Sailor Moon Episode One
A Moon Star is Born
- Narrator: A thousand years ago, our moon was home to a great civilisation ruled by Queen Serenity. Everything was peaceful until the arrival of the evil Queen Beryl.
- Beryl: Ha, ha, ha, ha. First, the moon shall be mine. Then the universe!
- Narrator: To conquer the Moon, Queen Beryl unleashed the awesome power of the Negaforce. Although her world was destroyed, Queen Serenity's last hope was the power of the Imperium Silver Crystal and the Crescent Moon Wand.
- Serenity: Only this Crystal and Wand can combat the power of the Negaforce. Never let our enemies get them, or the Universe is doomed, but most of all you must protect our dear Princess Serena. Understand?
- Luna & Artemis: Yes.
- Narrator: Frozen in moonbeam crystals, the queen sent the Princess and the children of the Moon to the future on Earth. Their memories lost to them all, the queen's cat advisors, Luna and Artimis, must find the Princess, so she will at last be safe. And so our story begins.
- Serena: AAAH! Oh no. I'm late for school again. Mom! Why didn't you wake me up in time for the first bell?
- Serena's Mom: I did, Serena darling, three times, and each time you said you were getting up right away.
- Serena: And you believed me?
- Serena's Mom: Serena...
- Serena: I gotta go!
- Serena's Mom: Aren't you forgetting something, dear?
- Serena: What? Hmmm. Oh yeah. Bye, Mom! See you after school!
- Serena: I'm so sleepy! Why can't today be Saturday?
- Kids: Hold it still! I can feel it's tongue! I'm trying. I'm trying.
- Serena: HEY! Stop it! Leave that cat alone! Rotten brats. You poor thing. Did those creepy kids hurt you, kitty? You're ok. But how about I take this bandage off you? Huh? Is that a crescent moon?
- Luna (thinking): Hmmm, this girl... I sense something...
- Serena: Ni-nice kitty. Oh great! Now I'm really late!
- Luna (thinking): Could she be the one?
- Serena: Hey! Did you hear there's a new Sailor V video game out? I saw it on TV.
- Miss Haruna: Serena, you need more studying and less TV. There isn't any excuse for failing this exam.
- Serena: I failed? How can that be?
- Miss Haruna: Have your mother sign this and return it to me.
- Molly: Aw, chill out, Serena. It's just one lousy test. It's not the end of the world or something.
- Serena: You don't get it, Molly. If my Mom finds out i flunked that test, she'll ground me and cut my allowance, and i wont get to play the new Sailor V game.
- Melvin: Hey Serena, I heard about your test. Want me to be your tutor?
- Serena: 'Bout as much as I want a toothache.
- Molly: You're such a dweeb, Melvin. She doesn't need a tutor. She needs a trip to the mall to get her mind off this. Tell your mom you're at my house studying.
- Melvin: You're going to go shopping? What's more important than your grades? I didn't study and i only got a 95. How will I explain this to my parents?
- Molly: Do we care?
- Serena (crying): Maybe he's right.
- Molly: What? We're going shopping. By the time you get home, your mum'll have forgotten all about that dumb test.
- Serena: Hmmm, do you really think so?
- Molly: I know so. I saw some major awesome boots on sale.
- Serena: We can get ice cream...
- Molly: ...then shop some more.
- Serena: Can we look for some earrings?
- Molly: Good idea. We can go to my mum's jewellery store. She's got some major cool stuff. I mean wicked cool.
- Serena: Oh, I could use some new pink barrettes for my hair.
- Molly: Oh, she's got all kinds of great things! You gotta see it! it will blow you away! Diamonds, rubies, emeralds, all kinds of stuff! Even some rhinestones.
- Serena: Rhinestones! I LOVE those!
- Molly: She's got lots of 'em, and in lots of colours.
- Serena: Pink?! And purple?!
- Molly: Oh, like for sure!
- Serena: All right! What are we waiting for? Let's go!
- Melvin: Ha ha ha. Serena. Ha ha. Beautiful, but a shop-a-holic.
- Beryl: The oracle says it's time to attack the other dimension, to unleash the power of the Negaforce.
- Negaverse Minions: Yes. Yes.
- Beryl: But to do so, I shall require energy. Yes, a great deal of energy. We shall get it from the planet Earth. So Jedite, present yourself and tell me of your progress there.
- Jedite: Yes, Queen Beryl. As we speak, my servant Morga is on the other side, preparing to gather energy. The humans are weak and helpless, and they will yield to our will, and then nothing will stand in the way of the great Negaforce.
- Beryl: Do not fail me, Jedite. I need their energy.
- Jedite: Yes, my queen.
- Molly's Mom: Come on in! Everyone's welcome! Make me an offer!
- Serena: Molly, what's going on?
- Molly's Mom: Welcome, ladies! Here's your chance to own diamonds, sapphires, emeralds, and a whole lot more!
- Molly: I don't get it. My mom's sure acting strange.
- Serena: Yeah. What'd she put in her coffee this morning?
- Molly's Mom: Today only, everything in the store 90% off! Please feel free to try on anything... *thinking* Hm hm hm hm... and surrender your frantic energy to Queen Beryl and the Negaforce. For I am Morga, loyal disciple to the Negaverse, and my jewels will drain away all your energy!
- Jedite: You have done well, Morga. So much greed... So much energy. Queen Beryl will be most pleased. Feed the Negaforce, foolish humans. Queen Beryl will soon triumph. Prepare them, Morga, for her triumphant arrival! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Morga: With Pleasure.
- Molly: Mama?
- Molly's Mom: Oh, Molly, what a suprise.
- Molly: Serena and I came to see some...
- Serena: ...rhinestone jewellery!
- Molly's Mom: Rhinestones! Ha! Don't be silly now, girls. Help yourselves to some diamonds instead! There are plenty to go around.
- Serena: Diamonds?
- Molly's Mom: Why, yes! Any friend of Molly's deserves nothing but the best.
- Serena: I can't believe this! I totally can't believe this!
- Molly's Mom: Here, Serena. Would you like to try this on this ring?
- Serena: Wow, would I!
- Molly's Mom: It's a flawless twenty caret diamond! For you, ten dollars.
- Molly & Serena: Twenty carets, TEN DOLLARS?!
- Fat Woman: MINE!
- Molly: Serena, this is way wierd!
- Serena: What's up with your mum, Molly? I've never seen her like this before.
- Molly: I don't know, but I'm worried.
- Serena: Hmm. This place is totally whacko, Molly. What's going on?
- Molly: Where are you going?
- Serena: I think I'll take a nap before showing my mum my grades.
- Molly: Okay. See ya tomorrow, Serena.
- Serena: Oh no. How can I tell Mom I flunked another test? DUH, HOW CAN I SHOW HER THIS THING?!
- Darien: Hey, watch it, Meatball Head.
- Serena: Uh? Oh, sorry.
- Darien: A thirty? Admirable.
- Serena: NO!
- Darien: Are you stupid or just... incredibly lazy?
- Serena: Hah! How dare you! Give me that! Hah! The nerve of that guy. What a total jerk calling me a Meatball Head. Still... He sure is cute.
- Darien (thinking): Something about that girl...
- Serena: Oh! The new Sailor V video game. Ah... I wish I could be like Sailor V. She's so beautiful and smart. Something exciting's always happening in her life, not like mine. Who am I kidding? I'll never be like Sailor V, not with grades like this. Mum's going to blow a gasket when she sees this. Oh, what am I going to do?
- Luna (thinking): I can't believe it. This cry baby? She's the one?
- Serena's Mom: So, how did you do on yesterday's algebra test?
- Serena: Uh, test? In algebra?
- Serena's Mom: You know, the one you were studying for the other night with Melvin? You two were up so late in the library. Melvin's mum said he got a 95, and they are very disapointed.
- Serena: Oh yes, that... ha ha ha ha... algebra test. Well, uh... See, that is, well, uh...
- Serena's Mom: Serena, come on. Tell me. How did you do?
- Serena: Melvin gives me the... well, uh, you see, uh, it's like this. I, uh... well...
- Serena's Mom: Let me see.
- Serena: Okay.
- Serena's Mom: THIRTY?! You said you studied! You know what you need to do?!
- Serena: No.
- Serena's Mum: GO BACK TO THE LIBRARY TO STUDY FOR A MAKE-UP TEST!
- Serena: Mum, nooooo! Please! it's too late in the afternoon to study! It's bad for the braaaaain!
- Woman: Something's wrong. I feel very strange.
- Fat Woman: Oh, mercy me. I feel as I'm going to fain...
- Molly: Mama, I'm scared. What's happening to all your customers? Mama?
- Morga: Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
- Molly: Mama?
- Morga: I'm not your mother, Molly dear. Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Serena: Studying so hard is very, very tiring. All those books... All those words... It can't be too good for a person. How does Melvin do it? Oh, I'm so sleepy, so tired. I wanna sleep. Huh? Huh? You scared me! What are you doing here?!
- Luna: Why, Serena, I came to see you, of course. Who else?
- Serena: A talking cat? Oh man. I HAVE been studying to hard.
- Luna: My name is Luna, and I have been searching for you for a very long time. You are the chosen one, and I have been sent here to guide you on the path to your ultimate destiny. I wasn't sure if you were the one the first time we met, but I've been watching you, and now I absolutely know that you are... the Sailor Scout of the Moon.
- Serena: Ah, I'm hallucinating!
- Luna: No you're not, Serena. You are Sailor Moon, and your friend Molly's in big trouble. You have to go help her. You don't believe me? Well all right, then. I'll prove it to you.
- Serena: What is that?
- Luna: It's a special locket just for you.
- Serena: Wow, for me? It's beautiful. How should i wear it? On my school uniform or on my dress?
- Luna: Serena, it's not just a piece of jewellery. Listen to me! Do you hear what I'm saying? Sailor Moon, sworn to defend the Princess of the Moon. Powerful evil forces have appeared here on Earth, and that special locket can help you fight them. You are Sailor Moon, and you must fight evil when it confronts you. You must not be afraid.
- Serena: Yeah right. Just like Sailor V.
- Luna: This is no joke, Serena. Do you hear me? This is your destiny.
- Serena: My destiny? I MUST be dreaming.
- Luna: It's no dream. I'll prove it, Serena. Just repeat after me. MOON PRISM POWER!
- Serena: Okay. MOON PRISM POWER! AH! What happened?! This dream is getting weirder and weirder! I'll never study that hard again! I want to PLAY Sailor V video games! I don't want to LIVE them!
- Molly: Help me! Please help me! Somebody please help me! AAAAAH!
- Sailor Moon: That's Molly!
- Luna: That's right. She is in big trouble.
- Sailor Moon: Yeah, but what can I do to help? You keep forgetting. I'm just a kid.
- Luna: You are Sailor Moon. You will know what to do when you look into your heart. Believe in yourself.
- Sailor Moon: Okay.
- Molly: Somebody please help me!
- Morga: Hm hm hm. There's no one to help you now, little girl.
- Molly: Oh, Help me! Oh...
- Morga: Soon you and your kind will cease to exist. Once Queen Beryl unleashes the Negaforce, she will destroy you all!
- Sailor Moon: Let her go.
- Morga: What's that?
- Sailor Moon: I said let her go!
- Morga: And who are YOU?
- Sailor Moon: Oh, uh, well, my name's... I am Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice! And i say, on behalf of the Moon, I shall right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means YOU!
- Morga: Sailor Moon? Never heard of you, and I'm sure I never will again. Arise, my children, and serve the great power that is the Negaverse!
- (zombie growling)
- Sailor Moon: Luna, help me. I don't know what to do. Ow! That hurt. I don't wanna do this anymore.
- Luna: Sailor Moon, what are you doing? You must fight this evil moster, or the whole Universe could cease to exist.
- Sailor Moon: I don't wanna play this game anymore. LUNA! I WANNA GO HOME!
- Morga: Fine, I'll send you away for good.
- Sailor Moon: AAAAAH!
- Morga: Now who might you be?
- Tuxedo Mask: I am Tuxedo Mask. Sailor Moon, look into your heart and find the warrior within you. It is your destiny.
- Sailor Moon: But I don't want to be a warrior. (cries)
- Morga: Aah! Stop that hideous crying!
- Luna: Sailor Moon, quickly, throw your Tiara and then say 'MOON TIARA MAGIC!'
- Sailor Moon: What for, Luna? What good is that gonna do?
- Luna: Just do it!
- Sailor Moon: MOON TIARA MAGIC!
- Morga: AAAAAH!
- Sailor Moon: Huh? I did that?
- Morga: I shall return...
- Jedite: What? The energy. Someone will pay dearly for this.
- Tuxedo Mask: You have done well, Sailor Moon, and now, Molly's mother and all the other women are free. Others will test you. Do not be afraid. I will fight with you.
- Luna: Are you alright, Sailor Moon? Speak to me.
- Sailor Moon: What a hunky guy.
- Molly: Serena, you're not gonna believe this, but my mom and I had the strangest dream last night, that we were attacked by this hideous monster, and that this beautiful warrior named Sailor Moon saved us!
- Student: What? Are you kidding! I had the same dream!
- Other Student: Yeah, me too.
- Molly: That's wierd... very wierd. Serena, isn't that the wierdest? Serena?
- Serena: Shh. Hey, you guys, could you please keep it down? I was up late last night, and I just need a little bit more sleep. Good night.
Back
Episode Guide
Sailor Moon
Home