Sailor Moon Episode Twenty-Five
Too Many Girlfriends
- Weatherman: Hidey ho, folks out there. It's Wally the Weatherman. I always get it right. Sunny and clear today, people. It's gonna be a beauty.
- Lita: Oh great! This is just great! I'm gonna be totally soaked! That stupid weatherman never gets it right! AAAH! DOPESTER! Why don't you watch where you're going?!
- Andrew: Sorry, Lita.
- Lita: Sorry isn't good enough, buddy. That sounds like Andrew. I'm so sorry, Andrew.
- Andrew: Here, let me help you. Don't be sorry, Lita. It was my fault. I missed you, Lita. I haven't seen you at the arcade lately. I'm on my way over there right now if you'd like to come with me. I'd really like it if you would.
- Lita: What beautiful eyes he has.
- Andrew: I can give you free tokens, too.
- Lita: Oh wow. He really likes me.
- Andrew: Earth to Lita. You okay? Here. Let me help you.
- Lita: Okay.
- Andrew: Hey, you know, Serena's been telling me what an amazing cook you are.
- Lita: Hmm...
- Andrew: Come on. Don't be so darn modest.
- Lita: Well, I do love to cook, and someday I'm gonna have my own restaurant.
- Andrew: I can't cook toast.
- Lita: Here. Give me your address, a-and I'll come over and give you a lesson.
- Andrew: Oh.
- Lita: Hmm...
- Andrew: You sure? I don't want to impose or anything.
- Lita: You kidding? I think it'll be fun. Hey, your place isn't that far from my house.
- Andrew: Well, the rain's stopped. Guess we can be on our way.
- Lita: Who needs sunshine anyway?
- Andrew: What? Can I call you, you know, to set up a time for that cooking lesson?
- Lita: Sure you can call. Oh, but you know what? I don't have any plans later this afternoon. I'll come over later, okay?
- Andrew: Wait. But I've got a date tonight.
- Rita: There you are.
- Andrew: Rita! I was just thinking about you.
- Rita: You're too good to me, you know? A girl could get awfully spoiled around you.
- Andrew: Then you got the flowers I sent you?
- Rita: They're beautiful.
- Andrew: Guess what? I got us reservations tonight at that Italian place you like.
- Rita: Oh Andrew, I'm sorry. I won't be able to go.
- Andrew: Why not? They're not making you work overtime again, are they?
- Rita: No, I've been promoted.
- Andrew: You have? Rita, that's terrific! You're gonna go to Africa with Dr. Bennet, like you've always wanted.
- Rita: He's the best. Unlucky, but it's two years.
- Darien: Hey, lovebirds...
- Rita: Darien, you gotta quit sneaking up like that. Ha ha... Oh, look at the time. I gotta go. I'll give you a call when I get home, okay, Andrew? Bye, Darien.
- Zoisite: Homing Crystal, it's time to retrieve another Rainbow Crystal. Show us the next target. Rita Blake, the research student from the School of Biology.
- Malachite: Too bad we have to destroy such beauty.
- Zoisite: How can you say that of a human, Malachite? You told me I was the ultimate example of perfect beauty.
- Malachite: Shh. Don't be mad. Queen Beryl will see your anger as weakness. Zoisite...
- Zoisite: Go away!
- Malachite: You know there's no one more important to me in all the Negaverse.
- Zoisite: I'm so lucky. Now it's time to collect what's rightfully ours.
- Darien: So what you so down about, Andrew?
- Andrew: Rita's gonna leave... for Africa. That bug research project with Dr. Bennet came through today.
- Darien: Bummer. I guess that means you guys are gonna have to break up.
- Andrew: We could still have a long-distance relationship, or maybe I'll go to Africa and study entomology, too.
- Darien: But you hate bugs.
- Andrew: I think I can learn to like them for her.
- Darien: I thought that you wanted to become a surgeon.
- Andrew: Well, not if it means giving up Rita. You know, I've never known anybody like her. She's great.
- Darien: Won't work long-distance.
- Andrew: Haven't you ever been totally gone on someone?
- Darien: Me? Come on. Get real.
- Andrew: Yeah. Well, you meet this person who's just totally special and everything clicks, and you know this is forever.
- Darien: Forever? You've got to be kidding me. I can barely stay interested for five minutes. No way.
- Andrew: Yeah. What about Serena's friend, Raye?
- Darien: Nah. I know she's got some silly schoolgirl crush on me, but we're just pals. Nothing more.
- Andrew: She told me you've been going to karate together...
- Memory Raye: Beat him all three times.
- Andrew: ...but you're right about the age thing. I think of Serena and her friends kinda like little sisters.
- Darien: *thyinking* Wait'll he finds out. Serena and Lita both have the most humongous crushes on him.
- Andrew: Who is it?
- Lita: HEY ANDREW, IT'S LITA! READY TO COOK UP A STORM?!
- Andrew: Hold on. Be right there. I was just on my way to the market.
- Lita: Not so fast. Let's see what you need.
- Andrew: Sorry. The place is kind of a mess.
- Lita: People always say that when company comes over, and it's never true... 'cept in this case. Got dish soap?
- Andrew: Yeah. I think there's some left.
- Lita: Excellent. You get busy cleaning that mountain of dishes.
- Andrew: Huh?
- Lita: I just can't make anything good in a mess like this. Now, let's go. Hey Andrew, what's this?
- Andrew: That's Rita and me at a picnic.
- Lita: Who's Rita? Your older sister?
- Andrew: No, she's my girlfriend.
- Lita: HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN GOING OUT?!
- Andrew: Oh... a year.
- Lita: AAAAAH! Sometimes, reality really stinks.
- Serena: Brring. Wake up call. You wouldn't wanna sleep through class. Ha ha ha. Listen to ME. That's a first.
- Lita: Grrr. Just leave me alone, you little pest.
- Serena: Woah, if looks could kill. Wait. Let me guess. You burned up Andrew's food last night, and now you're embarassed.
- Luna: Lighten up on her. She's just found out Andrew's got a girlfriend.
- Serena: No way. Seriously, what's wrong? I've never seen you look so miserable.
- Lita: Andrew's in love.
- Serena: NOOOO!
- Lita: He's been with her for a whole year.
- Serena: Well, how come he never mentioned her to us so we could stop moping over him? It's not fair! *cries*
- Lita: Hey, I thought you were over him.
- Serena: He was my first crush.
- Lita: But I thought you were madly in love with Tuxedo Mask.
- Serena: I am, but he's not interested in me.
- Lita: WOULD YOU DIAL IT DOWN, OKAY?!
- Luna: You can't blame her. The only guy who's got the hots for her is the school dweebmeister, 'Melvin the Cerebellum.'
- Serena: Now you, traitor?!
- Luna: Don't scare me like that.
- Serena: If there's one thing being a Sailor Scout's taught me, it's that you never give up, no matter how bad things may be going. I'll get what I want. Oh yeah. Yes I will.
- Lita: Who exacly did you have in mind?
- Serena: Andrew. I'm not really over him.
- Lita: We've still got a chance. His girlfriend's going away pretty soon, so don't give up. One of us might be able to get him.
- Serena: Do you think so? It's guess it can't hurt to try.
- Serena & Lita: Romance will be ours, and we won't stop until we find it. We're Love Scouts.
- Luna: Somebody tell me this is a really bad dream. I mean BAD.
- Serena: Wanna go first?
- Lita: Well, I thought we could go see him together.
- Serena: Okay, just don't be mad when I sweep him off his feet.
- Lita: Uh... I think I'll see him alone.
- Darien: Hey. Meatball Head.
- Serena: I thought I smelled a rat.
- Darien: Andrew's not working today, guys. He's busy helping his girlfriend pack for Africa. Give it up, you two. Face it. He just isn't interested.
- Serena: Ooh, go fall in a sewer someplace, okay?
- Lita: Before I get mad.
- Darien: I'm only trying to save you two from complete and total humiliation. Believe me. It's not a pretty sight.
- Serena & Lita: Ooh!
- Lita: Why would you care?
- Serena: Yeah, why?
- Darien: Meatball Head, he and Rita are really tight, so you should leave 'em alone.
- Serena: How many times do I have to tell you? My name is Serena, not Meatball Head. Or is your brain too small to grasp that? Ooh...
- Darien: I know your name: Meatball Head.
- Serena: OOH!
- Serena: Hello. Andrew.
- Worker: Woah. Andrew's not here. He's over at his girlfriend's, I think.
- Serena: Oh... I hate it when Darien's right.
- Darien: Really, Lita, you're gonna make fools o' yourselves.
- Lita: But we're Love Scouts... and we won't give up until our mission is accomplished, and one of us dates Andrew.
- Darien: Oh, brother. I wonder if I was this wigged out when I was in junior high school.
- Lita: *gasps* WIGGED OUT?! TAKE IT BACK! Uh, are you okay?
- Lita: Okay, Lita. You better think of a good excuse, so Andrew's girlfriend doesn't think I'm out here spying on her.
- Rita: Good night, Dr. Bennet. See you tomorrow.
- Dr. Bennet: Good night, Rita.
- Rita: Bye.
- Dr. Bennet: Bye.
- Lita: Okay. There she is. Excuse me, Rita.
- Rita: Oh! Goodness, you really startled me.
- Lita: I really appreciate your taking the time to talk to me. It's very nice of you.
- Rita: Oh sure, but what made you want to become a biologist, Lita?
- Lita: Oh, Andrew was telling me all about your trip to Africa, and it sounded neat.
- Rita: Yeah, it will be... if I decide to go, but I'm not sure it's worth losing Andrew over it. I know it's really a once-in-a-lifetime oppurtunity, but... I don't want him to meet anyone else.
- Lita: You can't miss out on an oppurtunity like this! No way! I'd go to Africa in a minute, especially if it meant fulfilling my greatest dream, and who knows? Maybe you and Andrew will just pick up where you left off. *thinking* I'm not too good at this romantic sabotage stuff.
- Serena: All right. Lita's gonna show us how to make Beef Stroganof. Ha ha ha.
- Lita: That's his place.
- Serena: Oh no. I'm getting really wigged out.
- Luna: Relax, Serena. It's just a cooking lesson, okay?
- Andrew: Hey you guys, you're right on time. Come on in.
- Serena: Wow, Andrew. It's so clean. Lita told me it was worse than a toxic waste dump. Oh, that's the cup I gave you for Christmas. I wonder if he thinks of me when he uses it.
- Lita: Serena, put it down.
- Andrew: That's my favorite.
- Serena: Oh. I hope you don't mind me coming. I need to learn to cook, too.
- Andrew: No, as a matter of fact, I'm really glad you came this way. You both can meet my girlfriend.
- Lita: Let's just get started.
- Serena: I'm starved. Is there anything in here to snack on?
- Lita: We'll be eating soon.
- Serena: Well, what do we do until then?
- Lita: Grab a knife and start peeling potatoes.
- Serena: I can't. I'll feel like I'm in the army.
- Lita: Fine. Then start on the onions.
- Serena: Okay, but chopping onions always makes me cry.
- Lita: Serena, you're never gonna make it as a cook.
- Serena: Then I'll just eat.
- Andrew: Hello? Rita!
- Rita: I'm not going to be able to come for dinner. I'm really sorry. I don't feel well.
- Andrew: What is it? Have you got the flu?
- Rita: I don't know what it is. I think it could be... heartbreak.
- Andrew: Don't... don't move. I'll come and pick you up. Do you guys mind holding down the fort for me?
- Serena: No. You go on and get your girlfriend.
- Andrew: Will it be ruined?
- Lita: It'll keep.
- Andrew: Thanks. You guys are the greatest. Bye.
- Serena: Let's go ahead and eat without him.
- Lita: I don't think he's coming back.
- Luna: Something must have happened. Andrew's not the type to run out. The Rainbow Crystal Alert! The Negaverse is nearby! Serena! MEOW!
- Serena: Ooh, but I'm ready for bed.
- Luna: RAINBOW CRYSTAL ALERT, SERENA!
- Lita: Man, I was so preoccupied, I didn't even hear it go off.
- Serena: I can't believe we wasted our whole evening waiting for silly Andrew. Is he gonna get a piece of my mind.
- Luna: Just transform!
- Serena: MOON PRISM POWER!
- Lita: JUPITER POWER!
- Zoisite: Ha ha. Out of the way, wimp. It's your girlfriend I'm after, not you. Now move. Don't say I didn't warn you.
- Andrew: AAAAAH!
- Rita: AAAH!
- Zoisite: Now where were we?
- Rita: MONSTER! What do you want?
- Zoisite: Rita, we're on the same side. You just don't remember, but soon enough, you will. You'll see.
- Rita: What's happening? Why are you after me?
- Zoisite: Because you've got something I need: the Rainbow Crystal.
- Blue Shadow: Ha ha ha ha ha. Free at last!
- Sailor Moon: Did you see that?
- Sailor Jupiter: Rita's a Negamonster.
- Luna: Careful, Sailors. She's dangerous and unpredictable.
- Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice!
- Sailor Jupiter: We fight for love...
- Sailor Moon: ...and stolen hearts!
- Both: In the name of love, we won't have monsters stealing our boyfirends!
- Luna: Where do they get this stuff?
- Sailor Moon: We blast our enemies to moon dust, and that means YOU!
- Blue Shadow: You're no match for me, Sailor brat!
- Sailor Moon: I'm so tired of you Negacreeps calling me that.
- Blue Shadow: Fine with me, brat.
- Zoisite: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'd better be getting the crystal back to Queen Beryl.
- Tuxedo Mask: Not so fast!
- Zoisite: Tuxedo Mask! That crystal belongs to me. Hand it over.
- Tuxedo Mask: Finders keepers, Zoisite! It's mine now!
- Sailor Moon: Wow! He's just so perfect.
- Sailor Jupiter: I thought you were back in love with Andrew.
- Sailor Moon: You can have Andrew. Tuxedo Mask's way more dreamy.
- Sailor Jupiter: Thanks.
- Sailor Moon: What are these things? Eeew! Leeches. Ew! Ick!
- Sailor Moon: Eeew! Leeches. Ew! Ick!
- Blue Shadow: Those leeches are gonna suck all the energy outta ya. You'll be lower on the food chain than even an amoeba.
- Sailor Moon: Ooh...
- Luna: She needs to brush up on her biology.
- Sailor Jupiter: I'm gonna blast this broad all the way back to the Negaverse. SAY GOODBYE! JUPITER THUNDER CRUSH!
- Blue Shadow: Hm hm ha ha. This'll be fun.
- Sailor Jupiter: She sucked up my power.
- Blue Shadow: Blast 'em!
- Sailor Jupiter: Look out!
- Sailor Moon: She's got your power!
- Sailor Jupiter: Yeah, and if I zap her again, it'll make her even stronger.
- Blue Shadow: Okay, which one o' you brats wants to get barbecued first?
- Sailor Moon: Jupiter, can't you turn that lightning bolt off?
- Sailor Jupiter: Uh unn.
- Blue Shadow: Too bad I can't toast your other pals with you.
- Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
- Blue Shadow: What?!
- Sailor Moon: Mercury!
- Sailor Jupiter: And Mars!
- Sailor Mercury: Sorry it took us so long.
- Sailor Mars: Now, let's get rid of this slimeball. MARS FIRE IGNITE!
- Sailor Mercury: Sailor Moon, it's up to you now.
- Sailor Jupiter: You've gotta save Rita, before it's too late.
- Sailor Mars: So what are you waiting for?
- Sailor Moon: Give your mouth a rest.
- Sailor Mars: Just hurry up before she gets away.
- Sailor Moon: Quit giving orders!
- Luna: Hey! We're a team, remember?
- Sailor Moon: MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
- Tuxedo Mask: You're not getting that crystal!
- Zoisite: You win this time. I'm no match for the great Tuxedo Mask. So long. Ha ha ha. I can't believe you fell for that. The great Tuxedo Mask done in by his own ego. Ah ha ha ha.
- Tuxedo Mask: Next time we meet, I'll be ready for you, Zoisite.
- Rita: Andrew...
- Andrew: Rita...
- Public Announcer: This is the last call for boarding on Flight 402 to Nairobi, Africa.
- Andrew: Well, I guess you'd better go. It's last call.
- Rita: I know. I'll miss you so much.
- Andrew: I'll miss you too.
- Andrew: I'll write each day.
- Rita: Me too.
- Public Announcer: All passengers on Flight 402 should now be at the gate. This is the final boarding call.
- Rita: Andrew, you'll be in my heart.
- Andrew: You're in mine.