Sailor Moon Episode Thirty-Three

Sailor Moon Episode Thirty-Three Little Miss Manners

Serena: Ooh, who's the guy in the tuxedo? Oh... So what is this place?
Molly: Oh, don't you know?
Serena: No.
Molly: It's the Rose Finishing School, and those girls are taking the Princess Seminar.
Serena: Huh? Oh yeah. Countess Rose, right? That elegant woman? Oh, she's opened a finishing school?
Molly: Yeah. She's related to royalty, I hear, and she's gonna make over those girls so that they'll act just like princesses. Isn't that cool?
Serena: Oh... oh, like princesses?
Molly: Yeah. They get the works: a total makeover from head to toe.
Serena: Wow...
Serena & Molly: AAH! OH NO! WE'RE LATE!
Miss Haruna: Now, yesterday's assignment was to correct all the grammatical errors...
Serena: How I wish I could be a real princess.
Doorman: Presenting Princess Serena.
Man: Wow, she's lovely.
Second Man: So elegantly refined.
Third Man: Exactly what you imagine a princess should be.
Tuxedo Mask: May I have the pleasure of having this dance?
Miss Haruna: SERENA, DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?!
Serena: Silence. How dare you speak to a princess like that.
Miss Haruna: Oh, pardon me, your highness. Forgive me please... please.
Miss Haruna: Wake up, please. SERENA!
Serena: Princesses shouldn't get yelled at. Oh. Oh! Uh, uh...
Miss Haruna: You're still half-asleep. Now, did you do your homework or not? OUTSIDE! NOW!
Serena: Oh, this is totally unfair of Miss Haruna. I mean, what's so bad about wanting to learn to act like a real princess?
Luna: I agree. I think you could stand some improvement.
Serena: Yeah, Luna. If I act more like a princess, no way Tuxedo Mask can resist me.
Queen Beryl: I won't put up with insubordination. Darien, you and
Malachite: must work together to defeat Sailor Moon and seize the Silver Crystal.
Prince Darien: No thanks. I do not need any help. I always work alone.
Malachite: I work better alone myself.
Queen Beryl: Hmm... Such rivals. That's fine as long as one of you catches this Sailor Moon brat. I would really like to meet her.
Malachite: Yes. I've already taken some steps.
Queen Beryl: Excellent.
Luna: Come in, Central Control. This is Luna. Password: The cat who chases his tail leaves a circular trail.
Central Control: Identity verified. What have you got to report, Luna?
Luna: Seems like I'm just... chasing my tail.
Central Control: A sensible cat like you?
Luna: Well thanks, but I don't understand why Serena won't take her princess role more seriously?
Central Control: Well yes, she is a most vexing girl, but... Oh, due to technical difficulties... Doh!
Luna: Mmm? What? Artemis?!
Artemis: Ha ha ha ha. Uh... this is kind of embarassing, uh... So, uh... how's it shakin', Luna? Ha ha ha ha ha.
Luna: You're the one that's going to be shaking, Artemis. Why didn't you tell me you were Central Control?!
Artemis: Well, uh...
Luna: That's not an answer!
Artemis: Uh, uh... because I guess you never asked, I-I guess.
Luna: Oh, give me a break.
Countess Rose: Ladies. Today, I shall recite a poem written by Francis Hinck. 'The golden arrow which reached me at the bottom of the darkness. It is a letter from the one I love. I am bewildered at the gentle poison on the arrowhead. Oh, I am a captive of love.'
Serena: What a majorly deep poem. AAAHH!
Luna: What is it?
Serena: They've got chocolate cheesecake, my favorite.
Luna: Oh Serena...
Charles: Ahem... Young lady, I strongly suggest using the door for a more graceful entry. Now, may I help you, miss?
Serena: Yes, I hope so. I'd really and truly love to take your Princess Seminar course. Please, please, please, please, please...
Charles: I'm sorry, miss, but we only accept young ladies who are recommended by our members.
Serena: Oh, I see. Um, well... Ask her. She'll recommend me for double sure.
Charles: A recommendation from a cat is folly.
Countess Rose: What an amusing young lady, Charles. In this instance, I think we can make an exception.
Charles: But...
Serena: Oh, thank you.
Countess Rose: It'll be nice to have such a vivacious young lady in my seminar, but there is one condition.
Serena: Oh? A condition? You mean, I'm clumsy. I'm not too good at table manners, or any manners, actually, but hey, outdoor sports, hey. I'm an ace... if I don't have to run.
Countess Rose: Well, no real lady likes to run. Charles, get the discus.
Charles: Yes. Here you are.
Serena: What?
Charles: The countess greatly enjoys the discus throw, so if you want to join the seminar, you must demonstrate your skill level for her.
Serena: Hey, no problem. This I AM good at. Here... goes.
Charles: Bravo.
Countess Rose: Excellent. You've just been accepted into the Princess Seminar.
Lita: Did you hear? Serena's going to that Rose Finishing School to try to turn into a princess.
Raye: That'll be a real achievement.
Amy: Come on, Raye. At least, she's making an effort. Who knows? Maybe this will help.
Artemis: Serena needs more than finishing school to be a princess.
Mina: Oh... Artemis, that's not a very gentlemanly thing to say.
Artemis: Huh?
Mina: Isn't she all right the way she is?
Artemis: Sure she is, but there's a whole lot more to being a princess than how you look.
Mina: What do you mean?
Artemis: Oh... Well, um, uh... what makes a princess comes from inside, from the heart. It's not about how you look or even your manners.
Amy: Hey, let's check this thing out; crash the seminar.
Raye, Lita & Mina: All right.
Artemis: Oh brother.
Serena: They're all so polite. Heads up. Ha ha ha. If this is all there is to becoming a princess, I've got it made.
Countess Rose: She's very good. Mister Malachite?
Malachite: Hmm. Maybe she's our girl. Sailor Moon's tiara turns into a discus when she throws it. That'd explain why she's so good.
Countess Rose: Funny how she can be so exceptional at this but so clumsy at everything else. The girl is most certainly not princess material, but I still find it difficult to believe she would fall into our trap so easily.
Malachite: Hmm. I don't. Sailor Moon's very gullible.
Serena: Why does this dress have to be so tight? I can't blank out in it.
Countess Rose: Ladies, we may all begin dinner now.
Serena: Oh, I'm starving.
Charles: No, no, miss. Ladies do not slurp.
Serena: All right.
Charles: I said stop slurping this instant. Slurping will not be tolerated.
Serena: It's not fair to make eating such a painful experience.
Countess Rose: The most important skill for a princess is speaking. She must choose words that are correct and suitable and be able to articulate her points with intelligence and grace.
Serena: This is worse than math class.
Countess Rose: Serena...
Serena: Uh, yes? Countess Rose: What would you say when you offer a cup of cocoa to your guests?
Serena: Oh, um, let me see, uh... oh, uh... Cocoa's on. Come and get it? No, um. Come and get it please.
Countess Rose: Oh, it's much better to... serve your guests. In this case, 'Please have some cocoa' is preferable.
Countess Rose: Stand up straight, young ladies. Gracefully, now. One, two, three. One, two, three. With the music. This is our last class in the Princess Seminar. Those whose shoulders I touch shall graduate.
Serena's Dance Partner: Oh! My foot! OH!
Serena: Oops. I'm sorry. This is terrible. I'll never be a princess.
Raye: So, how's it going, Serena?
Serena: Huh? Raye, you guys are all here?
Amy: Yes. We had to see what this was all about.
Mina: Yeah, Serena.
Raye: This ballroom dancing is a major snore. Why not pick up the pace?
Mina: Yeah, let's make up our own steps.
Serena, Mina, & Raye: Sorry. We don't know how to dance very well.
Serena: This dancing stuff is really hard. Can't we just go back to throwing the discus?
Countess Rose: You pass, and you. Congratulations. And you, too. All right. Everyone who passed may go into the drawing room, where I will present the certificates.
Amy & Lita: See ya.
Serena, Mina, & Raye: Ooh... Not fair.
Amy: Woah, what's all this? This is major weird.
Girls: Huh? Huh?
Lita: What's with all the mannequins?
Countess Rose: You'll soon find out. They're not mannequins at all. They're really young ladies. Lovely posture, hmm?
Amy: Countess Rose?!
Lita: Oh no, Amy! She's from the Negaverse!
Polite Society: Enchanted. I am Polite Society, and I'm so pleased to make your acquaintance.
Mina: What was that?!
Serena: Yeah. Oh, did you guys hear screaming, too?
Raye: I sure did. Something weird's going down in there.
Mina: Let's check it out.
Serena: AAH!
Mina: What?!
Charles: Run, Harry.
Harry: Ah! It's a monster!
Polite Society: 'Scuse me, gentlemen.
Serena: Ooh, got a bad feeling about this.
Polite Society: I'm sorry. You didn't pass the Princess Seminar, but that means one of you's actually Sailor Moon, for she'd never pass my course.
Serena: Uh, uh, uh, why's that?
Polite Society: Well, Sailor Moon is a clumsy, flaky, scatterbrained doofus who'd never in a million years have what it takes to make a lady.
Serena: Oh.
Mina: So she's clumsy.
Raye: And she's not always flaky.
Serena: Ooh, OKAY, SO I'M NOT PERFECT, BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIENDS!
Polite Society: Ah, so YOU'RE Sailor Moon. Nice meeting you, girls.
Serena: AAH! HELP!
Luna & Artemis: WATCH OUT!
Polite Society: Oh no! I can't see.
Serena: MOON PRISM POWER!
Raye: MARS POWER!
Mina: VENUS POWER!
Polite Society: Get off me, please. Where did those misfits go?
Sailor Moon: Up here, you polite piece of Negatrash!
Polite Society: What?
Sailor Moon: For all the clumsy girls in the world, I will punish you. I am Sailor Moon!
Sailor Mars: I am Sailor Mars!
Sailor Venus: I am Sailor Venus!
Sailor Moon: We'll triumph over evil...
Sailor Scouts: and that means YOU!
Polite Society: Such a pleasure to finally meet you young ladies and turn you to wax. Please, take this!
Sailor Mars: Not so fast! MARS FIRE IGNITE!
Sailor Venus: VENUS CRESCENT BEAM SMASH! She waxed my beams and Mars's fire. How are we gonna stop her?
Sailor Moon: I really don't know, but what do we do if I can't stop her, either?
Polite Society: I'll open my own wax museum, starting with you three Sailor Scouts.
Sailor Moon: Oh no! I hate museums, especially with me IN them.
Polite Society: I'll open my own wax museum, starting with you three Scouts.
Sailor Moon: Oh no! I don't look good in wax.
Tuxedo Mask: Good evening, Polite Society.
Polite Society: Good evening, Prince Darien.
Sailor Moon: At last. Tuxedo Mask. You've come to save us.
Sailor Mars: Don't be so sure.
Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon, I want the Silver Crystal. I promise not to hurt you if you give it to me.
Polite Society: You're not following Malachite's plan.
Tuxedo Mask: Your choice, Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon: Oh no. Tuxedo Mask. But, you can't be. You're not my enemy.
Sailor Venus: You're gonna have to face it, Sailor Moon. The guy's with the Negaverse now. We've lost him. You gotta face it.
Tuxedo Mask: STOP STALLING! HAND IT OVER!
Malachite: Tuxedo Mask! You, outta my way!
Tuxedo Mask: No one asked you here.
Malachite: I'm handling this myself! You're ruining my plan!
Tuxedo Mask: Ha ha ha ha. Malachite, I'm only interested in the crystal, not a battle.
Malachite: Is that so?
Polite Society: Well, uh, isn't it a lovely evening?
Malachite: Destroy Sailor Moon!
Tuxedo Mask: No! Get the Crystal!
Malachite: NO! SAILOR MOON!
Tuxedo Mask: SILVER CRYSTAL!
Malachite: SAILOR MOON!
Tuxedo Mask: THE CRYSTAL!
Malachite: SAILOR MOON!
Polite Society: I don't know which order to follow. All this confusion is giving me a headache.
Sailor Moon: Poor thing, you seem very tired. How about a cup of cocoa to perk you up?
Polite Society: Why, thank you, but better to say 'Would you like some cocoa?'
Sailor Moon: Ah ha! MOON HEALING ACTIVATION! Okay. Now that we've got the Countess back to normal, it's time to start doing the same for my dear Tuxedo Mask. MOON HEALING...
Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon, you can keep the Silver Crystal until I see you next time. See ya.
Sailor Moon: Oh, what?! Don't go. Oh Tuxedo Mask...
Amy: What happened?
Lita: Huh?
Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask, I WILL get you back.
Serena: AAAAAH!
Luna: What happened to acting like a princess?
Serena: I'm still working on it.
Luna: Yes? How so?
Serena: Well, I am, when I'm not late for class or haven't someplace to go. Gotta run. Bye.
Luna: I think we've got a long, long way to go.

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