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If you ever eat there, avoid the "Chunk of Skunk" and you will avoid a nasty stomach ache...
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| What's it like for a Redneck? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well, I did some research and took some photos so that we can take a sneak-peak into the world of a "Redneck!" The name of the place I went to get these will remain a secret (because I didn't get them) as to not offend anyone. Also, if you wanna test to see if you are a red neck take the test at the bottom. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| On the Road... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I found these unusual markings on this street sign, I couldnt figure them out (hehe). <---------------------------- |
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| This also was a confusing specimen. It nearly caused me to forget which was was right! Fortunately I am a conservative (right-winger) and I had my watch on my left hand. ;-) ----------------------------> |
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| At the Resturant... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I Stopped at a Resturant called the "Road Kill Grill." I thought it would be an ideal spot to make some more observations! I was SOOO RIGHT! Take a look at this picture i took while looking at the menu. If you ever eat there, avoid the "Chunk of Skunk" and you will avoid a nasty stomach ache... |
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| At the Hotel... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Well, it was getting late, so I decided to stay at a domicile called the "Traveler's Shack." It was um... different from what I was acclimated to. Anyway, after a night's rest (far from good!) I decided to check out the "pool." I went down stairs and into the parking lot (following the signs) and saw that the "pool" was already occupied! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Since I couldn't enjoy relaxing in the "pool" I decided to send in my report. I asked the receptionist where the copy machine was, she pointed at a door near the back. As I started for the door she said "Good luck trying to get that piece of junk working!" I asked why she would say that. She went on to explain how it we so difficult to print what was on her computer. Not knowing a lot about computers and assuming she had it linked to the copier I continued into the room to comense duplicating my report. To my supprise, I saw how it could be "difficult" for her to print pages from her computer... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| That finishes my report on "Rednecks." I am now sitting in the hospital about to be released from a 3 week stay. How come I'm in the hospital? Oh my, did I forget to mention what I did after I copied my report? I guess I did. Well, I was going up to my room, and the door knob was jammed. So I went to find the person who did the maintinance. I saw that he was busy so I "took a number." However, I had not realized what I had done... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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