Sailor Moon Episode Nine
Cruise Blues
- Jedite: AARGH! One of these days I'll be rid of you!
- Tidas: Jedite, you must be losing your touch letting that silly little Sailor brat bother you.
- Jedite: What brings you here, Tidas?
- Tidas: I've been monitoring your progress, and I gotta say, you look like you need some help.
- Jedite: Crawl back under the rock you came from, Tidas. I don't need your help. I'm doing just fine by myself.
- Tidas: You're just as stubborn as ever, but I want a chance to prove myself. Give me a chance to help Queen Beryl with her great mission.
- Jedite: Oh, perfect. Just what Queen Beryl needs. Now get a move on. You're wasting my time.
- Tidas: At least listen, Jedite. My powers have grown since we last saw each other, and I can be a valuable ally now. I can help you collect vast amounts of energy.
- Jedite: Forget about... What? What's that?
- Tidas: I've come up with the perfect plan to gather energy. It's very simple. We invite human couples on a cruise!
- Voiceover: This is the holiday you cannot miss. Romance, music, good food, dancing under the stars. It's all yours on our Sunset Romance cruise ship.
- Serena: I want to go.
- Serena: Oh, I wish I had a boyfriend to go on this cruise with.
- Molly: My dad tried to make a reservation, but they're booked for months!
- Melvin: Ah, my two favorite ladies. What you reading? I can tell you in detail how this liner was built.
- Serena: I'd rather take a math test, Melvin. Buzz off.
- Melvin: Gosh. It's a good thing you were looking at this thing, Serena. I forgot to give my neighbor the free passes for this.
- Serena: You have free passes on that ship?
- Molly: How did you get them, Melvin?!
- Melvin: I entered a computer contest on the Internet, and that cruise was the first place prize.
- Serena: How come you didn't keep them and invite one of us?!
- Melvin: Sorry, but my parents wouldn't let me go. I get too seasick. However, you might be able to win your own. The new stand downtown's got a contest going for a pair.
- Serena: Get outta my way!
- Serena: Come on, gold marble. OH! I lost again.
- Storekeeper: Oh well. At least you get some consolation soap.
- Serena: Great. Oh great. Excuse me, please.
- Raye: Serena.
- Serena: Hey Raye, you should check out this new contest. You can win two free tickets on the Sunset Romance cruise ship.
- Raye: Why would I wanna go on that? I don't even have a boyfriend!
- Serena: You could take along a special friend.
- Raye: You mean you? NO WAY! Why would I wanna get stuck on a boat with the world's biggest brat? Hmph. I'd like to try it please.
- Storekeeper: It's your money.
- Serena: HEY!
- Storekeeper: That's it. WE... HAVE... A... WINNER! A WINNER FOR THE SUNSET CRUISE! THE CONTEST'S OVER!
- Raye: YAY! YAY! I WON!
- Serena (thinking): She cheated. She used that weird power of hers, so she should've been disqualified.
- Raye: What part of 'NO' don't you understand?!
- Serena: Winning two tickets is making you grumpy. Let me take 'em off your hands.
- Raye: Get out of my face. Alright?!
- Serena: You're gonna take Grandpa?
- Raye: Not funny.
- Serena: But who else do you know to go with you?
- Raye: Well, maybe I'll run into that cutie pie Tuxedo Mask.
- Luna: Oh boy. Here it comes. Now it's gonna get ugly.
- Amy: Luna, how is it going?
- Luna: Same old same old with those two.
- Serena: Luna, tell her the Sailor Scouts need to stick together.
- Raye: Good idea. Hey Amy, come here. Okay?
- Amy: Sure. What's up?
- Raye: I've got some great news.
- Amy: Okay. What is it?
- Raye: Come on.
- Serena: Bossy brat! I wish we'd never met! You're nothing but a traitor, Amy! Don't come crying to me when it's a disaster!
- Amy: You won tickets for a cruise?!
- Raye: Check 'em out.
- Amy: Woah. Cool. So how come you didn't invite Serena?
- Raye: Oh, cause... just, she sometimes she really gets on my nerves.
- Amy: I feel guilty.
- Raye: Don't, Amy. This trip will be really good for us. Get to know each other, and... I'm sure ther'll be tons of great people going along, too. We'll have so much fun! Come on, Amy. You can't be hitting the books all the time. This'll be good for you.
- Amy: All right. I'll go.
- Raye: Cool. I knew you'd say yes. We'll bring Serena back a nice souvenir.
- Serena: If she thinks I'm giving up, she's got another thing coming!
- Luna: Oh. If she'd only be this determined about being a Sailor Scout.
- Serena: Good. They haven't left yet.
- Luna: You want to wish them bon voyage, right?
- Serena: Oh, give me a break. That's not why we came all the way down here. We're going on board!
- Luna: MEOOOOW! You can't do this, Serena! The Luna Pen is only for Sailor business!
- Serena: We are going on that boat! DISGUISE POWER! Turn me into a... sporty-looking photographer. Okay. Time to load up the heavy baggage. Let's go, Luna. Here's our chance.
- Tidas: How pathetic they are. They have no idea that this ship is just a figment of our imagination.
- Jedite: You've done well, Tidas. I'm impressed. With all these hundreds of people, we should be able to gather vast amounts of energy for Queen Beryl.
- Tidas: Thank you, Jedite. I always knew we'd work well toghether.
Jedite Look a them all. So lovey-dovey. Now I know what they mean by 'ship of fools.'
- Officer: Captain, the ship is all ready to set sail at your command.
- Jedite: Good. Hoist the anchor.
- Raye: Hey! I didn't know ships tipped THIS much.
- Amy: So, have you noticed? We're the only ones without dates. Where are all the guys?"
- Raye: I don't know. That doesn't mean we can't have fun. I mean, having a date would be great, but being with you is cool, too.
- Amy: Good. I agree completely.
- Luna: It's about time.
- Serena: Are you all right?
- Luna: Oh sure, being locked in an airless box is really swell. Don't try that again.
- Serena: Yeah, but we're aboard. We'll go mingle.
- Luna: You can go. I don't think they allow cats on this boat.
- Serena: No one will say anything. We'll just pretend you're my special assistant Luna. I can't create my beautiful pictures without you.
- Captain/Jedite: What are you doing here?!
- Captain/Jedite: This area's off limits. I'm going to ask you to come with me, miss. Do you have a ticket?
- Luna: Oh no. Not this hideous box again.
- Captain/Jedite: What are you doing here?
- Serena: Um... I... got... separated from my friends and I took a wrong turn.
- Captain/Jedite: I guess that makes sense. There is a big crowd on board.
- Serena: Oh, please. Will you help me look for them?
- Captain/Jedite: Yes. I will. (thinking) Wait a minute! Why am I being so nice?!
- Serena (thinking): Maybe he'll invite me to sit at the Captain's table with him...
- Raye: Hey. I just had a really super idea.
- Amy: What is it?
- Raye: Let's go out with some of these cute crew guys, then have someone take our picture with them.
- Amy: Why, Raye?
- Raye: So we cam show 'em to Serena when we get back. It'll make her totally jealous. It'll be great.
- Amy: Oh Raye, I wish you two would stop feuding.
- Captain/Jedite: I really must be getting back to my captain's duties, but I want to be able to spend more time with you. Perhaps you'll join me at the Captain's table for dinner with me, miss.
- Serena: That would be lovely. (thinking) Men... I should have taken up photography sooner...
- Captain/Jedite (thinking): Why do I feel like I know this girl? I have a strange feeling that I've met her before.
- Serena: (thinking) This guy is majorly dreamy...
- First Mate/Tidas: Excuse me, sir. The crew is waiting.
- Captain/Jedite: Very well. Gotta go. See you at dinner?
- Serena: Oh, oh. Okay, then. Rats. I wanted to get his picture.
- Luna: Serena, be alert. I had a bad feeling the whole time that man was here.
- Jedite: It's beautiful.
- Tidas: I designed it for maximum efficiency in gathering all that love energy. It'll be triggered when these human fools' romantic energy reaches its peak intensity. Jedite, aren't you gonna congratulate me?
- Jedite: I will, when I'm sure your plan has worked.
- Tidas: Don't worry. We're not going to fail. Nothing and no one can possibly get in our way out here, not even the Sailor Scouts.
- Jedite: Excellent, and now we'd better be going.
- Serena: Could you hear anything?
- Luna: No, but I know those people are up to no good.
- Serena: But he was so nice to me.
- Luna: Yes, but what's that creepy machine?
- Serena: What? HUH?! They disappeared!
- Luna: That settles it. That machine and now this? Those two are from the Negaverse.
- Amy: Raye, what are you doing? You've eaten seven porkchops.
- Raye: Well, salt air makes me hungry.
- Amy: People are staring...
- Raye: They've been staring all day... just cause we're single.
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, our spectacular extravaganza will begin in the ballroom in five minutes. You're all invited to join in the fun.
- Raye: I'll be too full to dance!
- Amy: Let's go! I'm sure the Captain's going to be there, Raye.
- Serena: They're rounding everybody up.
- Luna: We'd better get there fast. Come on.
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunset Romance's Twilight Extravaganza. Here is the Captain and the First Mate to get the show under way.
- First Mate/Tidas: Welcome all you lovebirds.
- (Serena and Luna are running to try to get to the ballroom to stop the bad guys)
- First Mate/Tidas: We're going to start the show with a little bit of black magic. Romantic energy electrified!
- Amy: Something's wrong!
- Raye: I've got bad vibes.
- Serena: Where's that dumb ballroom? At the other end of the ship?
- Tidas: Are you all having as much fun as I am, folks? HA HA HA!
- Jedite: Ha ha ha! Excellent!
- Amy: That's Jedite!
- Tidas: Huh? Why aren't they out?
- Jedite: Apparently, they don't have dates, and we only took energy from those in love. You blew it, Tidas! Now you're going to have to find a way to get rid of them!
- Tidas: What are you doing on a love cruise without boyfriends anyway?
- Raye: That's not important. You release these people from your spell right now!
- Tidas: Sorry, girls. That's not gonna happen. GRAB THEM!
- Raye: One down... Huh?! Amy, what are we gonna do?
- Amy: Let's stick together. That way we'll have more of a chance.
- Raye: There are too many of them!
- Jedite: So, can you put them under?
- Tidas: Not without diverting power from the energy ball. We could lose some of what we already gathered. Not what Queen Beryl would consider a successful operation.
- Jedite: We'll wait.
- Serena: Finally... MOON PRISM POWER!
- Jedite: I'm off...
- Sailor Moon: Stay where you are!
- Amy: Sailor Moon!
- Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice.
- Tidas: Yeah, yeah. We've heard all that before.
- Sailor Moon: On behalf of the Moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you and your slimy friend are not getting away! Now let's see you come up here, if you've got the guts.
- Tidas: And YOU'VE got a nice, big mouth, and I'm gonna enjoy shutting it!
- Luna: Watch out, Sailor Moon! All that water will pulverize us! Let's get out of here!
- Tidas: Too late, Sailor brat. Take that, Sailor girl.
- Jedite: Ha ha ha! A beautiful sight!
- Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
- Sailor Mercury: Should we go after Jedite?
- Sailor Mars: Yes, but not yet. First, we gotta help Sailor Moon. That monster's too strong.
- Tidas: There's no escape for you, Sailor Moon!
- Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
- Tidas: Hey! What's happening?
- Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE IGNITE!
- Sailor Moon: Oh yeah. MOON TIARA MAGIC!
- Tidas: NOOOOO!
- Jedite: Just my luck. Even on a cruise ship in the middle of nowhere, the Sailor Scouts manage to ruin things.
- Sailor Moon: Surrender, Jedite!
- Sailor Mars: We want to know who you work for.
- Sailor Mercury: And why do you steal energy?
- Jedite: Sorry, but I can't say... One day, you'll know.
- Sailor Moon: AAAH! I thought we had him.
- Sailor Mars: Me too.
- Sailor Mercury: Me three.
- Jedite: Jedite reporting.
- Queen Beryl: I don't know why you bothered returning. You failed miserably and cost me a great ally in Tidas, Jedite!
- Jedite: It's those Sailor Scouts! They must have a radar lock on me, my queen.
- Queen Beryl: You're forgetting your place, Jedite. I did not tell you to speak! Wait while I decide your punishment.
- Jedite (thinking): Sailor Moon will pay for this, if I survive!
- Serena: Well, so much for that romantic dream cruise for two.
- Raye: Next time I win any cruise tickets, I'm gonna track down Tuxedo Mask and invite him to come along with me.
- Serena: You can't invite Tuxedo Mask!
- Raye: Give me one good reason why not.
- Serena: Because... because...
- Luna: Once again. Will they ever stop fighting?
- Amy: Not in our lifetime, Luna.
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