Sailor Moon Episode Thirty-Two

Sailor Moon Episode Thirty-Two Bad Hair Day

Sleep Talking Serena: Oh Darien...
Luna: Poor kid. She's been dreaming about Darien again. She'll never get any sleep.
Sleep Talking Serena: Out of my face, Negacrum. Don't worry, Tuxedo Mask. I'll set you free again. Promise. I'll set you free.
Luna: What about me? Oh. It's going to be a long night.
Molly: Hey, look at this.
Pauline: Slick Chick Beauty Salon.
Brandy: Free haircuts? No way!
Lonna: Free facial?
Loraine: This is cool!
Molly: Serena, check it out. You can finally get rid of those two meatballs on your head.
Pauline: What a cool way to open a salon. I'm going right after school and having a total makeover.
Molly: Oh, I'm so mad! I have to babysit after school.
Lonna: Tough break, Moll. We're all gonna get made over and come out looking like movie stars.
Molly: So, Serena, you gonna go? Hello. Earth to Serena. Come in, Serena. She's so spacey. I mean, way worse than normal. Serena...
Luna: I'm afraid you guys are going to have to be more patient than usual. Serena's taking this Tuxedo Mask disappearance thing really hard.
Amy: Poor girl.
Lita: And she's actually stopped eating? This is major critical, Luna.
Luna: Don't I know? She can hardly function.
(We see some of the things Serena has fumbled because of her inability to function - tripping (more than usual) getting hit int he head with a volleyball...)
Luna: Last night, she was talking in her sleep, and she kept calling out Darien's name.
Artemis: What a wimp! What kind of princess goes into hyperspace just when we need her the most?
Raye: Give her a break, Artemis. Someone she really, really cared about is suddenly out of her life. She's just heartbroken. Is that so really hard to understand?
Lita: So what's with you, Raye? You never used to stand up for Serena.
Raye: Yes I have.
Lita: Huh?
Memory Sailor Mars: Gotta say, never thought you were much of a leader, you know, but I know I was wrong.
Luna: Oh yeah?
Artemis: Well Luna, you've just gotta talk some sense into her.
Luna: She's not a toaster you take in to get fixed, Artemis. Maybe one of you girls can think of a way to cheer her up. Poor kid needs a major distraction right now, you know?
Mina: Times like this, some people like to be left alone, but Serena's not one of 'em. Maybe I can think of something.
Memory Darien: Don't make that face, Meatball Head. It might get stuck that way.
Serena: Darien, where are you? I never thought I'd miss you calling me Meatball Head. Here's that beauty salon ad. If I chop 'em off, no one'll ever call me that again.
Mina: Hey there, girlfriend.
Serena: Huh?
Mina: What's up?
Serena: Mina, how did you get in?
Mina: Your mother. She was just going out to buy some ice cream for you. Hey, I got an idea. It's really fun. Come on. You need a serious change of pace here.
Serena: Yeah?
Mina: Okay, girl. It's makeover time. Let's do something way cool with your hair. We'll give you a whole new style, and you can pretend you're somebody completely different, from a totally different time, totally different part o' the world. Sound good, doesn't it? Best part of a makeover is having someone to pamper you and make you feel special, don't you think?
Serena: Hmm. Maybe I should change my hair. I mean, for real.
Queen Beryl: There you are, Malachite.
Malachite: You wanted to see me, majesty?
Queen Beryl: Soon, Tuxedo Mask will be entirely under my control. Then, I want to test him out. You've set the next trap, right? I want him to go along and see where his loyalty lies.
Malachite: Consider it done, Queen Beryl.
Queen Beryl: My, such confidence... especially given your track record against that brat. Please, tell me this new plan will work.
Malachite: Oh yeah, it'll work. I've found a way to trap her before she becomes Sailor Moon.
Queen Beryl: Really?
Malachite: This is a piece of her hair that she left behind in the last fight. We'll analyze it and try to find the girl who matches it. We'll make her transform and give up the crystal.
Queen Beryl: Hmm. Very well. Proceed, Malachite.
Malachite: Thank you, Queen Beryl.
Head Beautician: Hi there, girls. Welcome to Slick Chicks Beauty Salon. What would you like done today?
Mina: Oh, my friend here would like a total makeover, head to foot, 'kay?
Head Beautician: Yeah, sure thing. You'll be a whole new you, staring with losing those bon bons.
Head Beautician: How do you feel about short and bright red?
Serena: Me? A redhead?
Mina: *thinking* This is great. It's exactly what Serena needs right now: total distraction.
Beautician: There you are. I'll come get you when it's done.
Head Beautician: Okay. Now for some conditioner. *thinking* Oh, no match. Will this girl who's Sailor Moon ever come in?
Beautician: Okay, we'll take you now.
Mina: Huh?
Beautician: Sorry you had to wait.
Mina: Ha ha ha. Oh, I'm okay. I'm just waiting for a friend.
Beautician: Well, that's okay, but why not try out our hair steamer treatment? It's warm and really relaxing. Makes your hair silky and nice. You'll look like a star, but not that you need it 'cause you already look like one. Come on. It's free.
Beautician: There you are. I'll come get you when it's done.
Head Beautician: *thinking* Finally, a match. So Blondie here is Sailor Moon.
Serena: Ouch! That hurts! Do you have to rub so hard?
Head Beautician: *thinking* Queen Beryl will be thrilled! The Imperium Silver Crystal is gonna be mine.
Serena: Ow! Ow!
Serena: Oh, excuse me. This water's kinda too hot, you know?
Head Beautician: You're mine now, Sailor Moon. You can't hide anymore.
Mina: AAAH! Let go of me! What are you doing?
Head Beautician: Transform! I know who you are. You're Sailor Moon. NOW GIVE ME THAT CRYSTAL!
Mina: What are you talking about?
Head Beautician: Don't play dumb with me! I analyzed your hair. It matches Sailor Moon's perfectly, okay?
Mina: I see. *thinking* I must've got Serena's hair on me when I was brushing it. This whole salon's just a bogus Negaverse beauty trap.
Head Beautician: So you're gonna be stubborn, huh, Sailor Moon? That's fine with me. I can be very convincing. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Mina: She's a nightmare.
Serena: Miss Scissorhands thinks she's got the real Sailor Moon. As if. Is she in for a surprise. The real Sailor Moon will now step forward. MOON PRISM POWER! Looking for me?! You ARE looking for Sailor Moon?
Negamonster: What? How can this be?!
Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice! On behalf of the Moon, I will right wrongs... and triumph over evil... and that means you. You've got the wrong girl. Got that, roller-brain?
Negamonster: Hah! Pretty speeches don't impress me, moon-face. I'll snip you down to size... in no time flat.
Sailor Moon: Eee! Now I'm in for it.
Negamonster: How about a quick blow-dry? I'll set it on... REALLY HOT!
Mina: I gotta help her...
Negamonster: Let's get rid of some of those split ends right down... to the roots! Ah ha ha ha ha.
Sailor Moon: AAAH!
Negamonster: Bangs are a little long, don't you think? Ha HA! Ha ha ha ha!
Sailor Moon: Talk about a bad hair day. Well, you're in for one, lady! No one messes with Sailor Moon, and you make sure to tell Queen Beryl that. MOON HEALING... Ow! Oh, my wand. Huh? A rose? Tuxedo Mask, is that really you? It is. You're back. Oh... Oh, I can't believe it. You're here.
Tuxedo Mask: Hey, don't go getting your hopes up.
Sailor Moon: Huh?
Tuxedo Mask: I'm here for the Imperium Silver Crystal... and THAT'S IT.
Sailor Moon: Huh?
Tuxedo Mask: Hand it over!
Sailor Moon: Oh, what for? Tell me.
Tuxedo Mask: Don't ask questions. I didn't come for a chat.
Sailor Moon: Traitor... what have they done to you?
Negamonster: Cough up the crystal or get a buzz cut.
Tuxedo Mask: Get her! Queen Beryl wants that crystal!
Sailor Moon: Oh no! This can't be!
Negamonster: Time for a new do, Blondie!
Sailor Moon: Help!
Mina: Tuxedo Mask's working for the Negaverse. Sailor Moon's in for it for sure. VENUS POWER!
Negamonster: You need a new look, Sailor Moon. How about BALD?! Very hip. Very cool. Hah!
Sailor Moon: You'll never get that crystal! You got that, ya tool-head?!
Tuxedo Mask: You don't have a chance, Sailor Moon. Come on! Hand it over!
Sailor Moon: No way!
Negamonster: No more Mrs. Nice Guy.
Negamonster: You're ready for that buzz cut?
Sailor Scouts: Drop it, Negasleaze!
Tuxedo Mask: Huh?
Sailor Moon: My friends.
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE...
Sailor Jupiter: JUPITER THUNDER...
Sailor Mars: IGNITE!
Sailor Jupiter: CRASH!
Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
Sailor Venus: Quick. Use your wand.
Sailor Moon: MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
Sailor Mars: Tuxedo Mask! Are... are you all right now? You're with us?
Sailor Venus: Keep your distance, Mars. He's no friend of ours now. He's been brainwashed by the Negaverse. Who knows what he might do? I know he can't be trusted. It's true. That Negamonster was taking orders from him. He's Queen Beryl's man now, and don't think for a minute that he's working for anybody but her.
Tuxedo Mask: Venus has got it right. You're my enemy now, and I won't stop until that crystal is mine.
Sailor Mars: This can't be.
Sailor Mercury: They really did some job of brainwashing.
Tuxedo Mask: Enough with the chat, Sailor girls! I want that crystal, and I'll fight every one of ya to get it, so who's first?
Queen Beryl: Tuxedo Mask, report back to me immediately. You're not ready to fight all five of them yet.
Tuxedo Mask: So, you got lucky this time, girls, but I'll be back. Don't you worry. Next time, it won't be so pretty, and next time, I'm not leaving without that crystal. Remember that, Sailor brats. See ya 'round.
Prince Darien: Great Negaforce, why did you not send me as Prince Darien? I feel stronger this way.
Negaforce: Because the Sailor Scouts like Tuxedo Mask, and it throws them off their guard whenever they see him. Use it to your advantage, Darien.
Queen Beryl: I want you to step up Prince Darien's training, Malachite. Make him stronger. Hmm?
Malachite: As you wish, majesty, but I really don't see the point.
Queen Beryl: Ha ha ha. Is this jealousy, Malachite? Once we free the Negaforce and the Universe is mine, I'll need someone by my side. Prince Darien will be that man.
Serena: Guess everything's back to normal in Slick Chicks. Hey, I'm starved. How 'bout we go pig out on double cheeseburgers, french fries, chocolate shakes, and triple hot fudge sundaes?
Artemis: Guess things are back to normal with Serena, too. She must be over Tuxedo Mask.
Serena: Ha ha! No way, but I got a super cool plan to get him back. Ha ha ha. We'll de-brainwash him.
Luna: This from someone who can barely program a VCR.
Artemis: Well, I gotta say, I prefer having the goofy, food-crazed Serena back. She really had me worried there.
Lita: Hey, Raye...
Raye: Huh?
Lita: Are you all right with all this, Raye? You miss him?
Raye: Hmm, I'll be fine.
Serena: Hmph. Well, as soon as we finish de-brainwashing Tuxedo Mask, OOOH, I'm gonna tell that guy off! But in the meantime, guys, how about those hamburgers and french fries? Hey, let's skip the burgers and go straight...

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