Sailor Moon Episode Twenty-Six

Sailor Moon Episode Twenty-Six Grandpa's Follies

Grandpa: I love it when there's a full moon. Hmm. Reminds me of when we used to go camping and roast marshmallows with my grandpa. Huh?
Zoisite: Ha ha ha ha.
Grandpa: Who are you? What are you doing up there? Grr. I feel evil. Ungh...
Zoisite: Ha ha ha ha ha. Queen Beryl'll be so pleased when I retrieve the Rainbow Crystal from this old geezer. Once we've collected all the crystals, we can finally release the Negaforce. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Like taking candy from a baby.
Grandpa: *thinking* I must summon my will against this evil!
Zoisite: No! This can't be! What do you know? The geezer's not so old after all. ZOI!
Raye: Huh?
Zoisite: Huh? Yuck. Crows. I hate crows.
Raye: Grandpa! He must've fallen off the roof. Grandpa, what happened?! Did you lose your balance?
Chad: Gee, I thought temple life was supposed to be peaceful.
Raye: Who are you? What do you want here? The temple's closed.
Chad: WOOOOOAH! My name's Chad. I'm a struggling musician. I've heard all sorts of great things about this place. Please let me stay. I'll do anything you want. Please.
Zoisite: The old guy won't be able to fight me off forever. No one's that strong. Go ahead and resist, old man, but it won't do you any good. Ha ha ha ha. Like it or not, you're one of us. Ha ha ha ha.
Serena: You know, maybe you should take your grandpa to the doctor or something.
Raye: He refuses to go.
Grandpa: WOAH! HAAA! HA HA! WAHOO! Ha ha ha ha ha! All right, Chad. Do it just like that.
Chad: What? No way! I'm a singer, man, not a monkey.
Grandpa: Use your fear!
Chad: Major bummer. Hey, wise master... am I a black belt yet?
Grandpa: Get up! We're not finished!
Raye: Grandpa, what have you done to him?
Serena: Oh ho ho. Look, Raye. Your grandpa's turned into a superhero.
Raye: Those are tablecloths.
Grandpa: Move it, Chad. You can't be sleeping on the job if you're gonna be MY apprentice.
Amy: Who's that guy?
Raye: Some toasted rock star recuperating from his last tour, so he says.
Grandpa: I'm waiting.
Raye: Chad, are you gonna be all right, you think?
Chad: Huh? I guess so, but check my face. Is anything out of place?
Raye: No, you're face is gonna be fine. What are you trying to do? Ruin his career now?
Grandpa: He asked me to teach him the ways of the temple, so that's what I did! At least he listens to me... not like some members of my own family! *crying* If I don't train him, you'll be left all alone to run the temple, but you can't do it by yourself.
Raye: See what I mean? Usually, he's so happy, but now, he's like this all the time.
Chad: All right. That's it. I have to finish today's training, so my master will be happy again. O great temple gong, as I ring you, please shower this place with peace and happiness...
Grandpa: Ha ha ha ha. I got you, Chad. I got you, Chad. I got you, Chad. The old water in the bucket trick works every time.
Raye: Grandpa, knock it off!
Amy: Serena, stop it.
Grandpa: You thought it was funny, right?
Serena: Oh yeah, Grandpa. It was the best.
Grandpa: Maybe I should take you on as my apprentice, too, eh?
Raye: You must be running a fever to say something like that.
Chad: Excuse me, Raye, but don't you think you're overreacting?
Raye: Just stay out of this. Okay, Chad?
Chad: It was just a joke.
Raye: Stay out of it!
Chad: Woah!
Raye: Grandpa, you're going to see a doctor. Ever since you fell off the roof, you've been acting like a granola bar.
Serena: Don't listen to her, Grandpa. A pit bull with a toothache's got a better sense of humor. Cuter, too.
Grandpa: Who wants to go flying?
Raye: I've figured it out. You got meatballs on the sides of your head TO GO WITH THE SPAGHETTI INSIDE! Mmph.
Serena: Did you see that? Raye hurt me. *cries*
Lita: Get a life, Raye. You can't go shoving people around like that.
Serena: Yeah, big bully.
Amy: Lita's right, Raye. Apologize right now, and she'll stop that awful crying.
Raye: Hmph.
Amy: Fine. Be that way, brat. I'm sick of having to break up your pre-adolescent fights. Grow up. Get a life.
Lita: Yeah, give us a call when you get outta diapers.
Raye: Fine, get outta here. I'm not apologizing to anybody, especially that ditz Serena.
Chad: Can I talk to you, Raye?
Raye: NOT NOW, CHAD! Finish your lesson!
Chad: Oh...
Raye: So, what'd you want to talk to me about, Chad?
Chad: About your grandpa.
Raye: He's not himself. I'd understand if you wanted to leave right now.
Chad: No, actually. I'd like to stay and learn more about your temple.
Raye: Huh?
Chad: It's so peaceful here, and, to be honest, I get stagefright real bad. Maybe your grandpa can help me get over it.
Raye: ...if you survive his training.
Chad: Oh, he's already taught me a lot about facing my fears. It's... it's just all that flying through the tree stuff's worse than slamdancing. Think a pit helmet would help? What's so funny?
Raye: Oh, I don't know. Flying around in tablecloths isn't part of the usual training.
Chad: What?
Raye: I think something's wrong with Grandpa. That night, when you showed up at the temple, he fell off the roof. I'm afraid he's losing it.
Serena: Oh, it's time to play matchmaker. Yeah. Cool. I can totally see Raye going out with a hot rock star.
Luna: Serena, don't. The last thing you need is to do more meddling into Raye's life.
Serena: Come on, Luna. It'll be a kick. Don't be such an old stodgemeister.
Luna: Just how do you plan to play matchmaker anyway?
Serena: Tada!
Luna: No, Serena! You promised you wouldn't use the Luna Pen for pranks anymore!
Serena: DISGUISE POWER! Turn me into a fortune teller matchmaker. She'll never recognize me.
Luna: Wouldn't count on that.
Disguised Serena: Ooh, I sense strong vibrations. Let me tell you your fortune. You see the sticks here? When I throw them into the air, they're going to tell me your future.
Raye & Chad: Huh?
Disguised Serena: And I have a strong hunch wedding bells will be ringing. Ready? RAAA! RAO! RE! RA! YA! You see how the sticks are crossed in my hands. That means only one thing: time for a little kissyface. Come on. What are you waiting for?
Raye: This ditz is outta control.
Disguised Serena: Huh?
Raye: Let's go, Chad.
Chad: Okay.
Disguised Serena: No kissyface? Oh...
Raye: What do we owe you for the fortune?
Disguised Serena: Ten bucks would be nice, young lady.
Raye: Yeah. Ten bucks should buy a heap of Sailor V comic books, wouldn't it? BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY MONEY! GET LOST, SERENA, AND STAY LOST!
Serena: You know it's me?
Luna: She knows about Disguise Power, remember?
Serena: Raye, wait. *cries*
Luna: Cheer up, Serena.
Serena: I can't. I totally embarassed myself with Raye. She hates me.
Luna: She doesn't hate you. She thinks you're a major ditz, which, under the circumstances, I don't blame her, but you know Raye. Tomorrow, it'll all blow over.
Serena: But she wouldn't even let me apologize!
Luna: Of course she will, eventually, and then I bet she'll be glad to have some help with her grandpa. Mmm. Wow, your mom's chocolate cakes are much yummy.
Serena: How can you even THINK of food right now?
Luna: Mmm, you must be really upset.
Serena: Major chocolate hit. Yum. I know! Let's take this up to Raye's temple as a peace offering.
Luna: Mmm?
Serena: This is inspired. If there's one thing Raye can't resist, it's anything chocolate. Ha ha. Ha ha. Oh, I may not even have to apologize.
Luna: Serena, your mom brought those in specially for us.
Serena: Aren't you always telling me discipline builds character?
Luna: Hey, wait. Give me one more. I had to go and open my big mouth. I wanted those cupcakes all for me.
Chad: CONQUER YOUR FEAR! This time, I'm gona do it, Raye. *sings* You just watch me. This one's for you.
Raye: Can't sing too well, but sure is a cutie. CHAD, LOOK OUT!
Chad: RAZE BUSHES!
Raye: You know, I'm really worried about Grandpa. I think he's getting too old to stay here. I'm gonna have to ask the sacred fire's guidance for this one. I don't know what to do anymore.
Grandpa: Sacred flame, I seek your guidance. Help me to fight the evil that threatens me. Come on! Try and take me, ya creepy witch!
Zoisite: Ha ha ha ha. Grandpa, you're way too weak to hold me off this time.
Grandpa: We'll see about that!
Raye: What's happening?! I feel serious Negavibes.
Zoisite: I want that crystal. ZOI! You're on my side, remember? Surrender the Rainbow Crystal!
Tuxedo Mask: Not so fast, Negascum!
Zoisite: Tuxedo Mask! I thought you might show up.
Tuxedo Mask: You're not going to get away from me this time!
Zoisite: We'll see about that, Tuxedo Mask
Tuxedo Mask: Not him, too?
Zoisite: Queen Beryl will be thrilled. Hm hm hm hm hm. Gotcha again, cape boy.
Tuxedo Mask: You're not getting away with that crystal!
Zoisite: Really?
Tuxedo Mask: Don't you ever stay to fight your own battles, Zoisite?!
Zoisite: Ha ha. Why should I?
Chad: I WANT MY MOMMY!
Tuxedo Mask: How'd she disappear so fast?
Zoisite: Ha ha ha ha. I win again, Tuxedo Mask, but watch your back. When I return, I'll come for YOU. Ha ha ha ha.
Chad: Raye, you gotta come quick! AH!
Raye: WHAT'RE YOU DOING, CHAD?!
Chad: You... monster! I mean, you gotta come fight this monster!
Raye: What kind of monster?
Chad: I don't know, but he's real fast.
Raye: Where...? Oh, gross! He's out cold.
Raye: He's out cold.
Chad: Stay back, you cross-eyed lobster!
Raye: Chad, it's dangerous.
Chad: Yeah, but I've never felt more alive than now. My fear is gone. As Grandpa said, use your fear! I've gotta work on headbutts.
Raye: What do you want?! Sacred flame, show me who's behind this evil monster!
Grandpa: Help me, granddaughter.
Raye: It's the Negaverse! They've managed to turn Grandpa into this beast! Grandpa, it's me, Raye! Don't you recognize me? Can you hear me? Grandpa, fight this evil!
Serena: HOLD IT! YOU'RE GONNA BE NOTHING BUT MOON DUST IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS, NEGACRUD! MOON PRISM POWER! I AM SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means YOU!
Raye: You don't know how glad I am to see you.
Sailor Moon: Hmm, glad to hear it. Why don't we seal our apology with a big bite of chocolate cupcake?
Luna: Sailor Moon, don't you think there are a few more important matters at hand here?!
Sailor Moon: Yeah, I guess you're right. MOON TIARA...
Raye: Sailor Moon, you can't dust him! That monster's my grandpa!
Luna: He must have carried a Rainbow Crystal! Sailor Moon, if you'd brought your communicator, we could've called the other Scouts for help!
Raye: Get ready to stop, okay, Sailor Moon? We'll stun him so we can transform him back. Scroll... I call upon the power of Mars. FIREBALLS CHARGE!
Sailor Moon: MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
Raye: Oh, poor Grandpa...
Sailor Moon: Is he all right?
Raye: I think so.
Lita: Hey, Amy.
Amy: Huh? Lita, hi. Where are you going?
Lita: I'm headed for Raye's temple.
Amy: Funny. Me too. I fell lousy about what I said to her yesterday, especially when her grandpa's flipping out. She needs her friends right now.
Lita: Raye was really rough on Serena, but still...
Amy: Yes, I know. What do you think we should do?
Lita: Well, we might not be able to do anything about her grandpa, but I'm sure she'd be glad to know her friends are still there for her to count on.
Raye: Boy, fighting monsters sure makes me hungry.
Serena: Mmm, me too.
Chad: I wonder if your grandpa'll show me how to do that transformation thing.
Grandpa: How to do what, Chad?
Serena: Oh, you know: turn into that big ol' red lobster thingy...
Raye: You promised not to tell him about it, remember? So Chad, do you think you're about ready to go back to the real world now?
Serena: No, he should stay.
Chad: Well, I'd like to hang with Grandpa AND get back to my music.
Serena & Raye: Oh...
Chad: Okay, not singing. Ha ha. Got the point.
Raye: That's a mistake.
Chad: Huh?
Raye: I had a vision, and it showed me why you came here. It was to get over over your stagefright, and you did it.
Chad: OH, I FEEL A SONG RISING IN MY HEART! I've gotta sing! I'm cured! I can go on stage again!
Serena: And maybe you could go on tour with him as a backup singer.
Raye: Stop trying to fix me up with Chad already, would ya?! The only guy I'm interested in is Darien. Nothing's gonna change that.
Serena: Chad's a rock star!
Raye: You're gonna SEE stars!
Grandpa: Stop it, Raye! I've told you a thousand times: you can't date until you're at least sixteen.
Raye: Huh?
Serena: *taunts* Ha ha-ha ha-haa haa.
Raye: Why do I put up with you?!
Chad: Wanna hear my song?
Raye & Grandpa: MAYBE ANOTHER TIME!
Amy: Listen.
Lita: Hmm. Sounds to me like Serena and Raye managed to patch things up between them.
Amy: I'd never thought I'd love to hear them argue.

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