Sailor Moon Episode Two
Talk Radio
- Queen Beryl:Jedite, present yourself to me! Tell me of your progress gathering energy from the earthlings.
- Jedite: My Queen, I am pleased to inform you that we have found a new source of energy in humans. Apparently they expand much of it on an emotion called love.
- Queen Beryl: Yes, I've heard of it. You have a plan to capture this energy, Jedite?
- Jedite: Yes, my Queen. I've already dispatched my servant, Frow, to take full advantage of the human's weakness. She awaits my command.
- Queen Beryl: Very well, then. Just try not to disappoint me, as you did with your last effort. That is all. You may proceed.
- Radio DJ/Jedite: Good evening all you night owls. It's the midnight hour and you know what that means. Time for The Love Line. Tonight we have a very special love letter from a very special lady, reaching out to a long-lost flame whom she would like to get in touch with again. It's signed, "Hopeful Haruna."
- Miss Haruna: YEAH!
- Serena: Haruna? Ha ha. Don't tell me Miss H sent the Love Line a letter. It can't be her! Teachers NEVER have boyfriends!
- Radio DJ: Before i read the letter, I would just like to remind all of you listeners that The Love Line always wants to help the lovelorn. Write to us. If we read your letter on the air, We'll give you a romantic prize.
- Luna: ooh.
- Serena: Oh, I'd sure love to have a show reading all those dreamy letters.
- Radio DJ/Jedite: Dear Lost Love. It's been many years since we last saw each other, but you are never far from my heart.
- Luna: You should be in bed.
- Serena: I want to be a Love Line DJ!
- Luna: Give me a break!
- Serena: Or, maybe I can do TV!
- Luna: FORGET IT!
- Serena: What's with you, Luna?
- Luna: I'm fed up with a certain someone who never takes anything she's supposed to do seriously. You've got to stop wasting your time with all these silly ideas, Serena. You're destined to fight the evils of the Negaverse! When will you ever get it?
- Serena: Hmph. Maybe I don't want to! Good night! Party pooper!
- Serena's Dad: Honey, why did you circle the date in red magic marker?
- Serena's Mom: Oh, Did I? Maybe there's something special about this date.
- Serena's Dad: Hm hm hm. Oh, you mean besides being our anniversary and my taking you to dinner?
- Serena's Mon: Oh ho ho. Oh, you did remember it! Say "ah".
- (Serena screaming): AAH!
- Serena's Dad: That girl is always late.
- Serena: Hello! Goodbye! See you later!
- Serena: Please don't ring yet! Please! Where is she? Miss H never misses class.
- Molly: If she's out, we'll get a subsitute!
- Serena: Free day!
- Melvin: Maybe she'll let me read my report on yellow earth worms to the class.
- Student: Is she alright?
- Second Student: Is she okay?
- Miss Haruna: Hi. Anyone not present raise your hand now. Who cares? Read chapters 1 to 35 in any book you want, then wake me up whenever the last bell goes off. Now good night everybody.
- Third Student: Should we get a doctor?
- Forth Student: Do you think she's sick?
- Melvin: Hmm? Huh? Maybe one of us should go and get the principal. Don't you think?
- Serena: Are you kidding, Melvin? It's way more fun to stay right here and watch Miss H snore away!
- Luna: Oh. This is so frustrating. I search all this time for a Champion of Justice and I get HER! If this is some kind of cosmic joke, I frankly fail to see the humour.
- Andrew: Hello. Aren't you pretty! You're Luna, right?
- Luna (thinking): This is the one Serena likes so much.
- Andrew: What are you doing here all by yourself, huh? Don't tell me you're a videp addict just like Serena.
- Luna (thinking): Actually, this could be a great communications base.
- Andrew: I've got to go. There's lots to do before the crowd gets here. See you later, Luna.
- Luna (thinking): Hmmm. This place will be fine. (talking) Close to Serena's school, in case there's an emergency. That's heading for the school!
- Melvin: Maybe Miss Haruna has sleeping sickness.
- Serena: Is this weird or what? I've never seen a teacher fall asleep at her desk before. Have you, Molly?
- Molly: No. But maybe she stayed up too late listening to that new show, The Love Line. I'm feeling kind of beat myself. It went on way past midnight.
- Serena: I still think that calling the medics was a bit much. I mean, she only fell asleep. What's the deal?
- Molly & Melvin: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GOURD?
- Serena: What'd I say?
- Serena: Well, now class is cancelled, so that means I got up for nothing. I mean, come on. I could have slept in!
- Molly & Melvin: Oh...
- Serena: Oh well.
- Employee: You wanted to talk to me, Sir?
- Boss: Yes, I did. Tell me why we're getting all this fan mail for a program we don't have?
- Employee: There must be some mistake.
- Boss: Obviously. Now find out what's going on!
- Employee: I'll get on it right away.
- Woman/Frow: Is that the mail for the new Love Line broadcast, Sir?
- Boss: You know about this fiasco?
- Woman/Frow: Yes, I've been sent specially.
- Boss: Did headquarters send you?
- Woman/Frow: You could say that.
- Molly: I've got a special project I'm working on. I have to write the perfect letter, so it'll get read on the air by the Love Line DJ!
- Serena: But you don't even have a boyfriend!
- Molly: I know. I'm just going to invent one, so I get my letter on the show.
- Serena: Oh, smart, Molly. You can make the perfect guy! Handsome, smooth, totally cool ... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Molly: Darien, how are you?
- Darien: Ha ha ha ha. What was that you were saying about someone totally cool? Well, we can be sure it isn't you. Shouldn't you be going home and doing your homework, Meatball-Head?
- Serena: Don't call me that!
- Molly: I just figured out who's gonna be the inspiration for my first love letter!
- Serena: How's this for inspiration? YOU'RE A CREEP, DARIEN! YOU DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT BEING COOL!
- Serena: All right. Let's warm it up. This is gonna be the best thing...
- Luna: Serena, are you really going to start your homework without anyone telling you to do it?
- Serena: Quiet, Luna! You'll make me loose my concentration!
- Luna: Gee, sorry.
- Serena: This has gotta be great, it's gotta blow them away. Let's see now.
- Luna: Serena, you'll never get anything done at this rate.
- Serena: You're absolutely right, Luna! Why didn't I think of this sooner? I can go there directly and present myself in person! This'll be great!
- Luna: WHAT?!
- Serena: Come on! We're outta here! I'm gonna be on The Love Line tonight!
- Serena: Are you sure? But this is the station Love Line was on.
- Radio Station Guard: Oh. For the thousandth time, there's no program called Love Line at this station.
- Serena: All right.
- Radio Station Guard: Now go home.
- Serena: I'm going. That's so weird. I know I heard right.
- Radio DJ/Jedite: It's the midnight hour, the time for romance.
- Serena: Ah, I knew this was the station. That doofus guard doesn't know anything.
- Luna: This program is pretty new, right Serena? It just started a few weeks ago, so how come it's not mentioned in the entertainment section?
- Serena: They don't need publicity. It's the super hottest program on the air!
- Radio DJ/Jedite: Tonight, our special love letter is to a lucky mystery man from a secret admirer named Molly.
- Serena: No way!
- Frow: With so much fan mail, this show is going to be on for a very long time. Queen Beryl should be most pleased.
- Radio DJ/Jedite: Remember, listeners, we'll read one special letter every night, and the lucky winner gets a beautiful prize delivered the next morning!
- Lonna: Open it, Molly, we want to see.
- Pauline: Was that your letter on the radio?
- Molly: Uh huh. I thought I was going to faint!
- Serena: What did they send you? Hurry up and open it!
- Molly: Okay!
- Serena: Hey, that's the exact same flower Miss H was wearing yesterday.
- Lonna: So that means she was 'Hopeful Haruna'!
- Pauline: Yeah! It's gotta be her!
- Serena: Who would've thought?
- Lonna: Wow.
- Pauline: That looks great.
- Molly: Oh! I'm so tired. I wanna sleep.
- Serena: Molly, are you alright?
- Lonna: Yoo hoo. Molly?
- Serena: What's the matter, M-molly, are you all right?
- Pauline: We better call the nurse! It's not normal to just fall asleep like that.
- Lonna: Serena, yes. Molly, no!
- Serena: Who's there? Tuxedo Mask. What are you doing in my dream? Is there some kind of danger? You're so mysterious! Maybe you want to take me out for a hot fudge sundae?
- Dream Tuxedo Mask: You've read my mind, Sailor Moon.
- Serena: Does this mean you'll tell me who you really are?
- Dream Tuxedo Mask: Of course. I'll tell you anything you want to know! We'll have no secrets.
- Luna: WAKE UP, WOULD YOU! Well, you got your strength back, I see.
- Serena: What happened?
- Luna: It's the Negaverse. I know it! I think it's got something to do with this flower. We need to go to that radio station again.
- Serena: Right.
- Jedite: We've drained all the energy this pathetic human had to give. With such a huge response, we'll have an endless supply. More energy for the Negaverse. Queen Beryl will be most pleased, and with each flower we deliver, we come closer to releasing the Nega Force... and ridding the Universe of these silly humans with their absurd emotions.
- Serena: Oh, it's that same guard on duty again. How am I gonna get by him without him recognising me?
- Luna: I've got it!
- Serena: Wow! What's that?
- Luna: This is the Luna Pen.
- Serena: Is this another one of your super-gadgets?
- Luna: Yes, I guess you could say it's something like that. It's a very powerful transforming tool. It turns you into whatever you want.
- Serena: Whatever I want? Cool! How does it work?
- Luna: You say "DISGUISE POWER" and then tell it what transformation you you want.
- Serena: Oh, I'm going to like this pen. DISGUISE POWER! Transform me into a sophisticated talent agent! Unbelievable! It works!
- Luna: Serena, are you going to be able to walk in those shoes?
- Serena: Remember, I said sophisticated.
- Luna: You know, she just might pull this one off. Spoke too soon.
- Radio DJ/Jedite: This is from Pam, to her wonderful husband, that she loves with all her heart.
- Serena: Wow, this is my kind of job. Can't beat that. They're all sleeping.
- Luna: Sleeping? What are you talking about, Serena?
- Serena: See for yourself.
- Luna: It's the Negaverse! I can feel it's evil energy.
- Serena: Let's go! Out of the way!
- Woman/Frow: No, he's on the air!
- Radio DJ/Jedite: All right. That about wraps up our show for...
- Serena: Attention all Love Line fans, stop listening to the show, it's dangerous to your health. Turn your radios off right now if you know what's good for you. And burn those flower pins, they're REALLY dangerous!
- Jedite: NO!
- Serena: They sap the energy right out of you. Get rid of them!
- Jedite: Be quiet, now!
- Serena: Don't listen tot his imposter, ladies! He doesn't even know what love's about! He doesn't care one bit about your hopes and dreams! He's just using you!
- Luna: AAAH! Be careful! That woman's his partner! She's coming after you!
- Jedite: You're off the air!
- Serena: AAAH!
- Luna: Watch out behind you! Brace yourself! Sailor Moon would be good right now!
- Serena: MOON PRISM POWER! AND MAKE IT FAST! I am Sailor Moon, the champion of justice. On behalf of the Moon I will punish you!
- Luna: That's not how the end of it goes.
- Sailor Moon: Yeah, well. I'm not finished yet. I will right wrongs and triumph over evil! And that means you!
- Jedite: Lots of pretty words, Miss Moon, but is that all they are? Pretty words?
- Sailor Moon: You wanna see me in action? I'll give it to you!
- Jedite: Just what we've been waiting for... AFTER HER!
- Frow: SAILOR MOON, YOU'RE MINE! DRAT!
- Sailor Moon: What do we do now?
- Luna: Sailor Moon! Try your tiara!
- Sailor Moon: MOON TIARA MAGIC!
- Frow: Not a good aim, are you?
- Sailor Moon: TIARA MAGIC! Do you surrender?
- Jedite: Why would I want to do a stupid thing like that?
- Sailor Moon: MOON TIARA MAGIC! AAAAH! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! It's supposed to work every time!
- Luna: Sailor Moon!
- Sailor Moon: Where'd he go? Luna, what do I do? I don't know how to beat him!
- Tuxedo Mask: Don't give into them, Sailor Moon!
- Jedite (thinking): It's time to go.
- Sailor Moon: This rose must have special powers. Tuxedo Mask! Thank you! Oh... He's so handsome... And mysterious!
- Serena (writing): My beloved Tuxedo Mask. You are my hero. I think you're the... greatest...
- Molly: What are you blushing for, Serena? Are you writing a mushy love note to somebody?
>DT>Serena: No. Why would I do something silly like? Here...
- Molly: OOOH! My beloved Tuxedo Mask...
- Miss Haruna: Hello, everybody. I'm so glad to see all of your smiling faces again. Let's settle down and get started, shall we?
- Serena: Really, it's my homework.
- Miss Haruna: YOU did homework? This is an event. I can't believe this. Give it to me. I'll read it out loud to the class.
- Serena: GIVE IT BACK, MOLLY!
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