Sailor Moon Episode Five

Sailor Moon Episode Five Computer School Blues

Jedite: You will be pleased, my queen. I have excellent news about our mission.
Queen Beryl: Your last few attempts have failed abysmally, Jedite, but go ahead. Give me your report. Perhaps you can redeem yourself.
Jedite: I have discovered a new energy source, one that is sure to be most rewarding. Many young humans lust after scholastic achievement and will do anything to succeed, expending enormous amounts of valuable energy.
Queen Beryl: It sounds promising. And how do you plan to gather this energy?
Jedite: By something the humans call a 'computer.' We shall turn their own device against them.
Queen Beryl: Hmm... Carry on.
Jedite: I won't fail you, my queen.
Serena's Mum: Serena, please. You're a girl, not a hyena.
Serena: Oh, sorry, but you have to check this out. It's so funny.
Serena's Mum: Why aren't you studying? Don't you have a test tomorrow?
Serena: Oh yeah, but it's no big deal, mom. It's not 'til tomorrow afternoon. Relax.
Serena's Mum: Stop right there. Your father and I are afraid you're gonna flunk school. I have to know. Where did we go wrong?
Serena: Mom, it's not your fault, but it's just not the same as when you were young. There's so much more pressure. I need a break from all that terrible tension. Comic books are my only means of survival.
Serena's Mum: Oh Serena, I find this all too familiar. That's the same tired old excuse I used on my parents.
Luna: Stop chewing on your pencil. It's bad for your teeth.
Serena: But it helps me study.
Luna: Is that your math homework?
Serena: Uh huh, but these problems are really hard.
Luna: Maybe I can help you figure them out. Let me take a look.
Serena: Ah! No!
Luna: Comic books again?! Serena, there's a wise proverb from long ago that goes like this: 'You shall reap what you sow.'
Serena: I hate sewing.
Luna: Not that kind of 'sewing.' Why do you always put off doing your homework and everything else important, for that matter?
Serena: Why do homework at all, if my destiny is being a Sailor Scout like you're always saying?
Luna: Sailor Scouts need to study. You need to know more about the world.
Serena: But school's so hard.
Luna: The hard part makes you strong. Just do it.
Game: Welcome to Sailor V's Video Challenge. Touch the screen if you want to continue.
Luna: This is Luna. I'm checking in for my new instructions.
Central Control: Give me your password for voice check.
Luna: I love tuna fish and field mouse pudding.
Central Control: Voice check complete. What do you have to report, Luna?
Luna: Sometimes, I feel like Serena will never live up to her destiny.
Central Control: You must teach her. Be patient.
Luna: Right.
Central Control: Key in your access code. We have new reconnaissance information for you to investigate.
Luna: Who's this?
Central Control: A new student at Serena's school.
Central Control: We sense something about her. She could be from the Negaverse.
Luna: Got it.
Molly & Loraine: Hey, Serena.
Serena: Hi, guys.
Molly: I heard some new girl's transferred here, and she's a total braniac.
Loraine: Yeah, she's from Brighton Academy.
Serena & Molly: 'The Brain Farm'?
Melvin: Somebody call? Did you hear? There's a new girl named Amy. She's from Brighton Academy.
Serena: You're doing a full espionage report on her? Look. That must be her.
Melvin: Actually, I'm really looking forward to meeting her.
Serena: Huh? Are you kidding? You've fried too many brain cells, Melvin. She's probably a total snob. You know how those geniuses are.
Molly: You're just jealous 'cause she's a brain.
Serena: Huh?
Loraine: Yeah, now, you'll look really, REALLY dumb.
Melvin: Well, personally, I am looking forward to a scholastic challenge. HAH!
Loraine: Well, maybe she's not that special after all. I mean, maybe she got kicked out of Brighton, you know?
Molly: Woah, a 'Brain Farm' flunkee?
Serena: Hmm. Oh no. She heard us. Ha ha ha ha! Very funny joke, Melvin. You oughta be a comedian.
Serena: I can't wait to get home and have a snack but then Mom will ask how the test went. I better slow down. That's the new girl. She looks really bummed.
Amy: Huh? OH! Huh? Oh. You sure gave me a start, kitty! What are you doing? Playing 'Lion of the Serengeti'?
Luna (thinking): What am I doing?!
Serena: I wonder what Luna's up to.
Amy: You are so cute with your little crescent moon. I wish I could have a nice kitty just like you.
Serena: Luna!
Amy: Hmm?
Serena: Yeah, come here, my little kitty. That a girl. Sorry she bothered you. Amy, right?
Amy: Your name's Serena, right?
Serena: Uh huh.
Amy: Melvin told me about you. He said you thought I would be a total snob.
Serena: That was just gossip.
Amy: I also heard you guys think I'm a 'Brain Farm' reject.
Serena: This is a really great neighborhood. It's got everything you need: ice cream stores, hamburger stands.
Amy: Where's the library?
Serena: Library? Why do you wanna go there?
Amy: To read. I like to spend my weekends there.
Serena: Are you from outer space or what? No one at our school but Melvin does that stuff.
Amy: Well, what kind of stuff do you do with all your spare time?
Luna: Serena, she might be an enemy from the Negaverse. You're going to have to be very careful around her.
Serena: Ha ha ha ha. Don't be silly.
Amy: Why do you think I'm silly?
Serena: Ha ha ha. Oh, I meant my cat. Oh, she likes to pretend she can talk by nibbling on my ears.
Amy: I wish animals could really talk.
Serena: Yeah, well, I'm sure most of them would have nothing to say. Don't do that, Luna. Your face might freeze that way.
Serena: Ha ha ha. Well, that wasn't too bad for not playing in a while. Wanna give it a shot, Amy? This one's really fun.
Amy: I've never played video games.
Serena: Hmm... well, there's always a first time for everything." Just don't be embarrassed if you get a really lousy score the first time. That's pretty good.
Amy: It's fun.
Serena: All right. You're doing good. Sure you haven't played this before?
Amy: No.
Andrew: Hey Serena, what's going on?
Serena: Hi, Andrew.
Andrew: Wow, who's playing?
Serena: This is my friend Amy. Uh... not too bad, Is she?
Amy: Oh no! I'm late!
Andrew: But she had over a hundred thousand points!
Amy: Oh dear! The professor is going to kill me! Excuse me! I have to get out!
Serena: Hold on, Amy. I'll help you. What's the big rush, all of a sudden?
Amy: My computer course.
Serena: What? More school now?
Amy: Yes, a special computer school, but it's only twice a week...
Amy: ...for three hours each. See you tomorrow!
Serena: Bye bye. I sure hope Luna's wrong about her.
Andrew: There you are.
Serena: Andrew!
Andrew: I'm glad you're still here.
Serena: Yeah? What's going on?
Andrew: I just wanted to give you back your computer disk.
Serena: Oh, is that all? Uh...
Andrew: Huh?
Serena: It's okay, Andrew. Ha ha ha. Must be my friend Amy's. I'll give it back to her.
MoD Professor: Ha ha ha ha. Excellent. With all of these minds pouring their energies into our program, we should make Queen Beryl very happy. Ha ha ha. Excellent. So many helpless lambs.
Amy: Oh no! My disk! I must have left it at the arcade. I'll just have to type up my homework right now.
MoD Professor: Hello, Amy. I'm very impressed with the energy you put into this course. You're my best student, so I've chosen you to lead the class today. Okay?
Amy: Sure.
MoD Professor: Good. Class will start in a minute.
Amy: Whew. That was really close. I thought for sure she was gonna scold me for not having my disk.
Serena: Ew, ugh. More school? I don't go to school more than I absolutely have to. It's dangerous to my health. But I guess I just have to return this thing.
Luna: Just be alert when you're in there. It could be a trap, all right?
Serena: Come on, Luna. Don't be a scaredy-cat.
Darien: Talking to yourself again, Meatball Head?
Serena: Oh, it's you, Darien. I didn't hear you slither up. Gotta go. What are you staring at?! Huh?
Darien: Strange girl.
Luna: Oh, that was close. I was sure he heard me talking.
Serena: Rats! I've still got this stupid disk, too. Darien made me forget all about it.
Luna: Hey, there's a computer store. We can check it out; see what's on it.
Serena: What for?
Luna: So we can find out what Amy's really up to.
Serena: Oh yeah. She's an international spy, and here are all her secrets. Luna, I think you're going totally wacko on me.
Serena: Ha ha ha. You're pretty smart for a cat, you know that?
Luna: You... could... learn... if you... wanted.
Serena: No thanks. Hey, what's all that stuff?
Luna: Cover your ears, Serena.
Serena: What's happening? What's that noise?
Computer: Welcome, students. You have been specially chosen to supply your energy to our great leader, Queen Beryl.
Luna: Worse than I thought! It's a brainwashing program!
Computer: From now on, you shall obey only the plans of the Negaverse.
Serena: No way!
Luna: Your friend is from the Negaverse.
Serena: I can't just waltz in there like this.
Luna: You're right. Use the Luna Pen.
Serena: Oh yeah!
Serena: DISGUISE POWER! Change me into a school superintendent!
Serena: Who's in charge of this bogus class?!
Amy: May I help you, ma'am? Is there an emergency of some kind? Tell me.
Serena: No, more like a total meltdown crisis, Amy.
Amy: Have we met?
Serena: No time to act dumb now.
Luna: It's time for Sailor Moon.
Serena: MOON PRISM POWER!
Amy: *gasp* Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon: What?
MoD Professor: Ha ha ha. Oh Amy, can't I ever leave you in charge for one minute? What's with this rude disruption? Can't you see we're trying to conduct a class in here? Now I'm afraid you'll have to leave. Ha ha ha ha.
Sailor Moon: This means that Amy wasn't working for the Negaverse, so now what do I do, Feleinstein?
Luna: Wing it?
Sailor Moon: Let my friend go right now! We know what you're up to, and you're not going to get away with it! I am Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice. On behalf of the Moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means YOU!
MoD: Pop quiz time.
Sailor Moon: Huh?
MoD: This is a cram school. We want answers. Three fifty-five times two sixty-eight?
Sailor Moon: Wait a second. You're not my teacher, and I don't have to answer!
MoD: Time's up, kid. Too bad. You flunked big!
Sailor Moon: Ha ha, you missed! Is that all you've got?
Luna: Oh, now she's trapped in a corner. What a heroine.
Sailor Moon: This is not going my way.
MoD: I'm giving you two choices: one, you surrender now, or two, you surrender later.
Sailor Moon: I'll never surrender!
MoD: Are you sure about that?
Sailor Moon: Luna! Help me! There are too many!
MoD: Now for YOU! You thought you could get away from me, didn't you? No one can resist my powers. Surrender your energy to the Negaverse. Give in to me now.
Amy: I'll never give in to you, ever! Now let me go, you slimy old witch!
MoD: Stop resisting my power. Relinquish your energy. What's this mark from?
Luna: Mercury... She's not from the Negaverse. She's one of us. Amy is Sailor Mercury.
MoD: Ha ha ha. Who needs your energy anyway? You just failed this class. Ha ha ha! SLICE OF THE DEADWOOD.
Luna: AMY! TAKE THIS! Shout 'MERCURY POWER'!
MoD: I've got you now.
Amy: MERCURY POWER!
Luna: Whew. Talk about cutting it close. I thought Sailor Mercury was a goner for sure!
Sailor Moon: OH LUNA, HELP!
Luna: Use your Mercury Bubbles!
Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!
MoD: What's this? Huh? Brrrr, it's cold. I'm freezing!
Sailor Mercury: Missed me.
MoD: Where are you?
Sailor Mercury: Sailor Moon, are you all right?
Sailor Moon: Yeah, but the big ugly thing isn't. MOON TIARA MAGIC! Good, they're getting back to normal.
Sailor Mercury: Woah.
Luna: Sailor Mercury, you were great. Welcome to the Sailor Scouts.
Sailor Moon: Amy, you're Sailor Mercury. That's so cool.
Serena: I can't believe that we thought you were a spy for the Negaverse. Oh, I hope you're not mad about it.
Luna: It was my fault.
Amy: No way. Once you saw what was on that computer disk, it was only natural that you'd suspect me. I would've. I'm just glad we beat them.
Serena: Now I don't have to work so hard. Ha ha ha ha. So, ah, now that we're friends, will you help me do my homework?

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