Sailor Moon Episode Three

Sailor Moon Episode Three Slim City

Serena: Okay. Time to weigh in. WAAAAAH!
Serena's Family: Huh?
Serena: AH! I'm a total fatso!
Serena's Dad: Serena, don't be ruduculous. You're not overweight. You can't skip meals.
Serena's Mum: It's bad for you.
Sammy: It's just half a pound, so what's the big deal?
Serena's Dad: Half a pound? That's it? That's the big crisis?
Serena's Mum: That's nothing, sweetheart. You'll work it off...
Serena's Family: ...on your hundred yard dash to school!
Serena: Oh... you don't care! None of you!
Luna: Serena, are you still upset about that half-pound you gained?
Serena: Uh huh.
Luna: So now your going on a strict diet?
Serena: Huh? What are you doing?
Luna: Drawing my favourite hero.
Serena: Ooh!
Queen Beryl: Jedite, what news?
Jedite: Very good news, my Queen.
Queen Beryl: Yes, I must commend your efforts.
Jedite: Thank you, Queen Beryl. I am only following your plan. You hav tapped a bottomless resource.
Queen Beryl: I know. The humans are so vain.
Jedite: They are. They expend an absurd amount of energy on crazy diets or frantic activity they call "fitness".
Molly: No Way! Your parents let you diet?
Serena: Well...
Loraine: My mother says girls our age should never diet.
Other Girls: But we're 14!
Brandy: So you're gonna start a heavy-duty diet? All right! Me too!
Molly: So you're gonna totally quit eating?
Brandy: Sure!
Loraine: But that's bad for you. You wanna lose weight? Cut the junk. All those ice cream sundaes and potatoe chips and root beer floats. Mmmm...
Other Girls: What a sacrifice!
Brandy: I always lose weight really, really fast whenever I get a new boyfriend.
Loraine: Boyfriend? When did this happen?
Brandy: Well...
Other Girls: So spill!
Brandy: It's Michael.
Molly: Motor Mouth?
Brandy: Why does everyone call him that?
Loraine: 'Cause, he's always mouthing off without thinking first and saying totally dumb things.
Brandy: So now your saying my boyfriend's dumb?
Loraine: No.
Molly: Maybe you should talk to Miss Haruna. She's been on a really major fitness kick lately.
Serena: She has?
Molly: For sure.
Ms Haruna: How are you, ladies? I hope you're ready for today's test.
Serena: Wow, there IS something different about her.
Melvin: Hey there, Serena. Look at these cool pictures. Miss H dropped them from her purse. Teachers aren't supposed to look THAT good.
Serena: No way!
Melvin: I guess she's been working out.
Molly: Where'd you really get these, Melvin? Miss H wasn't carrying a purse.
Melvin: AHH!
Serena & Molly: HUH?! Come back here! We wanna know!
Melvin: Oh. WHEW! That was close.
Serena: There you are, Melvin.
Melvin: Okay! Okay! I admit it! I Borrowed the photo club's camera secretly and took the pictures, okay?
Serena: Oh Melvin, you are too weird, so just tell me. Where's Miss H working out?
Melvin: Huh?
Instructor: All RIGHT! Yeah! Super warm-up, everybody! Now, let's aerobicize! Yeah, you can do it! Excellent! That's right! Give me lots of energy! We're gonna get in shape! Lift those legs, ladies! YES!
Girls: Wow!
Serena: Aerobics!
Molly: I can't wait to get started.
Other Girls: Let's do it!
Serena: kay.
Jedite: Ha ha ha ha. Excellent. More humans for our energy collection.
Serena: So what do you guys wanna do first?
Molly: I don't know. Something easy?
Girls: Who's that?
Jed/ite: I'm Jed. I'll show you around today.
Girls: Ohh...
Serena: Is he for real?
Molly: Gosh, I sure hope so.
Jed/ite: Have you been here before, ladies?
Serena: Uh, no. It's the first time here for all of us.
Jed/ite: Well, right this way, then.
Trainer A: Good! 200 more.
Trainer B: Not bad. three more miles to go!
Jed/ite: You're all doing great. Keep it up, girls. We'll have you in shape in no time at all.
Molly: Done yet, Brandy?
Brandy: Almost. It's my last set.
Jed/ite: (thinking) Done? Oh, not by a long shot. (talking) Hey you! On the bike! Back to work!
Molly: Okay...
Jed/ite: Great. Your workout's over. Now for your reward. After each workout, you get access to the beauty spa downstairs.
Molly: Great!
Loraine: Cool.
Brandy: We need it.
Serena: Oh, I'm sure glad I bailed on those exercises early. Oooooh. I'm so sore. Ah. That was tough.
Brandy: What is this, Jed? This is weird.
Jed/ite: Don't be scared. These are relaxation pods.
Girls: Huh?
Jed/ite: You get inside these pods, and in a minutes, you're completely relaxed. Try it. You'll feel like a brand new person.
Molly: Okay. I'm game. They look like some kind of weird space capsule.
Loraine: Yeah. Let's do it.
Brandy: Count me in!
Molly: Let's try it!
Jed/ite: Hmm. (thinking) 'Relaxation pods.' Thats a good one. Ha ha ha ha. Queen Beryl will be most pleased.
Queen Beryl: Ha ha ha ha.
Molly: I'm... exhausted.
Loraine: Majorly pooped.
Jed/ite: But you should see the glow you have on all your lovely faces
Loraine: Huh?
Brandy: Really?
Molly: You think so?
Jed/ite: I'm sure of it. The relaxation pods have worked wonders. (thinking) Ha ha ha. Wonders for the Negaverse. Stpuid humans. They're so easy to fool. (talking) Ha ha ha ha. I'll feed their energy to the Nega Force. Arise, Queen Beryl, your realm shall very soon include Earth. Ha ha ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA!
Serena: This fitness business is a total snore. My stomach's growling so loud, you'd think... oooh... I'd swallowed a bear. Hey, kid!
Boy: Huh?
Serena: You're not gonna eat all of those doughnuts, are ya?
Boy: MUMMY!
Serena: Huh? Oh, I don't believe that kid. What a totally selfish brat!
Serena: Don't think... about food. Don't think about food... If only I were more like Sailor V. I bet she never has to diet.
Andrew: Serena, what's the matter?
Serena: Nothing's the matter. Why?
Andrew: I thought you were going to faint.
Serena: No way.
Andrew: Are you sure you're all right?
Serena: I would be if you'd stop moving.
Andrew: Oh...
Serena: Everything's going round and round. It's all spinning...
Serena: Wow. I'm dancing with Andrew. Ooh. I just wish I didn't have to leave. Goodbye, my love. It's been totally great.
Daydream Andrew: Don't do this, Serena. It's not good for you to stop eating. There's a better way, my darling.
Serena: But, I gained half a pound.
Daydream Andrew: So what? Look what you're doing to yourself.
Serena: What should I do?
Daydream Andrew: Have a big steak... with french fries and a chocolate malt.
Serena: Oh... a guy after my own heart.
Andrew: Here, Serena. drink this.
Serena: Thanks, Andrew.
Andrew: I should thank you, Serena.
Serena: Huh?
Andrew: When you fainted into my arms, it made me so happy.
Serena: Huh? It did?
Andrew: Oh yeah. For the first time, I'm absolutely positive I really want to be a doctor.
Serena: Oh, you wanna be a doctor? So you don't wanna work at the arcade any more?
Andrew: Not forever.
Serena: Andrew, I don't want you to go.
Andrew: Well, first I need to finish school and earn my tuition, so I won't be leaving for awhile, but listen, Serena. Are you dieting? 'Cause you look great. You don't need to lose a pound. In fact, I'm going to take you out for a big lunch.
Serena: Lunch? oh, really?
Andrew: Yep.
Serena: Yummy food!
Serena: Oh boy. This is delicious. I could eat ten of 'em.
Darien: Meatball-Head. Maybe I should call you "Doughnut-Head". You're really chowing down.
Serena: Huh? Tease me all you like, Darien. You can't ruin the taste of this doughnut.
Darien: You're so selfish. The least you could do is offer me one.
Serena: Gladly!
Darien: Thanks, Doughnut-Head. You know, that wasn't much of a throw. You should start working out.
Serena: Someday, I'll bean him good, and it won't be with a doughnut.
Luna: Serena...
Serena: Huh?
Luna: He's right, you know? I've never seen you wolf down so many doughnuts.
Serena: Buzz off!
Serena: What's wrong with me, Luna? How come I never have any disipline or self-control?
Luna: Well... not eating's certainly not going to solve your problem.
Serena: I ate.
Luna: I'll say. You were a piglet at the restaurant, and then you went and bought those doughnuts. How many of those did you pack away?
Serena: Let's see here. I ate two, three, maybe four, okay. Five. Am I gonna turn into a doughnut?
Luna: You see, if you kept to your normal eating habits, you wouldn't have been starving so much.
Serena: Oh man. This is... real bad. Oh, I'm a blimp!
Luna:You're not fat, and you're not a blimp. Serena, it's time you got your mind back on what's important, which is fighting the Negaverse. YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH DIETING!
Serena: Quit preaching! I hear you!
Luna: That's news to me.
Serena: I'm not listening to you anymore. I'm becoming a blimposaurus
Luna: Wait! Don't run away! We have Sailor business to discuss.
Serena: I can't. I have to work out.
Luna: Oh dear, it's even worse than I thought. Who's that? That's Serena's teacher. She looks like she's in a trance. I better check it out. I'm getting strange vibrations here. What is that?
Jed/ite: Ha ha ha ha. So nice to see you back, Miss Haruna. I'm afraid your teaching days will soon be over.
Luna: Jedite!
Luna: SERENA!
Serena: AAAAH! I was burning fat! Luna, come back! Luna? This better be good. What'd you do, catch rabies? AH! LUNA!
Luna: Just be quiet. You're going to listen to me, Serena, and your gonna listen good! understand?!
Serena: Uh... uh... Uh-huh.
Luna: The Negaverse is behind this whole thing. They've got an energy-sucking machine downstairs!
Serena: No way. That's the Relaxation Room.
Luna: GRR! I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S THEM!
Serena: I guess we should check it out, huh?
Luna: It's Sailor business, Serena.
Serena: MOON PRISM POWER!
Jedite: This will definately be her last treatment.
Sailor Moon: You let her go right now!
Jedite: Hmm?
Sailor Moon: Game's over, Buddy. I know you. You're working for the Negaverse!
Jedite: Oh, there must be some mistake.
Sailor Moon: No mistake. I'm Sailor Moon, and I'm the Champion of Justice! On behalf of the Moon, I shall right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means YOU!
Jedite: Well boys, it looks like it's time for a workout, on HER!
Sailor Moon: Oh no! Woah, they didn't look this big before.
Jedite: Have a good workout, Miss Moon.
Sailor Moon: Luna, get me out of here! Now, please!
Luna: Hey, wait! What are you doing? Serena?
Sailor Moon: What's it look like, Luna?
Luna: What about Miss Haruna? You have to save HER!
Sailor Moon: Miss H. You're right. She's still in there. You guys need an attitude adjustment. MOON TIARA MAGIC! Hey guys, you all right?
Trainers: What? What happened you guys? I feel woozy.
Sailor Moon: Whew. I'm glad they aren't the real bad guys.
Queen Beryl: Jedite, you were forced to abandoned the plan much sooner than anticipated. Jedite, I'm disappointed. How is it that we were discovered so soon?
Jedite: I'm not exactly sure, my queen, but that Sailor Moon is getting on my nerves.
Serena: This is bliss.
Serena's Mum: Serena, are you almost finished?
Serena: Yeah. Why?
Serena's Mum: Because your brother's been waiting quite awhile.
Serena: All right. Tell him I'll be out in a minute.
Serena's Mum: Okay. Thanks.
Sammy: I'm not really waiting around here to take a bath, you know?
Serena's Mum: Well then, what ARE you waiting for? Is something wrong?
Sammy: Nah, just playing a practical joke on her.
Serena: WAAAAAH!
Serena's Mum & Sammy: Huh?
Serena: It can't be! I don't weigh 300 pounds! Mama, I broke the bathroom scaaaale!

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