The following quotes are all single-liners.
Excerpts and multi-line quotes are on other pages.
"All concerned about the other people... Liar." -Harthun
"If Artimedorus yells 'Caesar, those guys over there; they're gonna kill you!'
Yeah, Artimedorus is a dead man." -Harthun
"That toga looks good on ye'..." -Harthun
"You're eating pizza and you're worried about health?!" -Harthun
"For those of you who wrote 'caped goat'..." -Harthun
"It's not like fat, it doesn't get cool with a ph." -Harthun
"If I tell him I'm illiterate, do you think he'll make me read?" -Michelle
"You can go to a funeral and cry and nobody will say 'why are you crying, sissy?'" -Harthun
"That's 'cause he's a superhero." -Alison
"Stop groping my agenda!" -Shanie
"Give some money to your wife; go out with your friends and girlfriend." -Kitay
"MP-5 players" -Kitay
"You're just ashamed that you incriminated yourself because you like brain sex." -Alison
"So the ravens are looking down there thinking 'buffet'." -Harthun
"And next time we'll try not to laugh at the naked breast like a bunch of *grumble* pre-pubescent adolescents." -Harthun
"So good old Titinius kills himself too!" -Harthun
"If he has a brain tumour, he shouldn't be a teacher." -Unknown
"B like in magnet." -Lalonde
"It's pretty crappy no?
So, your mark would be crappy." -Lalonde
"Notre web site..." -Lalonde
"Brutus can have as many people as he wants but they just don't have sharp pointy swords." -Harthun
"He's debating whether or not to go to the Capital, get stabbed, you know." -Harthun
"Where am I gonna put my peel?" -Michelle
"They don't change into, there's no crazy CGI." -Harthun
"Navid, it's a purse; put it down." -Harthun
"It's a murse... when a man has a purse, it's a murse." -Ashley
"My mom was planning a surprise party and I had no idea." -Joanna
"How bout we write it and give him a code?" -Michelle
"Hehe, that was crappy!" -Chambers
"K, why are we even bothering with knives?
What's wrong with guns?" -Michelle
"So you're hoping on breeding incestuous cows." -Harthun
"I would bring large quantities of LSD." -Aidan
"Cause you can use the hair for warmth." -Harthun
"Such a boy scout." -Dan
"I feel a draft, is my fly open?" -Wright
"Grit? Like sandpaper?" -Wright
"He's an evil zombie that gets cup up." -Harthun
"Et ameliorer son grammaire." -Maciek
"Five special people - we call them suckers." -Harthun
"I love you guys, you're all suckers!" -Harthun
"Don't talk about the war - nobody cares." -B�langer
"Unless you can make a baby - pfft - there's no use for you." -B�langer
"We got big bombs, we gonna blow you up!" -B�langer
"Mr... Mr... Mr. What's-his-name... Skuce!" -Swim
"Much akin to jumping naked into a pool of pirahnas after rubbing yourself down in llama blood." -Chris
"They run around yelling and screaming. Of course; they're engineers, so they're math geeks." -Harthun
"...David's bits..." -Swim
"I've never heard of an I.B. person redoing I.B. before." -Harthun
"It was hot, people took off their clothes... stuff happened." -Michelle
"Did you know that every question asked should be answered in at least three ss- nipple!" -Lily
"I am marking your paper H for horny." -Michelle
"Most of us aren't eating grainmeal bread or worried about cleaning our ritual robes... In which case, you should go to guidance." -Harthun
"So you're part of the itty bitty titty community? Who cares!?" -Wright
"Oh - uh - puberty, sorry." -Wright
"Swallowed a motorboat, didja?" -Wright
"That's great! I'm teaching you skepticism. Teaching you how to be paranoid!" -Wright
"Your fist; in your mouth. Good, now get off my planet!" -Wright
"Cause I drink there. All the time. Excessively." -Wright
"So, we've go the complete anarchists, the communists, NDP, the Libbles..." -Wright
"In the middle of East..." -Evin
"Sit! All of you, sit!" -Harthun
"I will call you to get your essay; and then you can get a cookie." -Harthun
"Off turn light; thank you, Yoda." -Wright
"...other than the satisfaction of cruel and unusual punishment." -Harthun
"I will come down in my snowshoe!" -Michelle
"I will line you up side by each!" -Michelle
"A flame of biblical proportions was coming towards us and I thought,
'I can't die yet, I haven't been to Disneyworld!'" -Wright
"52. Yeah, somebody failed." -Harthun
"Why don't you talk louder to try to overcome each other." -Harthun
"We were gonna have a burning party!" -Harthun
"Don't be funny, don't be cynical... which goes against everything I'm saying now." -Harthun
"IWZZNDNWZITT!!!!111oneone" -Michelle
"FAM FA FAF FA FOOM!!" -Alison
