Sailor Moon Episode Twenty-Seven
Kitty Chaos
- Luna: Did I deserve this? Wooah! Oh! Uh? Aah... Huh? Now what? Not bad. Guess I didn't need that hair on my tail anyway. Thanks for saving me, but this up close and personal's a bit too far.
- Girl: Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Oh Hercules, there you are. Oh, my sweet tiney-winey kitty.
- Luna: Of course. What else would you name a huge, white cat?
- Zoisite: Hmm. Could this girl be the one that holds the seventh Rainbow Crystal? This sweet little girl? How challenging. Like taking candy from a baby. He he he he.
- Amy: It must have been awful, Luna.
- Luna: That's an understatement. Not to be a snob or anything, but grunged-out alley cats are not my cup of tea.
- Serena: Hi, guys.
- Amy: Huh?
- Luna: Huh?
- Lita: Sorry to keep you waiting. Uh?
- Serena: Huh?
- Lita: Where's Raye?
- Amy: Um... well... you see, she uh... is kind of busy today. See, 'cause it's Saturday, she wanted to go on a date with Darien.
- Serena: Ooh...
- Darien: Hello, this is Darien.
- Raye: Uh-uh, hi, Darien. It's me, Raye.
- Answering Machine Darien: I'm not around right now.
- Raye: Uh...
- Answering Machine Darien: Please leave your message after the beep.
- Raye: Oh no...
- *beep*
- Raye: Oh, hi. Uh, it's Raye. I heard that they've got this totally amazing chocolate sundae over at Flavor Factory, and I thought maybe you'd like to go try it with me. Would you like to come? Uh, if you haven't eaten yet, I mean. Uh, you know...
- Darien: The seventh Rainbow Crystal. I must find it! Can't let the Negaverse get it!
- Lita: What are you doing, Amy?
- Amy: I'm searching for the seventh Rainbow Crystal.
- Serena: But the Crescent Moon Wand isn't reacting at all.
- Luna: Like, duh. That's why we're using the computer to try and find the thing before the Negaverse does. Get with the program, Serena! Doh...
- Amy: Luna... I think it's found something. It's scanning the city.
- Luna: Looks like the seventh Rainbow Crystal must be right there!
- Serena: Hmm...
- Serena: So this is the place? Where's the crystal supposed to be? Inside the house?
- Amy: Yes, it should be.
- Serena: Okay...
- Luna: *thinking* Oh... oh no. Not him again.
- Lita: Well, let's do it.
- Luna: Uh, you guys go on. I'll wait here.
- Amy: What's wrong, Luna?
- Luna: Oh, nothing but uh...
- Serena: Luna, you're our Guardian Cat. We need you. It's your duty as our feline protector.
- Luna: I know, but see... that cat up there. Well, he's kind of got a crush on me.
- Amy & Lita: Huh?
- Serena: Whaaat?!
- Amy: Well, that's all right. Even Luna can sometimes be distracted from work.
- Serena: Kitty love. Swell.
- Amy: Okay, Luna. We'll be right back.
- Serena: See ya, scaredycat.
- Luna: All right. All right. You just had to add in your two cents, didn't you, Serena? Hmm? Huh? Oh... uh... MEOW! Not this again?! Oh no! MEOW!
- Girl: Yes?
- Amy: Oh... oh, hey. Hi there. Is your mom or dad at home?
- Girl: Yes, but they're busy working out back in the garden.
- Serena: The Crescent Moon Wand's reacting.
- Lita: That little girl must have the Rainbow Crystal.
- Girl: HEY! AH! GET BACK HERE! OH NO!
- Girl: Hercules?
- Girl: HERCUL-AAAAAH!
- Luna: And they dare call themselves cats.
- Zoisite: Such a sweet child, totally unaware of the treasure inside her. Now, the seventh and last Rainbow Crystal will be mine. Huh? What? Why doesn't that crystal appear? Oh no. It's that ridiculous cat that's got the crystal. Well, of course. I should've known the precious seventh Rainbow Crystal's inside an obese alley cat.
- Sailor Moon: There she is!
- Sailor Mercury: I'm Sailor Mercury, and I order you to leave that girl alone.
- Sailor Jupiter: I'm Sailor Jupiter. Back off, dweezil!
- Sailor Moon: I'm the one you should be afraid of. I'm Sailor Moon.
- Zoisite: How perfectly annoying. ZOI!
- Sailor Mercury: MERCURY...
- Zoisite: Bunch of goofs. A triple threat: the three Sailor Stooges.
- Moon & Mercury: Huh?
- Sailor Jupiter: Witch, how dare you! I won't let you live! JUPITER...
- Sailor Moon: Wait! Not yet!
- Sailor Mercury: We'll all get electrocuted!
- Zoisite: Ew! Ew! What's that awful smell? Sewage? Ick! Now, where's that stupid cat? You're there all right, cat! Come here, cat! AAH! Oh, ick! This better be worth it. That's all I've gotta say.
- Lita: Where on Earth is Luna?
- Serena: I can't believe she took off on us like that. And she calls ME irresponsible. AS IF!
- Amy: Luna is never irresponsible. Something must have happened to her.
- Serena: Huh? OH! Hey you guys! Check it out! It's the new Sailor V video game!
- Lita: Ha ha ha.
- Amy: You're a classic.
- Lita: How can you think about video games at a time like this? Zoisite might come back after this poor kid anytime.
- Amy: I can't believe she's the carrier of a Rainbow Crystal.
- Lita: I know. Still, we gotta keep an eye on her.
- Serena: Oh yes! GOTCHA! Ho HO! I'm so good at this.
- Zoisite: Ha ha ha. It's close. It's VERY close, so come on out, you mangy fat fleabag, huh? Huh? It's warm. Rats! AAAH! IT'S A WALL OF RATS! AH! RAAATS!
- Raye: Rats! Here, I wasted my entire day looking for stupid Darien. Love sure can be boring sometimes.
- Chad: Hey, Raye!
- Raye: Huh? Huh? Oh Chad, hi. Did Gramps finally give you some time off from your training at the temple?
- Chad: Oh, um, yeah, he sure did. I'm not doing anything special, but would you like to go for a burger?
- Raye: *thinking* He is kind of a hunk, but I gotta play hard to get.
- Chad: Right, of course. Tell me. A popular, major cool babe like you would probably already be booked solid, right?
- Raye: Uh... oh... well, kinda...
- Chad: Oh yeah, well, I thought so. See ya, Raye.
- Raye: Hey, wait! Where are you going? Boy, sure can't play hard to get with him. Oh well. Tomorrow's another day.
- Luna: There's got to be a way out of this place. This is worse than the day a pit bull mistook me for his breakfast. Gotta take... a breather here. Sorry. This is all your fault, you know? Hmm? What's happened to your leg? It's injured! You hurt it when you... fought off all those alley cats for me, didn't you? Why did you risk hurting yourself to help me, I ask. Is it because you like me? Oh... stupid question. Huh?
- Zoisite: There he is!
- Luna: IT'S ZOISITE!
- Zoisite: This time, I'm getting that crystal!
- Luna: YOU'RE the one with the last Crystal! Come on, big guy! Move it! She won't be able to follow us in here!
- Zoisite: You can't get away!
- Luna: MEOW! SUCK IT IN! Bet you never turn down food.
- Luna: Come on, Hercules! Live up to your name!
- Zoisite: I'm catching up. The crystal's mine! I'm almost there, but, oh no! So are the rats! AAAAH!
- Luna: MEOW! Come on! Faster! Faster! You probably don't like the D-word, but dieting might not be such a bad idea! Finally, the exit.
- Raye: What a dim-bulb I am. I wasted the whole day. Huh? There's Luna. Who's that humongous cat she's with? Huh? AAH! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
- Serena: Oh! Gotcha! Gotcha! Oh! Oh yes!
- Amy: I don't get it. This wand isn't reacting at all. We should've seen some reaction from it by now.
- Lita: Well, maybe... she's not the one. But then, why did the wand react in the first place?
- Lita: Maybe it...
- Amy: That's it! It's got to be that gigantic cat of hers!
- Serena: OHHH NOOO!
- Luna: Faster, Hercules! Faster! AAAH!
- Zoisite: Ah ha! When the rat's away, the cat will play. Too bad the queen rat is back.
- Sailor Mars: MARS FIREBALLS CHARGE! Get ready to rumble, Queen Rat.
- Zoisite: Yeah? Who's that? Show your face, if you dare.
- Sailor Mars: I'm Sailor Mars, Champion of the lovelorn, and I say LEAVE THOSE CATS ALONE! Even cats have the right to love!
- Luna: How embarassing. MARS, STOP!
- Sailor Mars: The fires of love are burning. The fire of justice is burning. I won't let anyone destroy a person's... no, even a kitty's chance at romance! I will punish you on behalf of the planet Mars!
- Zoisite: Pathetic...
- Luna: There IS a good side to this: Mars will cut the love chat.
- Zoisite: At last, the Rainbow Crystal will be all mine.
- Luna: OH!
- Luna: HERCULES! OH! Hercules...
- Zoisite: Ha ha! Enough melodrama. Get rid of them. Now, Miss Love and Justice, here's your romantic ending.
- Tuxedo Mask: Nice work, Zoisite. Thanks for finding the crystal for me. See ya.
- Zoisite: Hey! Wait! Come back here! That's not yours! Bakip, hurry!
- Bakip: Yes.
- Zoisite: Get him!
- Sailor Mars: Oh no! Luna, we've got to stop him!
- Luna: Right. Let's go!
- Sailor Mars: Luna!
- Luna: No! Wait, please. I can help you. I can help you... turn you back to your old self.
- Sailor Mars: Luna! No! AAAH!
- Luna: Hercules, you remember? That cute little girl who loves you so much? And how... you saved me, remember? I've got a friend. Uh, she'll change you into the cat you were before.
- Sailor Mars: He remembers. There's still goodness in him.
- Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
- Sailor Mars: Hey guys, it's about time. Sailor Jupiter!
- Sailor Moon: We're all here.
- Sailor Mars: Yeah, and about time. What's your lame excuse this time?
- Sailor Mercury: Sorry. I was late, too. It's not just her.
- Sailor Jupiter: Well, we were waiting, and Serena wanted to finish the Sailor V game.
- Sailor Mercury: Mars, relax. This isn't Serena's fault.
- Sailor Moon: Ha ha, but it wouldn't be a normal day without her nagging me.
- Luna: Guys, stop it! We've got more important things to worry about.
- Sailor Moon: Huh? Right. MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
- Luna: He'll be okay.
- Girl: Oh, I missed you, Hercules. I'm so glad you're all right. I was really worried about you.
- Serena: Oh, she's so happy to have Hercules back.
- Raye: So, Luna, we'll take off so you can have some quality time.
- Lita: Yeah. He's your boyfriend, isn't he, Luna?
- Luna: Hercules? Give me a break.
- Serena: Ooh, this is worse than I thought.
- Luna: Oh... oh, thanks a lot, Serena. She has such a big mouth. He did save my life. Maybe Hercules isn't such a bad name for the big guy after all.
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