Sailor Moon Episode Seventeen
An Animated Mess

Voiceover: She's hot. She's poweful. She's Sailor V.
Crowd: Our hero!
Voiceover: Sailor V: The Movie. Coming soon to theaters everywhere.
Serena: Oh, I'm gonna die waiting for Sailor V's movie. I can't think of anything else. I'm gonna have a panic attack. Thank goodness I've got my comics to read 'til then.
Luna: Tough life.
Lori: I'm really not looking forward to meeting with Mr. Masterson.
Cassie: Why not? Didn't you finish your latest assignment?
Lori: That's not it. I just don't feel like having my worked picked apart.
Mr. Masterson: Hmm... needs work.
Lori: But I really worked hard on it.
Mr. Masterson: Yes, I can see that too, Lori, but you're still making the same mistake here. Her hair should be more messy after a fight scene, and her leg is about a millimeter too wide. I want perfection.
Lori: I know we're lucky. Just students, and working on the Sailor V movie, but it's so hard.
Cassie: Don't quit. Not now. At least, wait 'til the movie's finished, Lori.
Lori: I'm not gonna quit. I wanna see my name in the credits at the movie theater.
Cassie: Right, and we pass the class. Come on. Race you to the studio. Let's go!
Lori: Hey! Wait up! I wasn't ready! Cassie, this isn't fair.
Amy: Hey, wait! You dropped something! Maybe her name's on it. Oh, wow! She goes to the School of Animation. I'll have to wait and bring it back to her after school. That should be interesting.
Nephlite: The movement of the stars rules everything. Powers of the Negaverse, guide me to my next victim. Find someone with untapped resources so I can harness a vast amount of energy and release the Gemini warriors! This time, I'll beat the Sailor Scouts at their own game.
Amy: I've got so much homework. I'll return this tomorrow. That guy looks familiar. That was Nephlite!
Lori: Oh... what am I doing? I finally get the hair thing right, then I mess up on the stupid bow. I'm never gonna get it. Oh! I'm never gonna make the deadline. I wonder how far Cassie got on this today. Oh, I don't believe it. How could she get so far? She's way ahead. Mr. Masterson's gonna get on my case big time. If I don't catch up tonight, he'll kick me outta class. There's only one thing to do. I hate to do this, but desparate times call for desparate measures.
Lori: Wow. Those are the pencils professional animators use.
Cassie: Looks like they're almost out.
Lori: Cassie, if we had those pencils, I bet we'd draw better. Maybe we can get good enough to get into Animation School.
Cassie: Let's buy some, Lori.
Lori: What? We can't afford these. They're way too expensive.
Cassie: Oh, come on. It'll be worth it. Excuse me.
Cassie: This is perfect. These are gonna bring us good luck, Lori. Here you go.
Lori: Wow.
Cassie: These pencils are gonna make us rich and famous. Now, we gotta start working on our applications for animation school. You wanna come over to my house this weekend?
Lori: So when are we gonna use our pencils? They're too special to use in school everyday.
Cassie: Right, and since they ARE so expensive, we'll use them only for special projects.
Lori: Okay.
Cassie: Promise?
Lori: Promise.
Lori: Well, I'm sure Cassie would understand. She wouldn't want me to get kicked out. Still, I've used up almost all of my pencils. Oh, I feel so guilty. I hate breaking promises. She'll be so mad when she finds out. Anyway, can't worry about that now. We'll wait 'til this movie's finished, then... Oh, you startled me.
Maxfield: I'm sorry. The door was open, so I let myself in. I heard you're one of the schools top animators, but don't tell me you've only got this stuff to work with.
Lori: Oh no. Dont. I-I need that pencil. I'm only...
Maxfield/Nephlite: Well, all that's about to change. Hm hm hm ha ha ha!
Nephlite: Queen Beryl should be quite satisfied with that girl's energy.
Sailor Mercury: Nephlite, explain yourself. Why you are here? Whatever is is, you're not getting away with it.
Nephlite: Really. We'll see about that. I don't know which one of you Sailor Scouts is more pathetic: you or that wimpy little friend of yours, Sailor Moon.
Sailor Mercury: We're going to get you... next time.
Cassie: Yoo hoo. Lori. Hey, brought you a special dinner. It's your favorite.
Lori: I'm not hungry.
Amy: Excuse me.
Cassie: May I help you?
Amy: Yes, I found this folder on the street.
Cassie: Oh Lori, look. She found the folder you lost yesterday. Hey... Lori, didn't you hear what I said? Lori... I'm sorry. She's usually not like this. I think she's scared about flunking out.
Amy: I understand.
Cassie: She's been under a lot of pressure with the new Sailor V movie coming out.
Amy: Oh, she's working on that?
Cassie: We all are. She's working on the end. It's getting to her.
Amy: No, Nephlite is the one who got to her.
Luna: We'll check out the school, but Amy, you know you shouldn't have challenged Nephlite by yourself.
Amy: Yes, it was stupid.
Serena: Wimpy?! He called me wimpy?! How dare he call me that!
Luna: Well, it does have a certain ring of truth to it.
Serena: Dweebster?! I dare him to show his simpy face around me! OOH! I'm gonna blast him! Straight into the chromosphere!
Luna: This from a girl who cries during pillowfights.
Amy: Oh yes, I forgot to tell you. It's at the Animation School. That's where they're doing the work for the Sailor V movie.
Serena: Oh! How cool! Maybe she'll be there! I'll get her autograph!
Luna: Oh...
Cassie: Lori? You've done all of those this morning ALREADY?
Lori: No, that's only half. Mr. Masterson has the others... and Cassie...
Cassie: Uh huh?
Lori: I don't want anybody bothering me, including you. Okay?
Cassie: Lori, wait a minute. Wait! Something's wrong.
Lori: Ha ha ha ha. I'm the best student in this whole sorry school, and with this pencil, I'll blow Cassie right outta the competition.
Raye: Okay, I'll meet you after school. This isn't some bogus scheme so you can see the studio, and then meet Sailor V?
Serena: No, and is Obnoxious your middle name?
Amy: So, you bombed on your spelling test?
Serena: Mm hmm. It was hard.
Amy: Well, I'll help you study for the next one.
Raye: Hey guys...
Serena & Amy: Hmm?
Raye: Where have you been?
Serena: I-it was Melvin's fault. He wouldn't stop yakking.
Raye: So why didn't you call me on the communicator?
Luna: Miss Haruna was yelling too loudly. You wouldn't have heard us.
Serena: Shhh. Don't tell her.
Amy: Raye, did you cut class to go home to change?
Raye: No, it just so happens I took a change of clothes this morning. My uniform's in the bag.
Luna: Yes, and I'm a purple cockatoo.
Raye: What are we waiting for? Let's jet...
Serena & Amy: Hmm? Huh?
Raye: Oh no. My autograph cards... I-I mean, the kids from school's autograph cards.
Serena: Oh, nice try. You're dying for Sailor V's autograph, just like me.
Amy: Don't start. Hurry, Raye. This is Sailor business, remember?
Raye: You're on her side?
Amy: Let's just go.
Raye: Yeah, and get all those autographs and sell 'em for big bucks.
Zoisite: Hello, Nephlite.
Nephlite: Hmm?
Zoisite: Hard at work as usual, I see.
Nephlite: Yes, actually.
Zoisite: Your plan is to poison Sailor Moon with lemonade?
Nephlite: Hmph. You've been studying human sarcasm, I see.
Zoisite: It's required. Anyway, Queen Beryl noticed heavy activity in the Gemini sector, and she wants to make sure that you know what you're doing.
Serena & Raye: Sailor V! Totally cool!
Serena: Okay. Now, can you draw her eating...?
Amy: Cassie, where's your friend, Lori?
Cassie: She's still locked up in that office.
Amy: Really? Has anything strange happened around here lately?
Cassie: Nothing more than usual, except Lori.
Amy: And has anybody strange been hanging around? Notice any weird facts?
Cassie: Just Lori. She's changed.
Serena & Raye: She's doing her bow.
Lori: QUIET!
Cassie: She's gotten mean and real competitive.
Lori: You two keep your mouths shut, you hear me? This isn't a playground. It's a workplace, and we don't need dingbats like you disturbing us.
Cassie: Hmph. That's enough, Lori. You're being rude. We invited them to look around and see how we do things.
Lori: Do they have to squeal like two stock pigs? I can't concentrate with all that noise.
Cassie: Well, aren't WE the prima donna all of a sudden. What's gotten into you?
Lori: Whaddya mean?
Cassie: Lori, you're not yourself lately.
Student: Hello? School of Animation...
Cassie: What's happened to you?
Lori: Maybe you're jealous, Cassie. Ever think of that?
Student: Yes, sir. Yes, she is. Hold on, sir. Hey Lori, Mr. Masterson for you.
Lori: Yes, Mr. Masterson? Is there anything wrong?
Mr. Masterson: Are you kidding? I just saw your new stuff, and let me tell ya. It's great! It's exactly what I was looking for. When we do the sequel, you're my lead artist.
Lori: There won't be a sequel.
Mr. Masterson: Of course there will be.
Lori: Not anymore. Sailor V's finished. She'll be destroyed. Evil will prevail!
Mr. Masterson: You're wacko! Put Cassie on the line right now!
Lori: Then we'll create a whole new series about the glory of the dark forces.
Mr. Masterson: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! THIS IS MY MOVIE, REMEMBER?! LORI! ARE YOU THERE?! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
Cassie: Lori, you've gotta get some rest. You're not making sense!
Lori: You're wrong, Cassie. So wrong. Evil is bound to triumph. I'm just choosing the winning side.
Cassie: Lori... we've worked so hard on this movie. Don't you remember our dreams? You're throwing it all away! You'll get kicked out! Is that what you want?! 'Cause that's what'll happen if you don't stop this right now!
Lori: You're absolutely right, Cassie... so I quit! I don't need this place. I'll start my own studio and work in peace, alone.
Cassie: Lori...
Raye: Getting Negaverse vibes.
Serena: Yes.
Lori: So long, losers.
Cassie: Lori, wait! Lori! No, you guys. Let me go after her.
Cassie: Lori! Lori, wait! You... we gotta talk.
Serena: Hey, where'd she go? Huh? She's up there!
Cassie: Lori, wait! What's happening to her? What's wrong?
Lori: Nothing's wrong. I just can't stand to be around you anymore.
Cassie: Why? What did I do?
Lori: You didn't do anything. That's the problem. Weak, lazy humans just don't interest me anymore! My energy belongs TO THE NEGAFORCE!
Cassie: That's our special pencil!
Nephlite: Energy level at maximum! UNLEASH THE GEMINI WARRIORS!
Cassie: Lori!
Luna: Sailors, are you ready?
Serena, Raye, & Amy: Yes!
Serena: MOON PRISM POWER!
Amy: MERCURY POWER!
Raye: MARS POWER!
Serena, Raye, & Amy: TRANSFORM!
Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon!
Sailor Mercury: I am Sailor Merucry!
Sailor Mars: I am Sailor Mars!
Zoisite: They've fallen for your trap.
Nephlite: Yes, their meddling is going to be the end of them. Now watch. They're about to get a taste of their own medicine.
Zoisite: Sounds fun.
Nephlite: I trained the Gemini myself.
Sailor Mars: We're the Sailor Scouts, Champions of Justice!
Sailor Mercury: We will right wrongs and triumph over evil!
Sailor Moon: In the name of the Moon, you two witches are moon dust! I am Sailor Moon!
Sailor Mercury: Mercury!
Sailor Mars: Mars!
Sailor Scouts: Sailor Scouts!
Red Gemini: Your routine's getting old, ladies.
Blue Gemini: Yeah, and it's so predictable.
Sailor Moon: So, what have you got?
Gemini Warriors: TWIN POWER!
Red Gemini: Ready to put these Sailor brats in their place?
Blue Gemini: Oh yeah! I can hardly wait.
Gemini Warriors: GEMINI POWER!
Red Gemini: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
Blue Gemini: Ha ha ha ha ha! MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
Gemini Warriors: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Red Gemini: Excellent!
Blue Gemini: Much easier than I thought!
Sailor Mercury: My bubbles!
Sailor Mars: I don't get it! Mars Power is mine!
Red Gemini: I'll finish them off.
Blue Gemini: Oh no. You don't get all the glory.
Red Gemini: But my fireball defeated them.
Blue Gemini: Wrong! It was my bubbles!
Red Gemini: Puh-lease. My fireballs against your bubbles any day.
Blue Gemini: Oh, I don't believe this. Give me a break! Can it!
Red Gemini: Why do you always have to be so stubborn?
Blue Gemini: Stubborn?! You're not only stubborn, you're STUPID!
Luna: Come on. Here's your chance. Quick, while they're fighting.
Sailor Moon: All right. We fight these twins together. Got it?
Mercury & Mars: Right.
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE...!
Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES...!
Sailor Moon: MOON TIARA...!
Sailor Mars: ...IGNITE!
Sailor Mercury: ...BLAST!
Sailor Moon: ...MAGIC!
Gemini Warriors: WE'RE DUST! AAAH!
Red Gemini: It's all your fault!
Blue Gemini: You should've let me finish 'em off!
Sailor Moon: Moon dust!
Nephlite: Wh-what? That's... just not possible.
Zoisite: Well, it was nice knowing ya, Nephlite. Ha ha ha ha.
Nephlite: I can't believe this! The twins were invincible!
Cassie: Lori, are you sure you're okay?
Lori: I guess. I don't know what came over me. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. Forgive me?
Cassie: Of course, but there's something I wanna ask you about the special pencils. Show me your case, okay?
Lori: I-I can't. It's empty.
Cassie: Yeah, mine's almost, too. I was just too embarassed to tell you, and I felt really guilty for breaking our promise. I thought you'd stop wanting to be my friend. Lori Why'd you use them?
Cassie: 'Cause your drawing were always so much better, and then I'd get jealous, you know? I panicked.
Lori: Oh Cass, I know the feeling.
Cassie: Yeah? I get so wrapped up trying to be better than you. I hated being like that, but I couldn't help myself, you know?
Lori: Do I ever?
Cassie: Oh Lori, this'll teach us. It's not worth losing our friendship, is it?
Lori: Oh Cassie... friends?
Cassie: But promise me: from now on, we talk when we have a problem.
Lori: I promise, and this is a promise I'll keep.
Luna: I think Sailor V's movie just got its happy ending back.

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