Sailor Moon Episode Seven
An Uncharmed Life

Queen Beryl: I'm extremely unhappy, Jedite. Our energy reserves are not growing fast enough. If I'm to release the Negaforce on schedule, I must have the Silver Imperium Crystal in my possession! Now tell me, is our new plan ready to be executed yet?
Jedite: Yes, Queen Beryl. The plan is set.
Queen Beryl: Excellent. That is just what I wanted to hear. There's only one more thing to take care of then: that pest Sailor Moon. I want you to get rid of her and her Sailor friend. Understand?
Jedite: Yes.
Queen Beryl: Good. That is all.
Serena: Huh?
Luna: Huh?
Serena: What's with all the cops? Hey, Amy!
Amy: Hi, Serena. Oh Luna, how are you? Ha ha.
Serena: Wanna go to the arcade?
Amy: Thanks, but I can't. I've got too much homework.
Luna: Don't you have some of that, too?
Serena: Ha ha ha. Nothing that can't wait. Where are they all going?
Molly: Hey, you guys.
Serena: Hi.
Lonna: You guys won't believe what happened!
Serena: What?
Molly & Amy: What?
Lonna: All those cops are heading to the sacred temple on Cherry Hill. Supposedly a bus disappeared near there. It picked up a bunch of passengers, and then... POOF! Vanished into thin air!
Lonna: And you know what I heard? The news said that this wasn't the first time that this has happened. The police are trying to keep it quiet. They're scared people will freak out.
Amy: The sacred temple's really nice.
Molly: I've never been there.
Serena: Well, I'm not about to start going there now, not with people disappearing and stuff. I'll stick to the video arcade, thank you.
Molly: Guys, I heard you can buy these good luck charms really cheap there, and they can bring you good luck and everything. You name it.
Lonna: Even our getting boyfriends, Serena.
Serena: For real? Let's go!
Amy: Do you think you could pick one up for me, too?
Serena: Oh... got a secret crush, Amy?
Amy: Oh no. Not me. I've got too much going on. I just want it to bring me some good luck on the extra-credit essays I wrote.
Serena: Extra credit?!
Student: I'm gonna wear mine all the time.
Second Student: Me, too.
Third Student: I just hope my charm works.
Jedite: It'll work, all right. Zap the energy right out of those vapid, giggly girls!
Raye: Cleansing flame, provide me with your guidance. I feel a strange force approaching, and I'm worried about Grandpa.
Grandpa: Ladies! Welcome to the sacred temple of Cherry Hill. Would you like the guided tour? Huh?
Student: No, thanks. We-we've gotta go, and... we have to catch th-the next bus.
Grandpa: Oh, ha ha ha ha ha. I bet you'd rather go with Jed, wouldn't you? Ha ha ha ha. Hmm, that's okay. I'll just send you on your way with a few extra good wishes to go with your new charms. That was my Super Duper Whammy Blessing, for peace and happiness and for good grades. But of course, you'll still have to study hard. Would you like anything else?
Student: No, thanks. That's plenty. Thank you.
Second Student: What a weird guy.
Grandpa: Bye bye. Ah ha! You're back already!
Serena, Molly & Lonna: Huh?
Grandpa: Want more charms, right? You'll miss your bus. Better go.
Raye: Grandpa, why won't you ever wear your glasses?
Grandpa: 'Cause I don't need them.
Raye: Those aren't even the same girls, Grandpa, and you say you don't need glasses.
Serena: Wow, she's really something. It almost makes me want to study about temples and stuff.
Jedite: Time to activate those 'good luck charms�.
Raye: Something's happening to those girls. I feel a strange force here. An evil force. HA! I won't have evil forces near our temple. You must be banished! Sorry. I guess I made a mistake. Help me get her inside.
Jed: Miss Raye, here are the bandages you wanted.
Raye: Thanks. Just leave 'em at the door.
Jed: I'll be outside if you need me.
Luna (thinking): His voice sounds familiar.
Molly: He's so cute!
Serena: CUTE?! WHERE?! WHERE?!
Luna (thinking): Oh... That was a quick recovery.
Molly: Who's that hunkasaurus?
Raye: That was Jed. He's our new caretaker. Grandpa used to run everything around here, but he isn't able to do as much anymore. I wish I were finished with school and I could help out more myself.
Molly: You sure have a mean kick though, Raye.
Raye: Sorry about that. You sure nothing is broken?
Serena: Uh, I don't think so. I feel okay.
Raye: I made a mistake. Sorry. I get these visions in my head. Usually I'm right on, but this time I was way off.
Serena & Molly: Huh? You can predict stuff? No way!
Luna (thinking): I'm getting a strong feeling about this girl.
Woman: Where is she?
Raye: Huh?
Woman: What have you done with my daughter?
Raye: What?
Woman: She said she was coming up here to buy some good luck charms, and she hasn't come home. She was supposed to take the bus, and now I hear the bus disappeared. I want to know where my daughter is.
Raye: I'm sorry, but I don't know. We get tons of people up here every day. We can't be responsible for making sure they catch the bus home! Why don't you go and talk to the police?! They've been all over our temple looking for these missing buses.
Woman: Why, you impertinent little...
Raye: I'm asking you nicely. Please leave.
Serena: Huh?
Luna: Serena, I'm getting really strange vibrations around here. I think you'd better go get Amy to help us.
Serena: But I wanna get a charm.
Luna: This is no time to think about charms when the Negaverse might be involved!
Serena: Relax already.
Luna: This is where the bus disappeared. Look for anything fishy.
Student: Hey, no cuts.
Serena: Wow, look at all those people.
Luna: And they've all got good luck charms from the temple.
Amy: Look at them! They all look so out of it.
Serena: I want the same charm they all got.
Amy: Why, Serena? No offense, but you're already kind of naturally out of it.
Serena: Aw Amy, I'm not out of it. I'm daydreaming. That's the whole point.
Amy: You know what you look like? A silly, lovesick frog that's just waiting for some big old bug to fly in its mouth. There it is. That's the same number as the one that disappeared.
Luna: Try to get a good look at the driver.
Amy: Right.
Luna: Serena, it's time to get on.
Serena: No way.
Amy: Don't be chicken. Hurry up!
Serena: She's too scary. I don't wanna...! *cries*
Amy: Don't you want to find out if there really is something to these disappearances?
Serena: No.
Amy: So much for that.
Luna: Serena, why are you such a wimp?
Serena: I'm not. *cries louder*
Amy: We should measure that sound on the decibel scale someday.
Luna: No kidding. Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Serena: Huh?
Luna: The bus is disappearing!
Serena: No way!
Amy: You guys saw that, right? The bus disappeared! It just vanished into thin air right through that black hole!
MoD Driver: Ha ha ha ha ha. A full load. Jedite's plan is a real masterpiece. Queen Beryl should be pleased when I arrive with all these humans full of wasted love energy. Yes!
Serena: Raye, I'm so glad you're here.
Raye: Serena, what's wrong? What is it?
Serena: Those rumors... a-about the temple bus disappearing are all true!
Raye: Why does everyone call it the 'temple bus'? It's not ours.
Serena: Huh? Raye And Grandpa doesn't have anything to do with the bus, either.
Serena: Hey, I-I didn't say you had anything to do with it. We-we just thought you might know something.
Raye: Why would I?
Serena: Because all the girls who got on the bus had those good luck charms, the ones you guys sell here.
Raye: That's Jed's stupid idea.
Serena: I guess we were wrong. Let's go, Luna. Raye: And don't bother coming back. What's this? Hey, what a strange and beautiful stick.
Jed: So you want to buy a good luck charm, too?
Student: Actually, better give me two.
Raye: Now that I think about it, things have been pretty weird since Jed came around. I've got to find out what's going on. Huh?
Raye: Guide me to find out what strange force has entered here...
Jed: Miss Raye?
Raye: Huh? What do you want? I'm busy.
Jed: I'm making some tea. Would you like some?
Raye: No thanks. Not right now.
Jed: Very well.
Raye: Hmm, I don't trust that guy at all. His eyes are so cold, and nothing's been quite right since he came here.
Serena: Do we have to come here every day?
Luna: Only until we get to the bottom of all this.
Serena: But what good will it do just sitting around?
Luna: We won't sit around. We're going to get on that bus this time and see what's going on.
Serena: You can get on, Luna. I won't.
Luna: It's your duty, you know.
Serena: This is such a stupid waste of time. I should've been doing my homework.
Luna: Too late. Here comes the sixty-six.
Serena: AH! I don't wanna go!
Luna: This time, we're not going to miss it. Let's get in line... NOW!
Serena: NO WAY, LUNA! I'M NOT GOING!
Luna: Serena, come on!
Serena: I don't wanna go like this, Luna! At least, let me have a disguise! HAH!
Luna: Serena, you goofball.
Serena: DISGUISE POWER! Turn me into a... flight attendant or something! Hey, does this make me look official or what?
Luna: Well... too bad it's not an airplane.
Serena: Come on! It's good enough!
Luna: WAIT! They're unconscious.
Serena: Driver, you're going to have to pull over because this bus is under arrest for making toally bogus runs. I said STOP!
Luna: Oh no.
Amy: Oh no! They're gone!
Raye: Another bus has disappeared. I must find out who's behind this.
Raye: JED! Your little game is over!
Jed: What do you mean?
Raye: I know you're the one who's behind the buses disappearing and all the other trouble we've been having here! So admit it! You're guilty!
Jedite: Hm hm hm. I'm guilty, and you can't do a thing!
Raye: What's that? AAAAH!
Serena: Where are we?! Why'd they kick us out?!
Luna: Lower the decibels, would you?
Serena: What's happening?! I like the decibels where they are! It's Raye. The driver's turning into a monster.
Luna: You've got to become Sailor Moon NOW.
Serena: All right. Just one more good sob. Okay, I'm ready.
Luna: See? You CAN be brave when you put your mind to it.
Serena: MOON PRISM POWER! I am Sailor Moon!
MoD: Oh, so you think you're a tough cookie too, eh?
Luna: Raye's got the sign of... MARS!
Sailor Moon: I am the Champion of Justice, and on behalf of the Moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means YOU. MOON TIARA MAGIC!
MoD: Ha! Think you can beat me with this toy?
Sailor Moon: Tiara, trap her! Raye, are you gonna be okay?
Raye: What's going on here?
Luna: Do you still have that stick I left you?
Raye: Hey, how come you know how to talk?
Luna: No time. I'll explain it all later, but now, we need that stick if you have it. Hurry!
Raye: Huh?
Luna: That's your own special Power Stick. Hold it up and shout 'MARS POWER'!
Raye: I've had about enough of that monster! MARS POWER!
Sailor Moon: Wow. Raye is a Sailor Scout, too? Unbelievable!
Sailor Mars: You messed with the wrong people, you ugly slime face! MARS FIRE IGNITE!
Jedite: HEY!
Luna: Look!
Sailor Moon: What's wrong?
Luna: The black hole we came through is closing! We have to get out, or we'll be stuck here forever!
Sailor Mars: Huh?
Sailor Moon: Do you know how?
Luna: No.
Sailor Moon: AAH! WE'RE TOAST! It's closing up!
Amy: Please get my friends back safely. In the name of Mercury, please...
Luna: Look, something's coming through!
Sailor Moon: It's gotta be Mercury!
Luna: She's using her power to keep the black hole from closing, to save us!
Sailor Moon: What should we do?
Luna: Run towards the beam of light! It's our only chance!
Sailor Moon: Huh?
Tuxedo Mask: Hey there, Sailor ladies. Going my way?
Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask, you're just in time.
Sailor Mars: Do you like this guy or what?
Sailor Moon: Look, he's saving all the other girls.
Luna: Let's hitch a ride.
Sailor Moon: It's Amy!
Jedite: The Sailor Scouts have spoiled my plans again, and now there's one more in the group. No matter. I'll get them ALL... next time...
Luna: You did it.
Sailor Moon: You saved us!
Amy: I'm so glad you're all right.
Tuxedo Mask: I'd better get home.
Sailor Moon: Huh? Where's Tuxedo Mask? I saw the way you looked at him.
Sailor Mars: Cool your jets. I just wanted to see who saved us and thank him. You don't have to spaz out on me. He's yours, okay? But really, if he likes you so much, then how come he didn't stick around?
Sailor Moon: What do you mean 'if'? He likes me. I know he does.

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