Sailor Moon Episode Thirteen
Wedding Day Blues
- Miss Lambert: Then you take your pattern, and you draw a line like so to make sure the seam is in the right place. Now, you can sew it together.
- Molly: What...?
- Miss Lambert: Does anyone have any questions?
- Serena: Can I have more chocolate fudge, please?
- Molly: Miss Lambert, you feeling okay?
- Serena: I thought sewing class was never gonna end. Weren't you just bored to snores, Molly?
- Melvin: Gossip update, girls!
- Molly & Serena: CAN IT, MELVIN, UNLESS YOU WANNA GET MASHED INTO MEATLOAF!
- Melvin: Oh, but this gossip is sizzling! My sources tell me that Miss Lambert's getting married. That's why she turned into such a space case.
- Herbert: Helen, darling, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? Would you? Please? I'll the happiest man in the world.
- Miss Lambert: Oh Herbert. Of course I'll marry you.
- Melvin: And you wanna know the best part? He's a computer salesman. Stupendous, huh?
- Serena: Yuck. That sounds totally boring. When I get married, it's gonna be to the most wicked cool guy. I'll have a humongous wedding, and an awesome dress, and a chocolate cake that goes to the ceiling.
- Miss Lambert: I'll never be able to afford my dream dress on my teacher's salary.
- Miss Haruna: Helen?
- Miss Lambert: Huh? Oh, Patricia.
- Miss Haruna: That's right. It's me, but you've been keeping secrets, Helen. You didn't tell me you and Herbert were getting married.
- Miss Lambert: Hey, word travels fast.
- Miss Haruna: Oh, this fabric is beautiful. It must be fun shopping for your dress. I'll bet you've already got the fabric all picked out.
- Miss Lambert: No, I'll just buy something simple from a store. All the nice fabrics are too expensive.
- Miss Haruna: HELEN, NO WAY! You can't wear just any old dress! This is your wedding! It should be your dream dress! I mean, come on! You're the sewing teacher, for goodness sakes, aren't you? Ha ha ha ha.
- Miss Lambert: Will you help me then, Patricia?
- Miss Haruna: Of course. I know a discount place with tons of fabric. Come on!
- Nephlite: Powers of the Negaverse, I seek your guidance with my new victim. This schoolteacher is wasting vast amounts of energy planning her wedding. Precious energy that could be harnessed to release the Negaforce. I must capture it, and perhaps, I could lure in the Sailor Scouts!
- Serena: A wedding chapel. Oh... they look sooooo happy. And now, they get to have a totally gigantic party and pig out on cake.
- Chapel Owner: Right here. This contest is gonna make my wedding chapel a bundle.
- Serena: Sew the winning wedding dress... AND WIN A TRIP TO HAWAII?! ALL EXPENSES PAID?! Oh, that is so romantic! Hawaii's got to be the perfect place for honeymoons. Yeah right. In your dreams, Serena. I've never even had a date.
- Raye: That's not fair only having a contest for women getting married! Anyone who can sew should be able to enter your contest!
- Chapel Owner: I never said you couldn't, miss. As long as you marry in MY chapel someday, you can enter.
- Raye: Yes! Sign me up! He doesn't even know I don't have a boyfriend.
- Serena: Hi, Raye.
- Raye: Ah! What are you here for?
- Serena: Why wouldn't I be?
- Raye: Oh, no reason, ha ha. It's a free world. Hey, wait! Your mom has a sewing machine, hasn't she?
- Serena: Why, yeah. Getting too big for your uniform?
- Raye: Ha ha ha... very funny.
- Serena: Ew, don't make that face.
- Raye: Come on! Let's go!
- Serena: What do you want...?
- Miss Lambert: Herbert's always dreamed of Hawaii.
- Serena's Mum: It's so nice to finally meet you, Raye.
- Raye: Likewise.
- Luna: What's going on?
- Serena's Mum: So, tell me again how you two met. I don't seem to remember about that.
- Raye: Serena came to my grandpa's temple. We met, and it just clicked. Been friends from the very start.
- Serena: Yeah right. She nearly bashed my head in. AH! That the last piece of shortcake, mum?
- Serena's Mum: Oh Serena... Go right ahead, dear. I hope you like it.
- Raye: Thanks. It looks good.
- Luna: Hey, why are you acting so strangely?
- Serena: She's up to something.
- Raye: Mmm. Delicious! You should enter this cake in a contest. It's really the best shortcake I've ever had.
- Serena's Mum: Do you mean that?
- Raye: Uh huh.
- Serena: So get to the point, will you, Raye?
- Raye: Some contests have great prizes. You can win cars and jewelry and money, and sometimes you can even win trips to Hawaii.
- Serena: What?!
- Raye: Part of the reason I came here today is because there's this really great contest I wanna enter, but I need help. I need to sew a wedding dress. Can you help me?
- Serena's Mum: Sorry, but I don't sew.
- Raye: Huh? I don't get it. What's so funny? Thanks a lot. You let me embarrass myself when you know your mom doesn't sew. Great friend you are.
- Serena: I forgot. Besides, it serves you right for trying to sneak behind my back about the wedding dress contest, brat! EW, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
- Luna: You're hopeless! If you spend half as much energy helping me find the Moon Princess, our mission would be over. It's ridiculous. You and Raye have got to stop fighting!
- Amy: So, why are you upset?
- Serena: Because Raye wants to enter that wedding dress contest and win MY trip to Hawaii.
- Amy: Serena, you wouldn't want to miss two weeks of school.
- Serena: Amy, you've gotta be kidding. There's more to life than school, you know? Anyway, will you help me make a dress, please? I've got to win that contest.
- Amy: Okay, okay. I'll help you out.
- Serena: YEAH! Oh, I'm gonna show that brat Raye.
- Amy: Here you go. I hope you've been paying attention during sewing class because I don't have time to sew, I'm afraid.
- Serena: I knew there was a catch.
- Woman: I'm first!
- Another Woman: You give that back!
- Clerk: Security!
- Miss Haruna: I'm taking this piece.
- Miss Lambert: What a total zoo. How beautiful.
- Maxfield: It was made for you. Your wedding dress. Am I right?
- Miss Lambert: Yes. It shows?
- Maxfield: It's perfect for you. If I were you, I'd snap it up right away. Definitely. Yes. The quality is just superb. It's hard to come by, fabric like this, and the color will suit you beautifully. You really must take it. Here. You look stunning.
- Miss Lambert: I don't care how much it costs. I'm taking it.
- Molly: Are you totally nuts, Serena?! You're failing sewing.
- Serena: I am not, Moll. I'm just taking my time to learn things, you know?
- Molly: Yeah, but making a wedding dress has gotta be one of the hardest things you can do. Probably the only person who could help is Miss Lambert, and she's gaga over her own wedding.
- Serena: That's how come I'm asking you.
- Molly: Oh please, Serena. I know you better than anyone. I know what you'll do: read your stupid comic books while I do all the work.
- Serena: Some friend you are. Come on, Molly. I'll do all your homework for a week.
- Molly: Some offer!
- Serena: Molly, I'm desperate. Please...
- Luna: Now what's she up to?
- Molly: Huh?
- Serena: What? Isn't that Miss Lambert's building?
- Molly: Uh huh.
- Serena: Do you think he's the guy?
- Molly: Ha ha ha. He's majorly geeky. AH!
- Serena & Molly: IT IS HIM! MISS LAMBERT'S MARRYING A GOOBER?!
- Herbert: Helen, are you there? Tell me what I've done wrong. Why won't you answer my calls? Helen, can you hear me in there? It's me, Herbert. Ow! Helen, is that you? You look so different... but I like it. Here. These are for you.
- Miss Lambert: I don't want your silly flowers. Go away. I don't wanna marry you anymore, okay? You're nothing but a wimpy, balding, boring little weakling, so get lost, okay? It's over, Herbert! Now go away and stay away! I've got too many things to do!
- Herbert: Helen, wait!
- Molly: Poor guy. She really let him have it.
- Serena: No kidding. I've never seen her get that mad before. Rats. This means her engagement is off now, so I don't get to sleep in class.
- Molly: You're weird.
- Luna: I have a feeling the Negaverse is at work here.
- (Miss Lambert continues sewing)
- Amy: Do you think the Negaverse has gotten to Miss Lambert?
- Luna: We've got to check all this out right away, with Raye and Serena. Come on! We don't have much time!
- Amy: I like it here. It's so peaceful...
- Grandpa Hino: Raye!
- Amy & Luna: Huh?
- Grandpa Hino: Raye, come back here! Give that back now! You can't make a wedding dress from my sheets. I said no! Imagine cutting up my best sheets for a dress.
- Raye: Grandpa...
- Grandpa Hino: Don't argue with me.
- Raye: Oh, you're no fun, Grandpa! I can win a trip to Hawaii if I win the wedding dress sewing contest.
- Grandpa Hino: What part of 'no' don't you understand? Anyway, do you even know how to sew?
- Luna: What was that you said about peaceful?
- Grandpa Hino: There now. I'm so sorry for this rude disruption. Welcome to the Cherry Hill Temple. How can I help you today? Have you come to make a wish?
- Amy: Actually, we're here to see Raye.
- Grandpa Hino: Really? Well, be warned. She wigged out over weddings! She's completely losing it!
- Serena: All right. The coast is clear. Not a parental unit in sight. Oooh, silky. You'll be perfect.
- Serena's Mum: Perfect for what, Serena? Why are you sneaking around up here in my bedroom? And why are you hugging my fine silk curtains? Speak up, dear.
- Serena: I need the fabric for an extra credit sewing project I'm doing. Please, Mom? Please?
- Serena's Mum: Oh please, give me some credit. I know all about that wedding dress contest. You are NOT going to Hawaii, Serena.
- Serena: Mom, it's two weeks free!
- Serena's Mum: For even thinking about my curtains, I'm thinking about grounding you for at least a whole week.
- Serena: Oh no, Mom. You've dashed all my dreams.
- Serena's Mum: Dream up some new ones while you clean your room.
- Miss Lambert: Ha ha ha! It's perfect. Ha ha ha. I'm so tired.
- Chapel Owner: Let's keep the line moving, folks. The wedding dress contest is about to begin. I'm gonna make a bundle.
- Serena: Those chores. I'll be mangled...
- Amy: I guess your room must be squeaky clean. Right, Serena?
- Raye: Don't worry. You'll have plenty of time to heal when you get grounded for flunking sewing.
- Amy: Raye, stop.
- Luna: Amy's right. We've got the Negaverse to worry about. Serena, you disguise yourself as a contestant and try to find Miss Lambert right away. Understand?
- Serena: What? How can I? I don't even have a dress.
- Raye: You've got the Luna Pen, remember?
- Serena: Oh. Oh yeah... DISGUISE POWER! Turn me into a totally gorgeous bride like in the magazines. Do I look hot or what? Oh, wow! What a dress. I look so totally cool. Jealous, Raye?
- Luna: Serena...
- Amy: Remember, we're here on Sailor business, nothing else.
- Luna: You're not going in to win.
- Serena: Yeah, I know.
- Chapel Owner: Ladies and gentlemen, how about a big round of applause for all our beautiful contestants in our wedding dress contest?
- Raye: I couldn't find Miss Lambert.
- Amy: Me neither. Maybe she didn't come.
- Serena: Huh?
- Chapel Owner: Thank you, and now I'll introduce... our guest hostess... Zoe Sublime!
- Serena: That's not Sublime! It's Miss Lambert!
- Chapel Owner: What are you doing? Where's Miss Sublime?
- Miss Lambert: She's nothing!
- Chapel Owner: I do believe you are the loveliest bride I've ever laid eyes on, and I've seen plenty.
- Miss Lambert: Not anymore, little man. You won't be wasting any more energy on all those moronic marriage ceremonies. From now on, you and all you out there in the audience are investing your energy in a new cause! You can't resist me. You measely humans, your energy is MINE!
- Luna: Serena, don't look in her eyes.
- Serena: Hey, why don't you ever let me enjoy my naps?!
- Luna: They always come at the wrong time!
- Nephlite: Excellent. Now I can release the Black Widow... TEGABOW!
- Serena: Miss Lambert! You won't get away with this, bug-breath.
- Tegabow: Really?
- Serena: Yeah, 'cause I really hate spiders.
- Tegabow: Be careful, little fly.
- Raye & Amy: Who are you calling a fly?
- Tegabow: That's Black Widow to you! And who are you?
- Amy: We are the Sailor Scouts, sworn to defend justice...
- Raye: ...and right wrongs and triumph over trash like you!
- Serena: Hey! We're not supposed to say that stuff yet.
- Serena: YOU! In just a second, we're gonna mush you into moondust. Get it? MOON PRISM POWER!
- Amy: MERCURY POWER!
- Raye: MARS POWER!
- Sailor Mars: I AM MARS!
- Sailor Moon: MOON!
- Sailor Mercury: MERCURY!
- All Three: THE SAILOR SCOUTS!
- Sailor Mercury: NO!
- Sailor Mars: NO!
- Tegabow: You're mine now, Sailor Moon. No one has ever escaped my web.
- Sailor Moon: It's so slimy.
- Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
- Tegabow: Hmm? What's happening?
- Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
- Sailor Mercury: We did it.
- Sailor Moon: It's so slimy. Get it off. Get it off...
- Sailor Mars: But it's gone.
- Sailor Moon: But I still feel yucky, slimy all over.
- Tegabow: It takes more than that to defeat me.
- Sailor Moon: MOON TIARA MAGIC!
- Miss Lambert: Oh my. What am I doing here?
- Miss Lambert: Thank you.
- Amy: Miss Lambert looks so beautiful.
- Serena: I still wish I'd won that trip.
- Luna: But she really deserves it.
- Amy: Maybe if you catch the bouquet, Serena, you can start planning a honeymoon, too.
- Miss Haruna: That bouquet is MINE!
- Serena, Raye, & Haruna: Amy?
- Serena: Rats.
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