moon Episode Thirty-Four

Sailor Moon Episode Thirty-Four Ski Bunny Blues

Serena: Hey, you guys have gotta check this out. The Miss Moon Princess contest at the Pinecone Ski Resort. I gotta enter this for sure, don't you think?
Mina: You wanna enter some ski bunny contest?
Serena: I was hoping you'd wanna make a ski weekend out of it with me.
Raye: Let me see that. Hey! Winner gets two weeks free. Sounds like a blast.
Lita: I don't think Luna and Artemis will be very happy knowing we're going off to play.
Mina: Yeah. We're supposed to be fighting the Negaverse, right? Besides, we'll never get a room there at the last minute.
Serena: Couldn't we just see what happens when we get there? People always cancel.
Chad: You guys can stay at my place.
Raye: Oh, you have a place there?
Chad: Actually, it belongs to my parents, but I go up all the time.
Serena: Co-OOL! Oh, you're gonna come with us, right?
Chad: Yah. I always go up this time of year to practice my drumming, bang up some new songs...
Malachite: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This contest's an excellent idea. Those silly Scouts will be lured into it for sure.
Prince Darien: They're not idiots, Malachite.
Malachite: HUH?!
Prince Darien: It'd behoove you to quit underestimating their powers. Zoisite did, and look where it got her. Sailor Moon may seem like a clumsy crybaby, but when push comes to shove, she's tougher than any she-lion.
Malachite: I know this plan'll work!
Prince Darien: Right. If you ask me, Malachite, the only way you're gonna get that Crystal is to lure Sailor Moon here.
Malachite: And you're such an expert, Darien. You know the only reason I tolerate you is because of Queen Beryl's orders, so I suggest you learn to keep your mouth shut! Got it?! I know what I'm doing. I'm gonna get the Imperium Crystal if it's the last thing I do! I promise you, Zoisite. I'll do it for you.
Prince Darien: Hmph.
Serena: Wow! It's gorgeous!
Lita: This weekend's gonna be so fun.
Amy: You're sure Luna and Artemis weren't too mad, Mina?
Mina: Oh no. They said it would give them a chance to catch up on all their work.
Luna: So, Artemis, what do you think's the best way to beat Queen Beryl? Artemis? That cat. He's such a lazybones. 'Course, I could use a little catnap after all the training we've been putting in. Take a snooze. I'll think better.
Chad: Just make yourselves at home, okay? We've got the place to ourselves.
Raye: I thought you were just a slacker. I mean, I never knew you were loaded. So, why do you work at the temple if you've got all this, I mean?
Chad: What? Are you gonna kick me out now, Raye?
Raye: Not as long as you don't sing. Ha ha ha.
Lita: So, you guys ready? I really wanna hit those slopes.
Girls: Let's go!
Serena: I'm skiing! WO-HOAH! Look at me, you guys! I'm skiing!
Lita: Wasn't our instructor a hunkster?
Mina: Yeah, I'll say.
Amy: And very informative, too. I think I can face the Bunny slope alone.
Lita: Hey, there's Chad and Raye.
Mina: Woah, they're fast.
Amy: I hope I can ski like that someday.
Raye: Hey, you guys gotta go up there. The powder's totally wicked.
Lita: Uh unn. Powder's not my thing.
Mina: Yeah, I end up on my face instead of on my feet.
Amy: I'll just stick to the easy slopes, thanks.
Serena: Where's the Bunny hill?
Chad: You know, Serena, if you really, like, wanna be in the Miss Moon Princess contest, you gotta be able to do the toughest run: the Double Black Diamond. You can only qualify for the contest if you finish the run. That's how they narrow down the field every year.
Serena: Way up there?
Raye: You don't have to force yourself, Serena. I mean, it'd be cool to have all you guys rooting for me. See ya later.
Serena: WHA-AAT?! Oh, that brat. Who does she think she is?
Malachite: So, is everything ready?
Stormy Kincaid: Yes, Master.
Malachite: Excellent. Once you trap Sailor Moon, she'll have to reveal herself. I'm not leaving here without that Imperium Crystal in my hands. Understand?
Stormy Kincaid: I understand perfectly.
Serena: It's so high. Uh, you're sure we're supposed to ski down this way?
Chad: No way. You ski down the other side, where it's way steeper.
Serena: Oh...
Serena: They all look so professional. It's not fair.
Announcer: Hello, ladies. Nice to see all of you out there. Now, I hope you've all had a chance to look over the race course we designed for you. By popular demand, we've added a few more jumps and turns this year. And now, to remind you of all the rules, is last year's princess, Miss Stormy Kincaid.
Stormy Kincaid: First, I'd like to wish all of you good luck. Now remember, you must finish the entire course to qualify for the rest of the contest, but speed's important, too, so I hope you're ready to boogie down that hill. The first place gets fifty extra points added to her score. Skiers, are you ready? On your mark, get set, GO!
Serena: Waah! Nobody waited for me!
Chad: Serena, don't cry. Just do like your instructor said.
Serena: AAAAAAAAH! Somebody help me!
Chad: Serena, use your snowplow! Remember, it'll slow you down! Stormy, where are you going?
Stormy Kincaid: Time to narrow the field of competition a little.
Raye: Moguls? Where'd those come from? It's weird. Those weren't there before. Maybe that's what the guy meant by new jumps.
Serena: AAAH!
Raye: Huh? No way!
Serena: Raye, help! I can't stooop!
Raye: Too late now, Serena. You're the one who had to come up here.
Serena: AAAAAH! Somebody help me! I can't stop these things!
Stormy Kincaid: There are only two skiers left, so one's gotta be the keeper of the Imperium Silver Crystal.
Serena: Raye, you gotta help me! AAAAH!
Raye: Use your snowplow, like your instructor said!
Serena: Right. If I only listened to my instructor instead of admiring his blue eyes. AAH!
Raye: You've gotta get control! THERE'S AN AVALANCHE COMING!
Serena: Like as if I had any control!
Chad: That avalanche is right on Raye's trail! She and Serena could be in trouble.
Raye: Hurry!
Blizzard: Let's up the stakes a little.
Serena: Now what's that?! Oh, I'm gonna crash and burn!
Chad: RAYE, DON'T LOOK BACK! You just keep skiing! I'll block that snowball for ya! Stop where you are! STAY THERE!
Raye: Sounded like someone was yelling at me.
Blizzard: Got you now, Sailor brat. You won't escape from Blizzard's ice trap.
Serena: AAAAAH! I'M TOAST! HEEELLLLP!
Serena: Give it up, Raye. It's way too slippery. We're never gonna get out that way. Told ya so. You never listen.
Raye: I don't know about you, Miss Giver-Upper, but I'm not gonna stay and turn into a popsicle!
Serena: You're so stubborn. Just be patient. I'm sure someone'll find us.
Raye: YEAH, LIKE SOME NEGAVERSE CREEPAZOID AFTER YOUR CRYSTAL, OR HAVEN'T YOU FIGURED OUT THAT THEY'RE THE ONES BEHIND THIS?!
Serena: Hmm... Oh, I thought you might've chased me into this 'cause you thought I might win the race.
Raye: Like you could ever really make it to the finish line, Serena.
Serena: She's right. It's not fair. I bet I used to be good at everything when I was a princess. Hey, Tuxedo Mask! Hey, I thought you were gone.
Raye: It's not worth breaking my neck over. We'll wait.
Serena: Hope you don't mind me playing this, Raye, but it really cheers me up when I get bummed out.
Raye: Hm...
Serena: Oh, I'm such a total meatball head, Raye. I'm sorry. I didn't even think about your feelings. Oh, it must be the pits to be reminded of Darien right now.
Raye: Actually, it's nice to think about him, but I know it wasn't meant to be.
Serena: No way. He's your boyfriend.
Raye: Nah, it was just a silly crush. I-I mean, I always knew Darien wasn't interested in me, but I didn't care. It was still fun believing he was really my guy, you know? Wasn't like YOU and Darien. THAT'S solid.
Serena: Not anymore.
Raye: That's because he's been brainwashed and those Negadweebs are trying to turn him against us, but we'll get him back, just like we got that Crystal. I promise ya! But you know what I wish? I wish we could just go blasting into the Negaverse and dust 'em off!
Serena: Sailor ambush. Hey, wait a minute!
Raye: Get a grip, okay?
Serena: How come you didn't mention the Scouts sooner, so we could think to transform outta here?
Raye: Gimme a break! I'm supposed to think of everything now, is that it?! What am I?! Am I your servant now?!
Serena: Well, I am royalty.
Raye: A royal pain is what you are. MARS...
Chad: Raye?!
Serena: Huh?
Chad: Are you guys cool here? Got through as fast as I could.
Raye: Chad, how'd you get in here?
Chad: AVALANCHE SURFIN'! Come on. I dug a tunnel to the top of the cliff.
Stormy Kincaid: Hold it right there.
Raye: Stormy, you came for us!
Stormy Kincaid: Ha ha ha ha ha. Please call me Blizzard. Might as well get friendly before you go into the deep freeze.
Raye: I knew the Negaverse was behind this!
Serena: So this whole contest was totally bogus?
Blizzard: That's right, Sailor Moon. Hand over that crystal!
Raye: You talking to ME?!
Blizzard: Don't play dumb with me, ya little twit. I know you're the princess. It's written all over ya.
Raye: Well, I AM kind of a princess at heart. I mean, no point in being humble about it.
Chad: What are you talking about?! I thought you were just a karate champ.
Serena: I'm Sailor Moon.
Blizzard: Stop! I know who I'm after. You just wanna confuse me.
Chad: I'll protect you.
Serena: He's frozen solid!
Raye: Come on, Serena! Let's put this ice queen back on ice!
Serena: What if she turns us into icicles, too, Raye?
Raye: Show some guts, would ya?!
Serena: Ooh, prepare for meltdown! MOON PRISM POWER!
Raye: MARS POWER!
Blizzard: What's going on here? You're BOTH Sailor Scouts?
Sailor Moon: That's right! I am Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice and sworn enemy of the Negaverse! On behalf of the Moon...
Sailor Mars: and on behalf of Mars, we will right wrongs and triumph over all evil! We are Sailor Scouts...
Sailor Moon: and YOU, Negatrash, are in big trouble...
Sailor Mars: 'cause we're gonna chew you up and spit you out!
Blizzard: Well, I'm not impressed. Take that!
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
Blizzard: So long, Sailor.
Tuxedo Mask: Hold it, Blizzard!
Sailor Moon & Sailor Mars: Tuxedo Mask, you came back!
Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, nice to see you again.
Blizzard: What's going on?
Tuxedo Mask: You're not following your orders, Blizzard. Queen Beryl wants that Imperium Crystal, you slush-brain, and for that, we need Sailor Moon in one piece. I'll show you how it's done. No prob. I've got plenty.
Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask, don't! We're your friends!
Sailor Mars: Don't you remember? We used to fight the Negaverse together. You've always protected us. And Sailor Moon. She's the Moon Princess, the one you were searching for.
Sailor Moon: Think of all those long years. You must remember something.
Sailor Mars: Please, Tuxedo Mask. You can't betray us now.
Blizzard: Give me a break.
Sailor Moon & Sailor Mars: He saved us!
Blizzard: Whose side are you on, anyway?
Sailor Mars: Hurry! Now's our chance!
Sailor Moon: Right! MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon, I saved you this time... but that doesn't mean it'll happen again. We're enemies now. 'Til next time. I'll get that crystal.
Sailor Moon: I'll set you free again, Darien. I promise.
Sailor Mars: Chad... Chad, can you hear me? It's Raye. Wake up, Chad. Come on, guy.
Sailor Moon: Is he all right?
Sailor Mars: I think so.
Stormy Kincaid: Hey, what gives? How did I get here? What happened?
Serena: I hope Stormy brings help soon. I'm starving.
Raye: Hey, he's coming to. Ha ha ha.
Serena: All right, Chad. It's about time you woke up.
Chad: Raye. Serena. Are you guys all right?
Raye: Yeah, we had a bit of trouble with some wacko ski bunny, but you scared her away.
Chad: I did? How come I don't remember that? I think I would remember that.
Serena: Trust me, Chad. You were wicked, just like in all those karate movies. Really. Grandpa will be so proud. Won't he, Raye?
Raye: Of course.
Chad: Woah, never thought I'd be a hero!
Lita: Finally. So there you are.
Serena & Raye: Hmm?
Lita: I thought you guys were supposed to be hurt.
Mina: Don't mind her. She just found out our ski instructor's married.
Amy: Yes, well, I didn't see you taking it so calmly either, Mina.
Mina: Hmm...
Raye: Whaddya guys say we get some dinner, then come back for a little night skiing?
Serena: WHAT?! Haven't we skied enough? Oh... Come on, Raye. Let's stay in and have hot fudge sundaes. Hmm?
Raye: Get off me, Serena. I'M WARNING YOU! We'll go to the Bunny slopes just for you, okay?
Serena: I have to ski more? No, please...

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