Sailor Moon Episode Forteen
Shutter Bugged
- Molly: Hey, doesn't this guy look kinda familiar? Huh?
- Serena: No way. That's Peter Fisher. He goes to Raye's school. Let's all go get his autograph. Come on, Amy. He's really nice. We all had humongous crushes on him before.
- Amy: I have to study.
- Serena: Oh please, Amy. You've got plenty of time to study. Our math test isn't even happening until tomorrow.
- Amy: I know, but I want a perfect score.
- Serena: Phooey. Such a goody-goody.
- Reporter: Peter, how does it feel to win the National Photography Contest?
- Peter: Uh, overwhelming, I guess.
- Reporter: So, now that you've won this big prize, is this going to affect your photography in the future?
- Peter: What do you mean?
- Reporter: Do you think you'll still photograph only landscapes?
- Peter: Oh yeah. Sure.
- Serena: There he is. Let's get his autograph.
- Molly: All right. Let's go.
- Raye: Hold it.
- Serena: Move it, Raye!
- Raye: Sorry. For reporters only.
- Serena: Hey, Raye. Who died and made you the school police all of a sudden?
- Raye: Does your teacher know you're not in class? Just turn around and go back to your own school. Our prize student's busy with interviews. He can't be bothered by you.
- Serena: I'm getting pretty sick of your bossy ways.
- Peter: Please stop arguing. You're upsetting my creative energy.
- Peter: This should be a great shot. The light is just perfect. This'll make a great picture.
- Maxfield: Anything for a good shot, huh?
- Peter: You saved my life. Who are you?
- Maxfield: Never mind. Let me get your camera.
- Peter: Thanks.
- Maxfield: It seems to be okay. By the way, I think your work is first-rate. Keep it up, Peter.
- Nephlite: The movement of the stars rules everything. Great powers of the Negaverse, I have found my next victim. A human who is reaching his maximum creative energy output: Peter Fisher. He will serve the Negaforce well! Ha ha ha!
- Peter: Ha ha ha. I feel my creative energy rising, searching for new inspiration. I'm tired of lifeless landscapes. I want live targets teeming with energy!
- Serena: Wow! Peter Fisher's sponsoring a contest to find himself a supermodel. Wow! Lovely!
- Luna: Serena, look at this. I've got a new communicator for you.
- Serena: I can be a great model.
- Luna: Amy and Raye each have a communicator, too.
- Serena: Great! Luna, I gotta call Amy and tell her about this contest. Amy, come in.
- Amy: Serena, what's up? Are you in trouble?
- Serena: No. Everything's fine. I just wanted to tell you all about Peter Fisher's modeling contest.
- Amy: Serena! I don't believe you! Our communicators are for Sailor business! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm working on a program to help us find the Moon Princess.
- Serena: Fine. Be that way. Maybe Raye will be interested in what I have to say. Yeah, right. Like I really want another one of her lectures. Forget it.
- Sammy: You wanna be a model? Ha ha ha...
- Serena: Knock it off.
- Sammy: It�s too funny. You can't even walk and chew gum at the same time. What makes you think you've got what it takes to be a model?
- Serena: If I just smile pretty, that's what counts.
- Sammy: You can't even do that right. Remember your last school picture? Huh? 'Break the Lens' time. Unless there's a need for spaghetti and meatball models, you don't stand a chance, Serena.
- Serena: Aw, Mum. Don't you think I can be a model?
- Serena's Mum: You can be whatever you want to be as long as you don't borrow my clothes.
- Serena: Gee. Thanks so much for your support.
- Andrew: Cheer up, Serena. What's your brother know, anyway? Forget him. If you wanna go into modeling, you gotta just go for it.
- Serena: Do you really think so, Andrew? You think I've got what it takes?
- Darien: Yeah. Absolutely. I can just see you tumbling right off the stage... braying like a donkey. It's 'Serena the Hyena.'
- Serena: Just stay out of this. Okay, Darien? Who asked you?
- Darien: I'm just trying to help you, Serena. Modeling is tough work. You gotta get up early and do exactly what you're told. You gotta be on time, and you really have to watch what you eat. You can't eat and eat junk.
- Serena: Creep. How would you know?
- Darien: Well, uh, actually, when I first got out of high school, I did some modeling to help pay my tuition.
- Serena: You did modeling? No way.
- Darien: Sure did. It's not all glamour. Believe me.
- Serena: Yeah. Well, don't you worry about me, buddy.
- Darien: I'm not. I know you're gonna fail. You're never on time. You're always cramming junk food into your mouth, and you can't walk one block without falling down... and taking at least three other people with you.
- Serena: Thank you so very very much, Darien, but I'm gonna do just fine. You watch.
- Andrew: You know, Darien, sometimes you're pretty mean. How come you're always so rough on that girl?
- Darien: I really don't mean to be. It's just something that comes over me when I'm around her. A feeling that I just can't quite explain.
- Sammy: So, got rejected yet?
- Serena: Buzz off, Sammy.
- Sammy: Serena, you know, I really do think you could be a great model. I know this place where people go and take tons of pictures. You'd fit in really well there. It's called the Zoo.
- Serena: You're crusin' for a bruisin'.
- Mailman: Serena, got some mail.
- Serena: Me? Thanks.
- Sammy: Junk mail, probably. Dweeb.
- Serena: They want me! I'm entered into the first round! Watch out, Sammy. This Saturday's gonna be my big day. I'm gonna be famous. Your sister's on her way to the cover of VOGUE!
- Luna: Serena, what are you doing?
- Serena: I'm trying to learn to walk gracefully.
- Luna: Shouldn't you be reading those books?
- Serena: No way. It'll strain my eyes. See what you made me do. Remain calm, Serena. That's it. A model always manages to look peaceful no matter what.
- Luna: Give me a break.
- Serena: Okay. Now, what outfit should I wear? Oh yeah. The invitation said to bring a bathing suit. Good thing I bought one last year. Oh, I forgot the moth balls!
- Serena: Wow. This place is packed!
- Peter: Ladies, may I have your attention, please? I'll be starting the photo sessions in just a few minutes, but first, I want to lay down some ground rules for you. I expect you to follow them exactly or you're out. Got it?
- Girls: Yeah!
- Luna: I'm not sure this is a good idea, Serena.
- Serena: How come?
- Luna: Just a hunch. That photographer seems weird.
- Serena: Peter's always been like that. He's a creative genius.
- Luna: That may be, but the guy sure isn't choosy about his models. Is he?
- Serena: Hey! What's that mean?
- Molly: Serena, do you know where we go?
- Miss Haruna: We missed the first part of orientation.
- Serena: We go to the dressing room, then we wait for our turn.
- Serena: That nap in math class really helped. Ooh. Aah. Cheese...
- Miss Haruna: Gotta suck it in.
- Molly: Right. Hey Serena, did you get yourself a new bathing suit?
- Serena: Sort of.
- Molly: So let's see.
- Serena: You can't laugh.
- Molly: So, you gonna show me?
- Serena: Uh huh.
- Molly: Oh well. Don't worry. The suit's not that important anyway.
- Luna: All right. So what's the big deal with this guy? I want to go home.
- Peter: Smile. Give me lots of energy. That's it, ladies. Excellent. Now hold it right there while I capture all five of you. Right?
- Luna: They disappeared! I'll bet it's the Negaverse.
- Molly: I'm getting so nervous.
- Miss Haruna: Don't worry. You'll do fine.
- Luna: Serena, there's big trouble. I just saw five girls vanish in front of Peter's camera.
- Serena: What are you talking about?
- Luna: The Negaverse. I bet my whiskers that's what this whole contest is about, and Peter's definitely in on it.
- Serena: Peter? Nah. You've been staring at too many flashbulbs.
- Luna: Move it, or I'll shred your bathing suit.
- Serena: But we're up next.
- Molly: Serena, who're you talking to?
- Serena: Uh, just my reflection.
- Miss Haruna: Right. Let's go out and become supermodels.
- Molly: Hurry up, Serena.
- Serena: Hey Amy, it's me. I'm over at the modeling contest with Luna and she's going bonkers.
- Luna: Not true. Amy, I think we might have trouble, so stay tuned.
- Molly: Serena, come on! We gotta go!
- Miss Haruna & Molly: Remember, suck it in.
- Serena: Okay, it's showtime.
- Luna: Wait for the Sailor Scouts.
- Serena: OW! Luna, come back! Give me back that bow. Luna...
- Serena: Luna! Stop! Give it back.
- Peter: Hold it while I check the light.
- Serena: Now I'll never be a model. I'm supposed to be out there right now.
- Peter: Now give me lots of energy, girlies!
- Serena: WHAT HAPPENED?!
- Luna: Now do you believe me, Serena?
- Serena: We gotta save them.
- Peter: Who's next? HA HA HA HA!
- Serena: You stop right there! Where did my friends go?
- Peter: A truly great artist never reveals his secrets. Now say cheese.
- Serena: Don't even think of pressing that shutter.
- Peter: Why not?
- Serena: Because the Peter I knew would never make people disappear.
- Luna: Transform, Serena. Quickly!
- Serena: MOON PRISM POWER! I am Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice! Gimme that camera now, Peter, or I'll turn you into moon dust.
- Peter: Try and take it.
- Sailor Moon: Fine. On behalf of the Moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means YOU, Peter!
- Peter: HAH! Smile for the camera, Sailor girl.
- Sailor Moon: You're no match for Moon Power! Oh. I really nailed him that time.
- Negamonster: Ha ha ha. Sailor Moon. Give me a nice smile for your last portrait! NEGAZOOM!
- Sailor Moon: Luna, what now?
- Luna: Don't let her take your picture! If she does, the only thing that will be left of you is a lousy snapshot!
- Sailor Moon: And my hair is probably a mess.
- Luna: Sailor Moon! Get out of the way! Meoooow!
- Sailor Moon: No! Luna! No! She's gone!
- Negamonster: Here. I get to keep the negatives.
- Sailor Moon: Where are they? Bring them back!
- Negamonster: Now why would I want to do that? And why would you? As soon as I reload, YOU'RE JOINING THEM! HA HA HA HA HA!
- Mercury & Mars: Hold it right there, slimeball!
- Sailor Moon: Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars!
- Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
- Sailor Mars: I call upon the power of Mars. FIREBALLS CHARGE!
- Negamonster: Try all you like, girlies. You're too slow.
- Sailor Moon: The Sailor Scouts! She's got them, too!
- Negamonster: Here's some more for your scrapbook.
- Sailor Moon: They're all gone 'cause they tried to save me.
- Negamonster: And you're a goner, too. Hah!
- Sailor Moon: If Sailor Mars and Sailor Mercury couldn't stop her, I don't have much of a chance... unless I find a way to get her to zap herself! That's it!
- Negamonster: MAX DESTRUCTION NEGAZOOM! There goes my shot at getting into Queen Beryl's Evil Hall of Fame. Nasty Sailor brat!
- Sailor Moon: She's moon dust.
- Negamonster: NOOO!
- Sailor Moon: MOON TIARA MAGIC! Amazing. I actually saved everyone on my own.
- Nephlite: What's happening? The stars are fading.
- Zoisite: Ha ha ha. Looks like Sailor Moon's turned your plan into moon dust, Nephlite.
- Nephlite: It can't be, Zoisite. I was so close. I almost had that frisbee-throwing brat!
- Zoisite: Well, obviously, you've got the same problem that Jedite did, Nephlite. You underestimated Sailor Moon. Fool.
- Nephlite: Be quiet! Tell Queen Beryl that my next plan will get rid of Sailor Moon and her annoying Sailor friends once and for all.
- Zoisite: What makes you so sure?
- Nephlite: I had two of those Sailor Scouts captured, so they're not invincible. Ha ha ha ha. Don't worry. I'll still gather enough energy to free the Negaforce and get rid of those scouts!
- Serena's Dad: Where's Serena?
- Serena's Mum: She's taking a little nap.
- Sammy: I can't believe Serena's gonna miss this. They're talking about the results of that modeling contest today.
- Peter: Actually, I decided to call this whole contest thing off for now.
- Reporter: But didn't you say that you've found your new inspiration?
- Peter: Yes. Actually, I did find her, but I'm not even sure that she actually exists. She was this beautiful heroine with long blond hair, and she said that she came from the Moon, so I'm going to concentrate on moonscapes.
- Reporter: Was this some kind of alien or something?
- Peter: No, more like a princess.
- Serena's Parents: Uh huh.
- Serena's Mum: I don't know, but seems to me this kid's gone over the deep end, dear.
- Serena's Dad: The boy needs help.
- Sammy: A Moon Princess? Give me a break, please.
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