This week: "and you thought you were having a bad day!"
He was testing out a new Weight Loss Program: "Loose those extra inches in seconds!"
Guess he missed the part where it said: "...may cause serious injury, and in some cases death..."
But at least he got his hair DIED for free....
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Firstly, I'd like to thank you for choosing to fly Mandarin Airlines. As we taxi out to the runway please make yourself comfortable...and for those of you sitting on the right side of the plane... please look LEFT!"
