Sailor Moon Episode Eighteen

Sailor Moon Episode Eighteen Worth A Princess's Ransom

Serena: OH! I can't be late again! Hey, what's with the traffic jam? Looks like a security check. Must be some big shot here for a visit. Morning, Molly.
Molly: If you say so.
Serena: What's the matter? You seem down. Have a bad dream or something?
MaxfieldP: Actually, a mystery meaning sounds rather romantic. Do you think I'm stupid, Sailor girl?! I know who you really are!
Molly: I guess it was a dream, or else I'd remember more of it.
Serena: Hey, we'd better get our rears in gear. If I'm late again, I'll get a detention.
Serena: Oh, I'm wiped out.
Melvin: Hidey ho. Wanna hear the latest buzz? Princess Diamond's in town, and she's having a huge party to show all her family's jewels.
Serena: Who's Princess Diamond?
Melvin: Only the heiress to the largest jewel collection ever. Everybody's dying to see her Imperial Crystal.
Serena: Oh, how I'd love to meet a real live princess!
Molly: I think it'll be a huge bore. My mother's making me go. They invited all the jewelry store owners from all over town. Gee, I sure wish I could get out of it, but my mom's being really rigid.
Serena: OOOH! Then give me your ticket, please? Please, I wanna go!
Luna: Princess Diamond will unveil the Imperial Crystal tonight. Could she be our Moon Princess?
Queen Beryl: I'm very interested in this Princess Diamond. She may have the long-lost Imperium Silver Crystal which we need to release the Negaforce and take over the Universe.
Zoisite: I'm amazed you'd show up, Nephlite, after that embarrassing little encounter with the Sailor Scouts.
Nephlite: Queen Beryl summoned her warriors, so I came.
Zoisite: Warriors, not losers.
Nephlite: Buzz off, Zoisite. You called, Majesty?
Queen Beryl: Yes, Nephlite. There's a Princess Diamond who's traveling the world with something called the Imperial Crystal, a family heirloom. It could be the Imperium Silver Crystal we've been searching for all these years. If we get it back, there'll be no longer a Universe, only the Negaverse!
Zoisite: Send me! Nephlite is a loser!
Queen Beryl: If he fails, he's history.
Nephlite: I'll be back with that crystal, Queen Beryl. You won't be disappointed.
Zoisite: Queen Beryl, why do you put up with that guy? Has he not failed you enough?
Queen Beryl: You've got a lot to learn, Zoisite. Desperation is the best motivation.
Zoisite: Oh Malachite, when will I ever get my chance?
Malachite: You'll get your chance soon enough. Be patient. Impatience can be a sign of weakness.
Zoisite: But, what if Nephlite succeeds?
Malachite: I doubt he will, but don't question Beryl's orders. She hates that.
Raye: Really? You think she could be OUR princess?
Luna: It's possible. I mean, she's from a long line of royalty, and she's got this ancient gem: the Imperial Crystal. We have to check her out, at least.
Serena: Can we phone?
Amy: There's no way we'd ever get through. Besides, we need to see her and that Imperial Crystal she's got.
Serena: Fat chance. Melvin told me in detail about security at the embassy. Anyway, none of us even has an invitation. They're not gonna let us in the building.
Raye: What? You got noodles inside that head o' yours to go with the meatballs? We're the Sailor Scouts! We'll figure out some way to get in there!
Serena: Why are you always yelling at me, Raye? You're so mean.
Raye: I WASN'T YELLING!
Amy: I say we go to the embassy tonight and see if there's a way to get in. In the meantime, I'll do some research; see what I can dig up on the princess and all those jewels of hers. Is that okay?
Luna: I wish you'd take this Scout business more seriously. You know there's more to life than chocolate milkshakes.
Serena: I'm home. Huh?
Serena's Dad: Hi there.
Serena: What's going on? Why are you all dressed up?
Serena's Dad: I'm going to the embassy party. Got an invite at work.
Serena: You mean Princess Diamond's party?! I wanna go, Dad. I mean, majorly wanna go. Please?
Serena's Dad: Sorry, pumpkin. Can't do it. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.
Serena: Everyone's going except me! I know.
Luna: What? You've got an idea? Oh, not again.
Serena: DISGUISE POWER! Turn me into the foxiest femme around! So, how do I look?
Luna: Turn around. Fine, but you know that Luna Pen's only for Sailor business.
Serena: Huh? This IS Sailor business. Once I get in that embassy - after I scope out the food and the guys - I'll get the skinny on the princess. I'll be working really hard.
Luna: When you're not eating.
Serena: Uh huh.
Luna: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Moon Princess: Tuxedo Mask, find the Imperium Silver Crystal.
Tuxedo Mask: I will. Then, we can be together again.
Darien: It's that dream again.
Serena: I hope I don't get busted by security. Hey there, girls.
Raye & Amy: Serena?
Doorman: May I see your invitation?
Serena: I am the Countess Popover. You can check it out in your VIP book.
Doorman: Popover. Popover. Let me see. Let me see...
Serena: This disguise stuff is the hottest.
Serena: They're all wearing masks, just like in the movies! It's so like... classic!
Nephlite: Hm hm hm. I knew she'd be here.
Molly: This is such a snoozer.
Maxfield: Eh, hello, Molly. May I have this dance?
Oh...
Maxfield: You remember me?
Molly: Of course. You're Maxfield Stanton.
Maxfield: You do dance, don't you?
Molly: Yeah, I do. Not very well.
Maxfield: You don't really expect me to believe that. Someone as lovely and as graceful as you?
Molly: Oh, you really think that?
Maxfield: Yup, I was right. You were just being modest.
Serena: I wonder where Dad's hiding. I wanna see if he recognizes me.
Serena's Dad: She looks just like a princess. I'll have to get a picture of her for Serena. She loves to play princess.
Serena: What do you know? I guess he didn't recognize me or he would've been fritzed. AAH! MY DRESS! Oh...
Darien: So, this is a no-brainer. Those musclemen aren't just there to be guarding the doorknobs. How am I gonna get past them?
Serena: Which way? Huh? Huh?
Darien: Huh? Who is that? She looks familiar. Could it be...? She looks like the girl in my dream.
Maxfield: I'm so glad I ran into you, Molly.
Molly: *thinking* Reality check here, Molly. Maxfield Stanton and me?
Maxfield: What's the matter? Do I make you feel uncomfortable? Come on. Look at me.
Molly: Maxfield... oh...
Maxfield: That's better. YES! From now on, you will obey only me, your one and only master: the Negaverse.
Possessed Molly: Yes.
Nephlite: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Serena: Well, no wonder Molly didn't wanna come. It's so boring if you don't dance.
Darien: May I have this dance?
Serena: *thinking* It's Tuxedo Mask! Oh, this has gotta be some kind of dream. Please, please don't let me klutz out and fall on my feet.
Darien: *thinking* She looks just like the girl in my dream. Who can she be?
Serena: *thinking* Why do I get the feeling we've danced together before? It all feels so... right.
Bodyguard: Sorry, no admittance.
Possessed Molly: The princess called. Said it was urgent. I'm doing as asked.
Bodyguard: She didn't tell us.
Princess Diamond: Why can't Daddy present the crystal himself? I hate talking in front of people. If my stand-in doesn't show up soon, I'll have to do it.
Bodyguard: Princess, this girl says that you asked her to come up here.
Possessed Molly: Diamond darling, what's with all the security goons?
Princess Diamond: You're here. Leave us. You heard me. Scoot. The agency did a really great job. You look just like me. No one will ever know.
Possessed Molly: Yeah, well, maybe you should get your prescription checked.
Princess Diamond: What do you mean? Ha ha ha! I hope you like the taste of that carpet.
Bodyguard: You all right, Princess? We heard screaming.
Possessed Diamond: Out of my way! Clear the decks, guys!
King: What's wrong with my daughter?
Bodyguard: She's not herself, sir.
Other Bodyguard: Better sound the alert.
Luna: Come on. I've got a nasty feeling the Negaverse might have heard about the crystal, too. Let's go!
Nephlite: Princess, down here. Throw me the crystal. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Possessed Diamond: Yes, master.
Serena: What are you doing? You can't give that to him.
Possessed Diamond: Hey!
Serena: HELP! AAAAH!
Luna: HOLD ON!
Tuxedo Mask: HAH!
Serena: Please don't drop me!
Possessed Diamond: Oh hey, when opportunity knocks...
Amy: Something's wrong. Don't you feel it?
Raye: Yeah.
Nephlite: Tuxedo Mask! I hate that guy. If he wants to meddle in my business, he's gonna pay for it BIG!
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE! Let's see how brave you are when you haven't got all your ugly pals around.
Serena: Help me please! Don't drop me!
Luna: Great! Now help the other girls.
Serena: Which way? Huh? Huh?
Tuxedo Mask: Take the stairs down. I'll meet you outside.
Nephlite: See ya.
Sailor Mercury: Hold it right there. Why are you after the crystal?
Tuxedo Mask: Because that crystal is the key to the whole Universe... and until I get my hands on it, I'll never find out who I really am.
Sailor Mercury: You're Tuxedo Mask, friend of the Sailor Scouts.
Tuxedo Mask: I don't really know who I am. You remember that.
Serena: My mystery man...
Sailor Mercury: What happened to Princess Diamond?
Serena: Oops, I forgot. MOON PRISM POWER!
Lady: What's the matter with her?
Man: Someone call a doctor.
Serena's Dad: Wow. Poor Princess Diamond. Need a picture.
Second Lady: She fainted! Give her air!
Nephlite: I cannot face Queen Beryl empty-handed. I will get that crystal!
Third Lady: What's happening now?
Fourth Lady: How weird.
Third Lady: What's going on?
Possessed Diamond: What are you gawking at? Let's see if we can't put that wasted energy to better use.
Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice!
Sailor Mercury: I am Sailor Mercury!
Sailor Mars: I'm Sailor Mars! Sailor Moon We will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you're gonna be a pile of moon dust, sister!
Possessed Diamond: That's not the proper way to address royalty, brats.
Luna: Careful, Scouts.
Possessed Diamond: See ya!
Sailor Mars: I call upon the power of Mars. Help us to defeat this Negaslime. MARS FIREBALLS CHARGE!
Sailor Scouts: That's Nephlite's face!
Sailor Scouts: That's Nephlite's face!
Nephlite's Shade: Ha ha ha ha ha. Finally, I'll be rid of you!
Sailor Mars: Someone do something!
Sailor Moon: Mercury, how about your Bubbles?
Sailor Mercury: Well, I don't know. Here goes. MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
Sailor Moon: There's no way we're letting you get your evil hands on that crystal, and my tiara's gonna make sure of it. MOON TIARA MAGIC! Yes! Ha ha ha! You all right there, Princess? Huh?
Princess Diamond: I... think so. What happened to me?
Luna: Please, miss, are you the Moon Princess we've been looking for?
Sailor Moon: Are ya?
Princess Diamond: Hold on, please. I can't seem to find my glasses... ah!
Luna: Please, it's very important. Are you the princess from the Moon Kingdom?
Princess Diamond: AH! That cat's talking to me!
Luna: She's not it. The real Princess would have been expecting me.
Lady: Gracious, what was that all about?
Serena's Dad: Oh no. My film's ruined.
King: Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to present my daughter, Princess Diamond, heiress to the family fortune, with our greatest treasure, the Imperial Crystal.
Molly: I'm getting like Serena, falling asleep everywhere.
Princess Diamond: Our family's had this statue for over four hundred years. It's encrusted with nearly two thousand carats. It's absolutely priceless.
Nephlite: Absolutely worthless, you mean! Queen Beryl's not gonna like this.
Luna: Well, too bad she wasn't the real Moon Princess. Guess we'll just have to keep looking. Serena, ready to go?
Serena: Oh, give me a few more minutes to enjoy this, Luna. I don't want it to end. It's almost like I'm a real princess, waiting for my prince. Ha ha. It's nice to dream...
Dream Tuxedo Mask: Princess, at long last, we're together once more, and soon, we'll never have to part again. We'll be happier then we ever were before.
Dream Serena: And maybe we'll be able to meet somewhere besides in our dreams...

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