Sailor Moon Episode Twenty-Eight

Sailor Moon Episode Twenty-Eight Tuxedo Melvin

Luna: Central Control, come in please. Central Control, come in. This is Luna checking in. New password: The meatball-headed Scout will always play while the cat's away.
Central Control: Voice check complete. Now give paw ID.
Luna: Cut the red tape. Just tell me what you've got.
Central Control: The fifth Sailor will soon appear.
Luna: All right. That's really good news. We could use some more help. Have you got a picture so I can find her?
Central Control: No, she'll find you. Now, about Serena...
Luna: Hey. She's not easy, guys.
Central Control: Well, try harder. The Negaverse has four Crystals. We have only one.
Luna: Don't forget. Tuxedo Mask has two.
Central Control: But you can't count on him. You're going to have to get Serena to take this Sailor business seriously. We've got to get those crystals back.
Luna: Time for an emergency meeting.
Serena: Why can't we have emergency meetings during school? Luna's got no respect for sleep.
Luna: Evening, girls. Central has a message for you, Serena: GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!
Serena: Oh, give me a break.
Luna: Now, listen up. Central Control's discovered another Sailor.
Raye: So what else did Central tell you?
Luna: We need those other crystals.
Lita: Could your microcomputer home in on them?
Amy: Well, I've tried to make a program for that, but it didn't work.
Luna: Amy, don't worry. You'll figure it out. In the meantime, you guys have got to stick together and be on total alert. Understand?
Raye: You don't need to tell me.
Amy: Don't start up again, Raye.
Lita: I wonder what the fifth Scout is like. I sure hope she'll be able to help us out.
Luna: Well, don't count on her showing up anytime soon. It's still up to you four to stop the Negaverse.
Malachite: Look at them, Zoisite. They're beautiful.
Zoisite: But we still need three.
Malachite: That's true, but I absolutely have no doubt you'll be able to get them back from our enemies in time. I believe in you.
Zoisite: Then the Negaforce will be free, and the Universe will be ours, all ours, Malachite.
Malachite: Don't get ahead of yourself. We still need to figure out how to transform these crystals into the Imperium Silver Crystal. We're still a long way from freeing the Negaverse and a long way from pleasing Queen Beryl.
Zoisite: We must please the queen.
Molly: Melvin?
Melvin: Huh?
Molly: Is that coconut-fried shrimp? It looks majorly delicious.
Melvin: You want it? I'll trade you for your roll.
Molly: Okay. Ha ha. Thank you.
Serena: Going for his heart through his stomach, eh?
Melvin: You're embarassing me. Ha ha ha ha.
Molly: HEY! We're just having lunch, okay? Why don't you go study for our math test?
Melvin: AAAAH! I totally forgot about it! AAAAH! Stayed on the Internet all night!
Serena: So, has he asked you out yet?
Molly: No, and I'm afraid to ask him myself. Might give the dweebmeister a spontaneous acne attack. Anyway, I'm not so sure he's interested. He just treats me like a pal.
Serena: Hmm... I'll take care of that.
Serena: Let's see. What would Molly go for? Martial Arts Melvin! Hya, hya, hya!
Melvin: Do I look real buff to you?
Serena: I guess you're right. We need something that's more you. You could be Mister Romance. Write her poems and stuff.
Melvin: I tried writing you poems, remember? You just laughed.
Serena: Hey, I'm trying to help you here, okay?
Melvin: So, tell me. What's romantic?
Serena: Roses and a black tuxedo with a cape.
Melvin: Oh yeah! That sounds stupendous! I'll be so dashing, Molly won't be able to resist!
Serena: Oh yes, and you need to be heroic, too. You know, throw in some daring rescues and stuff.
Melvin: Nobody'll be able to stop me as long as there's life on the Internet! Look out! The new, upgraded Melvin's coming online!
Molly: Don't look, but I think someone's following us.
Serena: Hmm?
Woman: Fifi, come. You don't know these girls. Fifi... Stop yelling. You're scaring my Fifi.
Melvin: Call off your crazed canine! I am Tuxedo Melvin, defender of helpless babesters and... OW!
Woman: YOU'RE WACKO, KID!
Melvin: OW!
Woman: Come, Fifi. Mommy'll buy you an ice cream.
Molly: I'm afraid to ask, Melvin.
Melvin: Ha ha ha ha. I sure showed her, didn't I? Don't worry, Molly. You're safe with Tuxedo Melvin around. Remember that.
Molly: Brain-dead.
Molly: Hey, wanna play a few games?
Serena: Cool.
Melvin: Do not venture into this den of dangers, ladies. You'll just waste your time and your money. I cannot let you pass. If you wanna go through that door, it'll be over my prone body.
Serena & Molly: Um... if you insist...
Serena: Crrr-UNCH! Ho ho!
Melvin: And they say chivalry is dead. HA!
Molly: I think I liked it better when he was just shy. Come on.
Serena: Well, give him a chance.
Andrew: Serena, what's going on?
Serena: Uh, same ol' same ol'.
Andrew: Hey! Wanna go see the Wacky World Wrestlers?
Serena: Really? Of course! *thinking* Oh, Andrew wants to take me out. Oh, he sure got over his girlfriend fast. Oh, this is wicked cool.
Andrew: Here you are. I'm glad they won't go to waste. I can't make it.
Serena & Molly: You're not going?
Andrew: Uh unn. Rita's supposed to be calling me from Africa that afternoon.
Serena: Well, I don't want 'em.
Molly: Huh? What gives, girl?
Serena: Hey, I'm brilliant! You're taking Melvin.
Melvin: Someone called me? Better than 9-1-1.
Molly: Must've been dropped on his head as a child.
Serena: Oh, come on, Molly. Go ahead and ask him to go. Look, he did save your life, and sure.... he can act normal in public.
Molly: Okay. Melvin, I've got tickets to the Wacky Wrestlers. Wanna go with me?
Melvin: YES!
Molly: Oh...
Melvin: Maybe... I'll even challenge them to take on... Tuxedo Melvin!
Molly: Oh no...
Zoisite: Another crystal will soon be ours. I'm going to get that crystal the Sailor Scouts have... and Nephlite's old friend Molly's going to help me. Ha ha ha ha. You'll be so proud, Malachite, and we'll finally be one step closer to making all our dreams come true.
Zoisite: Soon as Sailor Moon hears her friends in trouble, she'll come running and surrender that crystal.
Molly: Who is it?
Zoisite: Tuxedo Mask? How'd he have known that I'd be here? Could he have set a trap for me? This is no good. I'll wait. Another opportunity will present itself.
Melvin: Where'd she go? This is too w-weird. I-I know her! She's the one from the graveyard!
Molly: Melvin, what are you doing?
Melvin: Molly, I just diverted an intruder.
Molly: Melvin, aren't you taking this a bit too far?
Melvin: Molly, it's true! She disappeared into thin air just before you got here! No! Don't go yet! Molly, open up! You have to believe me! Come on. Open up. Tuxedo Melvin would never tell a lie. Molly...
Molly: Go home. It's way late.
Melvin: Oh, lowering the lights. Time for a little romance, I see. Don't worry, Molly. I'm gonna camp out here on your doorstep all night long and protect you.
Luna: Why are we following Molly and Melvin? But I thought Melvin was only interestesd in computers and inchworms, that kind of stuff. It'll never work. No way.
Serena: You're wrong, Luna. Last night, Melvin spent the entire night camped outside Molly's front door. Now THAT'S romantic.
Luna: That's silly. Besides, those two have nothing in common.
Serena: Hey, why are you so negative all of a sudden?
Luna: 'Cause coming here's a total waste of time. We should be tracking the Negaverse, not Molly and Melvin. Get it?
Serena: There they are. Come on. Let's go spy on 'em. He he.
Red Wrestler: Show me what you got, fur-face!
Molly: Hey Melvin, can we go have lunch if it's not too violent for you?
Melvin: That's okay, Molly. I packed us a picnic lunch.
Molly: Huh?
Melvin: Mom never lets me eat fast food. She's afraid it's bad for my brain.
Red Wrestler: Lights out, big guy.
Zoisite: Excellent. Now's my chance to snag Molly. ZOI!
Red Wrestler: Anyone else dare to take me on?
Boy: Cool. They've never done that before.
Second Boy: Yeah, and I've seen it twenty times!
Negamonster: No more phony stuff. This time, we fight for real.
Blue Wrestler: What?
Zoisite: Oh great. I zapped that stupid stunt man instead of that girl Molly.
Negamonster: On your feet, fuzz-brain!
Negamonster: On your feet, fuzz-brain! Don't forget to eat your greens, folks!
Blue Wrestler: Hey, this isn't in my contract! HEY!
Serena: Something's wrong, isn't it?
Luna: Why would you say that, Serena?
Serena: There's Molly.
Negamonster: Would you look at that? Don't worry. I've got plenty to go around.
Serena: Molly, get out of there! Come on. Let's go.
Negamonster: You won't escape from me, girl!
Melvin: No way! Tuxedo Melvin's gonna stop you!
Molly: NO, MELVIN!
Melvin: You're gonna be hurtin' when you get a taste full of my wrath! These shrimps are spicy! They'll feel real good in your eyes!
Molly: Melvin, you'll get hurt!
Melvin: It's all over, buddy!
Molly: MELVIN!
Melvin: Tuxedo Melvin. You hear me? You don't know who you're dealing with, bully. Pick on my girl? No way.
Molly: Melvin's meatloaf.
Serena: MOON PRISM POWER!
Molly: MELVIN!
Melvin: Takes... more... than that... to stop me...
Molly: Leave him alone.
Negamonster: QUIET!
Molly: AAH! HELP! HELP ME! AAAAH!
Sailor Moon: Back off, you pumped-up muscle-brained mutant! Nobody but nobody messes with my friends unless they wanna become so much moon dust!
Negamonster: Outta the way!
Sailor Moon: Those weeds are no match for Moon power, Negacrum! I am Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice. I will right wrongs, and triumph over evil, and that means you.
Zoisite: Don't you mean me, Sailor Moon?
Sailor Moon: Zoisite!
Zoisite: I was hoping you'd come. I need to ask a small favor from you, Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon: Yeah? Like what?
Zoisite: I need you to hand over that Rainbow Crystal you have.
Sailor Moon: I'm not giving you anything!
Zoisite: In that case, you'd better say goodbye to all these guys. Molly, too. Unless you give me that crystal, those weeds will just keep on growing.
Molly: Oh my! I can hardly breathe!
Sailor Moon: Set them free!
Zoisite: First, you hand over that Rainbow Crystal! Then, I'll them go. Come on! I don't have all day, you know? NOW! Come on! Come on! Hand it over!
Sailor Moon: All right.
Zoisite: Excellent. You've done the right thing.
Zoisite: Excellent. You've done the right thing. AH! Tuxedo Mask!
Sailor Moon: You're just in time.
Tuxedo Mask: You're not going to get away with that crystal, Zoisite!
Zoisite: ZOI!
Molly: Somebody get me outta here! Help...
Sailor Moon: I've gotta do something. MOON TIARA MAGIC! So much for the red menace! MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
Luna: All right, Sailor Moon. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Sailor Moon: Oh, the cystal!
Luna: On no!
Sailor Moon: Zoisite's got it!
Zoisite: Ha ha ha ha ha. You fools are so easily tricked. It's pathetic.
Sailor Moon: Give it back! That was mine!
Zoisite: Too late.
Tuxedo Mask: She's getting away!
Sailor Moon: No! She's got my crystal!
Tuxedo Mask: You did really great against that Negamonster...
Sailor Moon: Hey, thanks. Means a lot to me.
Tuxedo Mask: but you should've watched that crystal. Now it means I'll have to get five of them back from those creeps, and I will get them. The Imperium Silver Crystal will be mine.
Red Wrestler: Coming at ya!
Boy: This new show's really the greatest.
Another Boy: Yeah! Those weed balls were major wicked.
Red Wrestler: Too slow for me, pal.
Molly: Melvin, you were so brave, but are you sure you're okay?
Melvin: Nothing sharing my favorite milkshake won't cure.
Molly: Vanilla and prunes? For you, I can handle it.
Melvin: You remembered. Ha ha ha.
Luna: I feel so stupid. The crystal was right there, and I didn't even see it. Sorry for letting you down, Serena.
Serena: You're not the one who let me down. *thinking* Please tell me Tuxedo Mask is still on our side.
Memory Tuxedo Mask: The Imperium Silver Crystal will be mine.

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